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Know Your ABCs

A I’m first. I’m number one.
B Better to be me (it rhymes).
C I’m like B. I rhyme too.
D Duh, I rhyme too.
E Even yet, I rhyme again.
F I don’t rhyme, and I don’t care.
G Gee, I rhyme and I’m proud.
H What the H. There ain’t nothing to rhyme.
I I stand alone and love it.
J I stand with A because we rhyme.
K I rhyme with A too.
L I don’t rhyme and I don’t care.
M Broad and muscled, I don’t have to rhyme.
N No, no, no.
O Oh, oh, oh.
P I’m in with B through E.
Q Do you expect me to give a darn?
R Really, do you expect me to care that Q doesn’t give a darn?
S SSS—just SSS
T Totally with B and the others.
U Guess what, Q? I rhyme with you.
V I’m in with the E rhymes.
W What you talking about rhymes?
X Exactly what I was talking about.
Y Why, I’m with I.
Z Wake me when you say something important. ZZZ

Remember Chapter Ten

Previously: Retired college teacher Lucinda remembers her favorite student Vernon. Reality interrupts when another boarder Nancy scolds her for talking to her daughter Shirley. Later she remembers how she tried to teach Vernon how to dance.
Lucinda gathered her wits and walked downstairs to the large kitchen where Emma served Spartan meals to her family and boarders. She had her hand on the doorknob when she heard Cassie and Emma talking loudly. Lucinda never knew if one of them were hard of hearing. Perhaps the late Mr. Lawrence was deaf, and they never broke themselves of the habit of talking at the top of their voices. Then again they might just be uneducated Texans who didn’t know any better than to holler.

“I think she’s sweet,” Cassie announced with a giggle in her voice.

“And I say there’s nothin’ worse than someone with an education and no common sense,” her mother retorted.

Lucinda decided she did not want to hear any further discussion of her character so she opened the door and entered. “Good morning, ladies. I’m sorry I’ve detained luncheon.”

“Cassie almost collapsed,” Emma pronounced as an accusation.

“Oh, mama.” Cassie rolled her eyes.

“You know how strange she can act; well, it’s even worse when she don’t git to eat on time.”

Lucinda noticed Shirley was on the verge of laughing when Nancy scowled at her. Bertha was trying her best to smile as though what was going on was normal. Lucinda sat next to Shirley, which, she noticed, did not improve Nancy’s disposition one bit. “It’s just that I’ve developed a terrible stomachache.”

“If you got the belly flu I want you out of my kitchen right now. I don’t want Cassie catching anything from you, and you’ll have to figure out how to get a lunch on your own.”

“I understand,” she replied. “If only I could burp I think I would feel better.”

“Watch your language!” Emma’s eyes flashed indignation. “We never use common words like that around here!”

“Yeah.” Cassie slurped her chicken and stars soup. “Daddy always said belch.”

“Cassie, shut up, and you’re not supposed to started eatin’ until we’ve prayed over it.” She tossed a disapproving glare Lucinda’s way. “Well, you’ve been warned about lunch.”

“Yes, Mrs. Lawrence.” She knew when to be subservient. After all, she had been a teacher for more than forty years.

Emma bowed her head but did not close her eyes until she was sure everyone had followed her example. “Dear Heavenly Father, Thank you so much for Buster Lawrence who—unlike other husbands we know—provided us with a home and money to pay for vittles. And forgive them’s who too stupid to be grateful for what they got. Amen.”

“Oh goody, chicken soup with stars!” Cassie started slurping again.

Bertha sat staring at her sister, tears welling in her eyes. “Emma, I don’t know why you have to be so mean in your prayers. I know you’re talkin’ about my husband. Merrill couldn’t help it if he had kidney stones. His three operations took up all the money we’d saved.”

“Yes.” Emma arched an eyebrow. “Sellin’ cigarettes at that department store. And you two made such a big thing out of bein’ church members.” Smugly she put a spoonful of soup to her pursed lips.

“He couldn’t help sellin’ cigarettes. They said work at the tobacco counter or quit.” Her hands trembled so badly she couldn’t dip the spoon into the soup bowl without clanking loudly.

“I’m jest thankful Buster Lawrence made his livin’ sellin somethin’ good and nutritious like Moon Pies.”

“Moon Pies rot your teeth!” Bertha screeched.

“They do not!” Emma retorted. “Moon Pies is good health food.”

Bertha stood in righteous indignation and shook a finger at her sister. “I don’t see why you’re so proud of Moon Pies being healthful when you ruin your health with those cigarettes.” She turned from the table and headed for the door. “I ain’t hungry no more.”

After the door slammed shut, Cassie looked at her mother, her eyes twinkling. “Can I have Aunt Bertha’s chicken and stars?”

“Of course, you can.” Emma took another spoonful of soup. “Your daddy paid for it so why shouldn’t you have it?”

Lucinda felt a tightening in her chest. She forced a smile on face. “Isn’t it a lovely day? North Texas is always so nice in the spring.” She tried to eat the soup but couldn’t eat more than a couple of swallows down. “Perhaps after luncheon I shall take a walk outside. Perhaps fresh air will make me feel better. I love the smell of honeysuckle.”

Shirley tapped her arm. “Mrs. Cambridge?”

Lucinda turned and smiled. “Yes, Shirley.”

“You said you didn’t feel good. When I feel bad I suck on a throat lozenge. The cherry ones are good.”

“That won’t necessary,” She replied gently. “I don’t think I can put anything in my mouth with this upset stomach.”

“Sometimes eating a Tums will make my upset stomach go away.” Shirley little voice got even softer. “They have all sorts of good flavors.”

“Thank you. It’s very kind of you.”

Shirley looked at Emma at the end of the table then leaned into Lucinda to whisper, “I think what Mrs. Lawrence said was very mean.”

“You shouldn’t judge your elders, Shirley,” Lucinda replied. “It’s not very nice.”

“I know.”

“What are you two whisperin’ about down there?” Emma demanded. “Don’t you know that’s rude?”

“She knows,” Nancy snapped. She elbowed her daughter. “Now shut up and finish your soup.” After a moment, she looked at Emma and snarled, “And you leave my kid alone. She ain’t as rude as some of the people in this house!”

“She wasn’t even supposed to be here for lunch,” Emma muttered.

“School let out early for Good Friday.” Nancy finished her soup and pushed the bowl away.

“You shoulda told me ahead of time.” Emma matched her, glare for glare.

“I didn’t know ahead of time. Listen, old woman, you better start treating us better or I’ll call the fire marshal and tell him you haven’t made the changes he ordered.”

Emma stood and took her soup bowl to the sink. “Lunch is over, so get the hell out of my kitchen.”

Nancy lifted Shirley by the arm pit out of her chair. “When are you going to stop making trouble around here?”

“Mommy, you’re hurting me.”

Nancy pushed Shirley out of the door. Lucinda picked up her soup bowl, deposited it in the sink amd went to the door to the back yard.

“Lovely luncheon.”

Lincoln in the Basement Chapter Ninety-Eight

Previously: Stanton holds the Lincolns and janitor Gabby captive in the White House basement. Private Adam Christy takes guard duties. After two years of deceit, love and death, the war is over. Stanton forces Adam into a final conspiracy. Adam’s girlfriend Jessie becomes ill.
Adam turned back to Jessie and touched her shoulder.
“Please go away,” she murmured.
“Don’t you know? You can’t get rid of me that easily.” He took a cloth, dunked it in a bowl, squeezed it, and wiped her brow. “Maybe if I sit here long enough, wipe away enough perspiration, you’ll finally realize how much I love you.”
“It’s too late.”
“It’s never too late. I love you,” he whispered as he rested his head against her shoulder. “Please tell me you love me too.”
“I’m so tired.” Jessie could hardly form the words.
“Please tell me you love me.”
Her hand weakly reached up to his and patted it, then went down to her side. Adam heard her breathing. It was shallow. He leaned over to kiss her cheek, then walked out of the ward at a pace so fast the nurses and patients could not notice his wet, red eyes. Instead of taking the omnibus, he trotted across the Mall and the iron bridge over the slough. His racing heart helped his mind to clear. Jessie was young and strong. She must survive.
He walked up the service drive to the Executive Mansion. He picked up the luncheon tray, and delivered it, hardly noticing the Lincolns and Gabby. Instead Adam concentrated on Jessie’s pat on his hand. It had to mean she loved him, Adam told himself, as he went up to the second floor.
“Private!” Tad called out when he appeared in the hall. “I haven’t seen you in the last few days! Richmond is a mess!” He hugged Adam. “Did you see the parade last night? It was great!”
Adam could not look at the boy who had his arms around him. He could not look into the eyes that in two days would be filled with tears because Adam had conspired to have his father assassinated, but he did return Tad’s embrace.
“Yes, the parade, that was fun,” Adam mumbled.
“You’re gonna stay, ain’t you?” Tad looked up at him. “After Friday, I mean?”
“I don’t know,” he lied. “I’m a soldier. I never know where the army will send me.”
“I hope they let you stay here,” he said with a big smile. Running down the hall to the grand staircase, he yelled for Tom Pen.
When Adam entered the president’s office, he found the double in a pensive mood.
“Sir? Is there anything I can do for you?”
“No, thank you.” Duff paused. “Are you staying after we leave?”
“No, sir.”
“Then run away now. Go out West. Pan for gold. Don’t finish their game.”
“I can’t.”
“Why?”
“My girlfriend—my friend—is sick. I can’t leave her.”
“Very well.” He looked at Adam. “Is she very ill?”
“We think it’s influenza.”
“Oh.” He put his head in his hands. “Then maybe it’s for the best.”
Seeing Lincoln’s double recede into his thoughts, Adam went down the hall to knock on Mrs. Lincoln’s bedroom door.
“Who is it?”
“Private Christy, ma’am.”
“Come in.”
Opening the door, Adam found her in the same pensive mood as the president’s double. She was more melancholy today than he had seen her since they had met. Of all the characters in Stanton’s plan, she was the only one who was always optimistic, which had many times lifted his own spirits. He wished he could say something to make her feel better.
“Do you need anything, Mrs. Lincoln?”
“No, thank you.”
“Do you need any help with your packing?”
“No. You’re very kind.”
“If you don’t mind, I want to go to Armory Square Hospital this afternoon. I have a sick friend there.”
“Of course.”
Adam exited quietly and went downstairs to clean the chamber pots, which did not bother him as much as it usually did, because his mind was on Jessie, hoping they would have a future together. Walking through the kitchen with the pots, he ignored Phebe, which had become easier to do over the last few days. After the last pot had been washed and returned, Adam ran out the service entrance and down the street to the Mall, across the iron bridge to the Smithsonian and on to the hospital.
Huffing, Adam stopped inside the ward door as he saw a couple of orderlies carry a small body wrapped in a sheet from the back room. His mouth dropped when they passed, and he saw a tuft of red hair peeking from the top of the sheet. In the distance, Miss Dix daubed her eyes, and the strange man patted her shoulder. Adam walked to them.
“I knew she should have gone home,” Miss Dix said in a small voice.
“A true American patriot.” The strange man, his eyes welling with tears, looked at Adam. “An immigrant, fresh from Scotland, devoted herself, body and soul, to mending boys broken by war. She gave all she had and, when the war was over, she made the ultimate sacrifice for her new homeland.”
Adam looked from one to the other, wondering what Jessie’s last words had been, hoping they had been about him. But she was gone now, and her last words did not matter. His life did not matter. His thoughts turned to Gabby.
“Sir, Miss Zook’s brother needs someone.” Adam’s eyes were pleading. “May I send him to you? Can you help him?”
“I’m sorry, my young friend, but death has been upon me too much the last few days. Miss Zook’s life slipped away. And Miss Home—it’s happened so quickly. I wanted her to live. I wanted her to love you. You and Miss Home were my remedy to war. Love conquers all, I thought, but evidently not.” He shook his gray head. “I must go home.” He smiled sadly. “I need my mother.”
“You can’t desert us,” Miss Dix cried. “We need you.”
“I’ll be back,” he replied. “I don’t know when. Not long.”
Miss Dix reached out to touch Adam. “Send the poor man to me,” she said. “I’ll take care of him.”
“Thank you.” He smiled. “Thank you both.”
Adam turned to leave, knowing he would never see them again. As he walked back to the Executive Mansion, the clouds parted to reveal the sun. In the middle of the Mall, Adam realized how silent it was for a busy Thursday afternoon. Silence still sounded like death to Adam, but, he decided, death comforted him. It made the pain go away.

David, Wallis and the Mercenary Chapter Sixty-Nine

Previously: Mercenary Leon fails on a mission because of David, better known as the Prince of Wales. Socialite Wallis Spencer, also a spy, has an affair with German Joachim Von Ribbentrop and marries Ernest. David becomes king. Wallis divorces, David abdicates and they marry. They fail to kill Hitler. David and Wallis volunteer to help France.
Wallis took on her duties of renovating La Croe into a French officers’ convalescent home with the same enthusiasm she had when she decorated it as their pleasure dome on the Riviera. Every soldier unfortunate enough to have been wounded would receive the same accommodations as a former king of England. She recruited the ladies of nearby Antibes to knit stockings for the patients to wear as they strolled around the building. For the French soldiers on the front, they made sweaters, socks and gloves. Wallis turned the knitting sessions into regular tea parties, except she served champagne instead of tea. While the French army fought just across the border in Germany, certain luxuries such as champagne were still available to be shipped in from Paris. Wallis designed her own military-style suit to give the event a hint of solemnity.
During such afternoon socials when all the upper crust ladies were well on to their second glass of champagne they jumped at the opportunity to talk about the ladies who did not attend. Some of them had intimate ties with German nationals and in secret waited for the glorious inclusion of France into the Third Reich. Another group of ladies were not as enthusiastic about being inducted into the Hitler regime. They prided themselves on expediency and supported a movement led by General Petain. Petain was already making overtures to Nazi sympathizers to retain a certain autonomy through a government in Vichy, a leading wine-growing region.
“Well,” Wallis chirped as she clicked her knitting needles, “I assure you none of this champagne came from Vichy.”
All the ladies tittered as they returned to their work, only to find they had to undo a row or two of their work. Evidently knitting, champagne and gossip are not conducive to quality work. Wallis smiled graciously as she intently memorized the names, titles and jobs of the suspected conspirators. After her friends left in the late afternoon she went straight to her bedroom where she made copious notes.
A couple of days later she drove into Antibes to buy other necessities for the men on the front, such as toiletries, soap and cigarettes. As she left one tobacco shop a peasant woman limped up to her holding out an apple.
Une pomme, madame?” she asked.
Wallis turned to appraise her and smiled. “You speak French with an American accent.”
“I have been told that many times,” the peasant replied.
“You look exhausted.” She nodded to a café across the street and extended a coin to her. “Buy yourself something and I’ll join you in a few moments.”
As the peasant woman gimped away, Wallis decided that even though she did have a wooden leg she did have a certain style about her. Wallis first deposited all her shopping items in her car before she returned to the café. The woman sat in a back table next to the toilet door. Her dowdy clothing seemed to make her fade away against the wall of ancient wallpaper. Wallis sat and ordered a coffee. She noticed the woman had ordered the same.
The woman’s high cheekbones and dogged chin drew Wallis in, making her remember a fact she had spent most of her life trying to forget—she was physiologically a man though her hormonal balance leaned toward a feminine disposition. Most of the time it was blonde-haired women who drew her attention, but she found this brunette undeniably attractive.
“Do you sell many apples?”
“You’d be surprised.”
“As you may know, I am Wallis, Duchess of Windsor, and I have converted my home into a convalescent facility—“
“And you need plenty of apples for your patients, I know,” she interrupted. “I can get all the apples you want as long as you have something for me.”
Her bluntness made Wallis reel. A moment or two passed before she could reply. “I can give you a ride to La Croe where you can make arrangements for apple delivery while I go upstairs to retrieve something for you.”
“Then let’s not waste time.” The woman stood and limped to the front door.
Soon they were in Wallis’s car motoring along the coast to La Croe. The woman stared straight ahead and didn’t speak. Wallis tried to follow her example but her natural talkativeness won.
“Have you seen my husband?” she asked.
“Yes.”
“Is he well?”
“As far as I could tell.”
“I understand he’s flying a lot.”
“I did see him by an airplane once or twice.”
“Did he say anything?”
“He said clouds are gathering over Holland.”
Wallis was frustrated by the conversation. “It’s getting pretty damn cloudy here in France too.”
“Sure as hell is.”
Wallis was getting weak-kneed. “Look, I know agents aren’t supposed to say anything, but it’s just us two girls alone in a car. Couldn’t we share something?”
“I read the newspapers. I know all about you.”
“Dammit, at least tell me how you lost your leg!” Wallis returned her attention to the road. “You’re so rude. You made me lose my temper.” She exhaled in exasperation. “I really like that.”
“I was hunting in Turkey. As I climbed over fence, the gun went off and took off my leg. I know. So sad. Now let’s get on with winning this war.”
“One last question, you and I talk alike. I don’t mean the cussing, but where are you from?”
“Box Horn Farm.”
“I knew it! Maryland!” Wallis searched her mind. “Box Horn Farm. I think I’ve heard about your family. Big estate. They had a daughter but didn’t talk about her much.”
“Shut the hell up or I’m going to have to kill you.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
The spy looked at her with a raised eyebrow. “You know I’m not delivering any damn apples.” She stayed in the car while Wallis ran into La Croe to retrieve her notes. When the agent saw her return, she got out of the car to take the correspondence.
“Can I drive you anywhere?” Wallis asked.
“No thanks. I can handle myself.” She turned to walk down the driveway.
“I bet you can,” Wallis murmured.
The English military had turned down the Windsors’ offer to treat English soldiers and the Windsors’ offer to donate money to help the British cause. Both of the Windsors assumed the rejections came Buckingham Palace itself. The French army eagerly accepted their help. Every available doctor in France volunteered to join the army to treat the wounded soldiers coming in from battlefields in Germany, Holland and Belgium. More wounded French officers’ flooded La Croe, a sign Wallis knew meant disaster was not far off. On May 10, 1940, Wallis walked out on the La Croe terrace and saw a young officer stretched out on a chaise lounge. He stared into the Mediterranean, ignoring the doctor trying to take his vital signs.
“He hasn’t spoken a word since he came here,” the doctor whispered to Wallis. “Some call it battle shock. If he cannot force himself out of it, it will remain with him the rest of his life. Quelle domage.”
Wallis sat next to him. She noticed his exposed veiny left arm. She caressed it.
“No fat on you,” she purred in perfect French. “I can tell. Look at the veins on your arm.”
The soldier looked back at Wallis and wrinkled his brow.
Que?
“You must have a sweetheart back home aching to have your arms around her again.”
Que?
“Don’t act like the school boy around me.” She leaned in to whisper, “You love her, don’t you? Every moment you think of her, long for her.”
Que?
“What is her name?”
“Claudette.” He smiled.
The doctor stood, patted Wallis on the shoulder. “Merci.
Before she could say anymore, she saw David enter the room and walk directly to her.
“Ah, it is my husband. Sadly I must go.” She looked at young officer sternly. “Never a word about our conversation to anyone, especially Claudette.”
Que?
David took her arm and guided her upstairs. “As soon as I received Gen. Gamelin’s permission, I came directly here. We must leave immediately. The Germans have broken through and are headed in this direction.”

Remember Chapter Nine

Previously: Retired college teacher Lucinda remembers her favorite student Vernon. Reality interrupts when another boarder Nancy scolds her for talking to her daughter Shirley. Later she remembers how she tried to teach Vernon how to dance.
“I’m sorry. Dallas is more than neat.” He paused to reflect. “I think exciting is the word I’m looking for.”

“Yes, I’d say Dallas is definitely exciting for a young man out of college.” She sat. “Go ahead.”

“I don’t think I’ll join a Baptist church. You know, I might hunt around for something that isn’t so — Baptist. You know what I mean?”

“Turning your back on your religious heritage is not something to be taken lightly.” Lucinda thought of Nancy and how she would be taking her place at the dance. “Have you talked this over with Nancy? What church does she attend?”

“Heck, I don’t know. And I wouldn’t talk to her about anything like this. She might think I’m — well, some sort of church weirdo. You know?” Vernon looked directly into her eyes with complete sincerity. “I mean, I only talk about personal things like this with you.”

“Why, thank you, Vernon. I hope I always merit your confidence.”

“Miz Cambridge, lunch is ready!” Cassie’s voice boomed from the hallway.

He looked at the door. “That sounds like Cassie Lawrence. That’s right. You said you were living in her mother’s boarding house.” He wrinkled his brow. “I told you Nancy used to live here, didn’t I?”

“Yes, Vernon.” She pursed her lips.

“I drove her home yesterday and asked her to the dance right on the front porch.” He sighed. “I guess Nancy still isn’t here, is she?”

“Hardly anyone is here anymore except Cassie’s aunt and me.”

“I hate to see you living in this firetrap. I hated to see Nancy living in this firetrap.”

“That was ten years ago.” Her eyes twinkled with less-than-funny irony. “It really is a firetrap now.”

“Then why do you live here?” Vernon could not hide the irritation in his voice.

“I can’t afford anything else on my pension. Last December I collapsed in the classroom and was forced to retire. I moved in with my sister, but she died of a heart attack in February. So I moved back in here about four months ago.”

“The one you stayed with during the summer? The one in Galveston?”

“Yes.”

“So she died of a heart attack.” His eyes lit with alarm. “Do heart attacks run in your family?”

“They gallop.” She stood in an effort to end the conversation which had grown too personal for comfort. “I suppose you must go now. Mrs. Lawrence will give me the most withering stare and announce the vittles are cold because the teacher woman tarried too long with her books.”

Vernon stood and headed to the door. “You’re taking good care of yourself, aren’t you?”

“As well as I can on my pension.”

“Well, do what the doctor says.”

“I do.”

The background slowly melted from classroom to bedroom, and Vernon’s voice began fading. “I know this sounds silly. But I want you to live a long time because us memories—“

“We memories.” She was hardly conscious she was verbally editing his speech.

“. . . we memories only live as long as the person who has the memory lives. And I like living in your memory.”

“Why, Vernon, don’t worry. Your memory will live.”

“It will?” he asked with hope.

“Even after I die because of all the other people who have these same memories of this sweet, dear young man. I know your mother has them.”

“Is mama still alive?” he persisted with another question.

“Yes, and I’m sure she visits with her memories of you every day.”

“I wonder what kind of memories Nancy has of me?”

Lucinda turned abruptly. “I wouldn’t know.”

“I guess I better go and let you eat lunch.” He was almost out the door and into the mists of yesterday when he stopped for one last question. “You wouldn’t happen to remember if I had a good time at the dance?”

“If I did I don’t think it would be ethical to tell you.” She knew her reply was evasive, but her emotions would not allow truth.

“Miz Cambridge!” Cassie called out again.

“I’ll see you later.” Vernon’s farewell was hardly audible and when he was finished, Lucinda found herself firmly affixed with her sad present tense.