A I’m first. I’m number one.
B Better to be me (it rhymes).
C I’m like B. I rhyme too.
D Duh, I rhyme too.
E Even yet, I rhyme again.
F I don’t rhyme, and I don’t care.
G Gee, I rhyme and I’m proud.
H What the H. There ain’t nothing to rhyme.
I I stand alone and love it.
J I stand with A because we rhyme.
K I rhyme with A too.
L I don’t rhyme and I don’t care.
M Broad and muscled, I don’t have to rhyme.
N No, no, no.
O Oh, oh, oh.
P I’m in with B through E.
Q Do you expect me to give a darn?
R Really, do you expect me to care that Q doesn’t give a darn?
S SSS—just SSS
T Totally with B and the others.
U Guess what, Q? I rhyme with you.
V I’m in with the E rhymes.
W What you talking about rhymes?
X Exactly what I was talking about.
Y Why, I’m with I.
Z Wake me when you say something important. ZZZ