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Toby Chapter Twenty-Nine

Harley as Toby
Harley Sadler in the early days as Toby

Previously in the novel: Harley and Billie Sadler spent their lives bringing entertainment to farms on the high plains of Texas in the first half of the Twentieth Century. They endured economic hardship, lost their daughter Gloria, helped each other with personal demons and hung on to each other into old age.

When he arrived back in Sweetwater, Harley came into an empty apartment. Billie was still working the counter at Woolworth’s. Dinner. That was what he would do. It would not be the first time he had cooked for his wife so it would not be a surprise but rather an affirmation. Their last angry confrontation still reverberated through his weakened body. It needed the rejuvenation Harley only found in making someone smile.
The front door opened. Billie walked in, saw the meal on the table and smiled. Harley was healed. Returning to the rehearsals, Harley strengthened as the cast laughed at his jokes, applauded his vigor on stage and sought his advice on theater.
On opening night Harley packed his makeup bag and headed for the door. Billie pecked his cheek.
“Break a leg, honey.”
He hugged her. “The folks would really be glad to see you there tonight.”
“Oh no.” Billie shook her head. “I don’t feel like it. Maybe some other time. Not this play.”
“I understand.” He kissed her lightly on the lips. “Love you.”
***
A light tapping at the door a few minutes after Harley left drew Billie from the kitchen. When she opened the door she saw an old man in his bib overalls, bald and paunchy. Humbly he held his straw hat in his gnarled hands and took a step back when he saw her. Billie instinctively knew this man. He was one of the dirt farmers who struggled to make a living off the high plains. She and Harley saw them every performance under the tent. They laughed even though their faces where etched with pain and defeat. She smiled.
“May I help you?”
“Miz Sadler?”
“Yes.”
“I hate to be trouble, but is Harley home?”
She pointed toward downtown. “He’s at the little theater tonight doing one of our old shows.”
“Oh.” He sounded disappointed.
“May I take a message?”
“If you don’t mind, ma’am.”
Billie stepped aside, motioning to him to enter. “Would you like to come in?”
“Oh no.” He shook his old head. “I’m jest an ol’ farmer. I’m afraid I’d mess up some of your nice things.”
“I’m sure you wouldn’t mess up a thing.” She smiled, her own troubles fading further away.
“Oh no,” he repeated, “I’ve taken up too much of your time as it is. All I’d like for you to do is tell Harley somethin’ for me.”
“Yes?”
He took a deep breath. “Well, me and my wife Florrie has been goin’ to his shows ever since we was youngin’s.”
“How nice.”
“Why, we was there the night you brought your li’l girl the first time.”
Billie’s smile faded. “Oh.”
“She had on a li’l cowgirl outfit.” His eyes twinkled. “Cutest thing we’d ever seen.”
“Thank you,” Billie whispered.
“But what I really wanted to say was that Florrie got the cancer last spring and died.”
“I’m sorry.” She wanted to reach out to squeeze his hand, but Billie realized the old farmer had established boundaries. He would be uncomfortable if she touched him.
“That cancer is so painful. She could hardly stand it. Well, that last night, I was holdin’ her hand, and we started talkin’ about Harley and all the funny things he did and said. Anyway, we both got to laughin’ and, well, because of Harley, my Florrie died with a smile on her face.”
Against her instincts, Billie stepped forward. “Please let me take you down to the theater. I want Harley to hear your story.”
“Oh no. I couldn’t be a bother.”
“It wouldn’t be a bother,” she insisted.
“Jest tell Harley this.” He paused to compose his thoughts. “Tell him that, well, he’s my best friend.”
“Please wait here for him to come home.”
The old farmer turned to leave. “Oh no. I got to go.”
Billie leaned against the door and watched him disappear down the street. Wiping tears from her eyes, she realized what all those years traveling town to town, feeling lonely under the spotlight meant. They had touched the hearts of people who had nothing but heart. Billie and Harley had given a great gift and she never realized it.

While I Walked in the Woods I Met a Big Black Bear

Olivia and bearMy granddaughter with her golden locks and her bear

I was hiking in the Smoky Mountains National Park a couple of weeks ago when I looked up and there was a big black bear loping down the path toward me.
This, of course, put me in a curious situation. I have read that it was a bad idea to turn and run away from a black bear. He might think you’re scared, and he’d wonder what did that guy do to make him scared. Maybe something bad, the bear might think and he’d decide to be the one to make sure you didn’t away with doing anything bad.
Some people say you should turn around and walk slowly away backwards. Now, that sounded rather foolish to me because if you walk backwards down a mountain, you’re likely to fall down the slope which would not be a pleasant experience.
“Oh, hi. Have you seen any nice berries around here?”
Since the black bear asked such an innocent question, I decided I didn’t have to run away at all, which relieved me because I felt I was much too old to roll down a mountainside anyway.
“I’m sorry,” I said. “I’ve been busy looking for nice big rocks to sit on and rest to notice any berries.”
“That’s okay. I’m not that hungry, but it is nice to know where the berries are growing. Just in case.”
He was about to lumber past me when I blurted out, “Excuse me for being rude, but isn’t it odd for a black bear to talk?”
“It isn’t rude at all,” the bear replied. He stopped and sat back on his haunches. “I like to hide in the dark near campsites and picked up talking from the humans there. My mother told me I’d regret the day I ever learned to talk human, but it’s not been bad so far.”
“You have frightfully good manners too.” My mouth flew open. I should have never used the word frightful in front of a big black bear.
He shrugged his massive shoulders. “The other bears don’t appreciate them. They say my manners are more boorish than bearish. I really don’t know what that means. I’m sure it’s not a compliment.” He sighed. “All I want is for someone to hug me, kiss me, stroke my fur and tell me everything is going to be all right.”
I was really feeling sorry for this lonely black bear. If there were only some way for him to find happiness. Then I thought of my granddaughter. She always made me feel like everything was going to be all right, with just with her big smile and giggle. Before I knew what I was doing I was telling the black bear all about her.
“She has golden curls but she’s much nicer than Goldilocks,” I said.
“Oh, I’d love to go to live with her! I bet I would never be sad again!”
I had really stuck my foot in my mouth this time. My daughter and her husband would not want a three hundred pound bear living in their home. And I don’t think the airlines would allow a bear to buy a plane ticket. I tried to explain all this to him, but I don’t he was thinking very clearly.
“Oh, I wish I may, I wish I might,” he gushed, “I could be a size smaller, just right!”
The bear held his breath, squinted his eyes, and wished as hard as he could. I didn’t believe what happened! Right before me, he began to shrink and shrink until he could fit in my hand. Only bad thing was as he got smaller his voice got smaller until I couldn’t hear him at all. I picked him up and carried him out of the forest.
When I got home I carefully packed him in a box and sent him to my granddaughter who loved him very much. I enclosed a note saying this little black bear wanted to come live with her, which is the truth. I always tell the truth.
And, late at night when all is quiet, perhaps my granddaughter will hear him whisper about the day he met her paw paw in the Smoky Mountains.

Lincoln in the Basement Chapter Twenty-One

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Mary Todd Lincoln’s bosom was not as large as it appeared in photographs.
Previously in the novel: President and Mrs. Lincoln and a janitor named Gabby Zook are held captive in a room in the White House under guard by Private Adam Christy. All this is part of a plan by War Secretary Edwin Stanton to end the Civil War quickly.
Gabby heard the door shut and then a hand slap a shoulder.
“Mr. Lincoln, you big baboon. I’m ashamed I’m your wife.”
His stomach tightening, Gabby hoped Mrs. Lincoln was not planning to fuss at her husband during every meal. It would not be good for his digestion. He may be confused on a great many things, but Gabby was sure arguments made the stomach tied up in knots and unable to process the food being chewed and swallowed.
“Why on earth have you allowed this to happen?”
“This is very fundamental, Molly,” Lincoln said. “He who holds the gun can tell you what to do.”
His gray head cocked, Gabby could hear slurping. Good, he told himself. Lincoln slurped his soup too. Did he dribble any on his clothes? It would be hard not to, sitting at a billiards table. Gabby was too afraid to peek around the crates to find out.
“What we have to do now is not overreact, to get along, just to live through this,” Lincoln continued. “Try to act as normal as possible, Molly. Be yourself. Be cheerful and act courteously and grateful.”
“Who could be themselves around a glum monstrosity?”
Am I a glum monstrosity? Gabby asked about himself. He knew he was confused and scared most of the time, but he did not think he was particularly glum.
“You long-legged awkward scarecrow!”
Oh, Gabby realized, she was talking about Lincoln being a glum monstrosity. This was getting hard for him to comprehend. All this emotion, talk, and activity swirled in his head, making it hard for him to keep it in straight, proper lines, like West Point would do it. But a hot feeling from the pit of his gut told him he did not want to do things the West Point way, even when it came to organizing thoughts in his brain.
“I wish I’d never laid eyes on you, you homely, uncouth brute!” Mrs. Lincoln said. “I wish I’d married in my circle! I wish I’d married Stephen Douglas!”
“I wish you had too,” Lincoln replied. “But I said until death do we part. Maybe this is death. It’s worse.”
Gabby stared at his empty soup bowl. It was good, but now it was all gone, and he wanted more to eat. He wanted the pork chop on the other plate, but he was afraid to walk over to the billiards table to pick it up because that couple was in the middle of a big argument, and arguments always made him nervous. His mother and father never allowed anyone to raise his voice while in the apartment. If he and Cordie argued, they had to write notes. Gabby liked silence. Silence meant serenity.
“You hate me,” Mrs. Lincoln said, choking back the tears. “You really hate me.”
“No, I don’t.” Lincoln’s voice sounded congenial and conciliatory. “Sometimes you make me wish I were dead, but I still love you.”
As Mrs. Lincoln laughed and sniffed away her tears, Gabby decided this was a good time to come from around the stacks of crates and barrels to retrieve his pork chop. As he turned the corner, he saw Lincoln with his long, gangly arms around his wife, who was wiping her eyes. Her chin almost sat on the rim of the billiards table.
“Excuse me,” he said. “May I get my pork chop now?”
“Of course, Mr. Gabby.” Lincoln smiled. “In fact,” he added as he leaned across the billiards table to spear his chop and place it on Gabby’s plate, “you may have mine.”
“Thank you, sir.” Gabby grinned and hastened his step.
“You won’t give away your portion.” Mrs. Lincoln’s voice cut through like a bullet.
Gabby stopped abruptly, the smile gone from his grizzled face.
“You know I don’t eat that much of an evening,” Lincoln said. He pushed the plate with the two chops on it toward Gabby. “Go ahead, Mr. Gabby.”
“Maybe I shouldn’t.” He took a step back and bowed his head.
“Very well.” Mrs. Lincoln sighed in resignation. “Take it.”
“Thank you, ma’am.” Gabby hesitantly walked to the table and lifted the plate. “You’re very kind, ma’am.”
She mumbled begrudgingly as Lincoln gave her a hug.
Gabby dared to look up and eye Mrs. Lincoln, her dark hair, plump cheeks, fair skin, and ample bosom—no, Gabby corrected himself as he stared at her bodice.
“You know, what they say about you, it’s not true.”
“What?” Mrs. Lincoln asked.
“What folks say about you.”
“What do people say about me?”
“Mostly it’s in the newspapers.”
“The Washington newspapers are notorious in their vindictiveness towards me.” Mrs. Lincoln arched her eyebrow. “They print nothing but lies.”
“It’s not what they say.” Gabby stared at the two pork chops on his plate and wished he had kept his mouth shut, and maybe he could have been eating them by now.
“What on earth are you talking about?”
“It’s the pictures.”
“The pictures?” Mrs. Lincoln looked up at her husband. “I can’t take this, Father. Do you know what he’s talking about?”
“He’s trying to tell us, Molly.”
Gabby cleared his throat. “You’re not as hefty a woman as the pictures in the newspapers make you look like.”
“Oh.” A smile flickered across her lips, and her eyes softened.
“It’s your round cheeks,” Gabby continued, encouraged by her response. “They make you look fat when you’re really not.”
“Why, thank you. That’s very kind of you to say…”
“Yeah, you don’t have any breasts at all,” Gabby interrupted, nodding his head. “Now, Cordie, she’s got a big bosom.”
“What!” Mrs. Lincoln’s hands instinctively went to her chest.
“I always liked putting my head on her bosom for a nap,” Gabby said. “But I bet you’re kind of bony.”
Mrs. Lincoln looked around at her husband, her mouth agape. “Father?”
“Now you enjoy those pork chops, Mr. Gabby.” Standing and walking around the billiards table, the president put his arm around Gabby’s shoulders and guided him back to the curtain across his little cubbyhole of crates and barrels.
“Thank you, sir. That’s nice of you, sir.” Gabby sat on the floor and picked up one of the chops and began to gnaw on it, trying not to listen to the conversation going on between the Lincolns.
“Father, I can’t endure this,” Mrs. Lincoln said, her voice shaking. “That man is not right in the head.”
“I don’t know many of us who are, Molly.” Lincoln paused. “These taters look good.”
“Please don’t dismiss me, Mr. Lincoln,” she said. “If I have to live in the same room with that man for any considerable period of time, I’m afraid I’ll go mad.”
“Now, Molly…”
“No, Mr. Lincoln,” she interrupted. “Listen to me. I stared insanity in its frightening face when Willie died. It took all my strength to return. I don’t think I have the power to do that again.”
“Molly, I promise you that we’ll be out of here within a week. I know how scared you are, and I’m terribly sorry. But it’ll be over soon.”
“You really think Mr. Stanton can end the war that soon?”
“No, I think Mr. Stanton will realize he doesn’t know how to end this war any better than me, and that he’ll be better off if he lets me out of here to take the blame.”
“I should have let that strange little man have my chop as well. It’s too tough for a reasonable stomach to digest.”
Gabby shook his head and began chewing on the second chop. It did not seem that tough to him, but he had a strong jaw and things like that did not bother him much. He jumped a bit when he heard a key jangle in the lock, then he remembered the private was coming back.
“Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln,” Adam said. “Are you finished?”
“Yes, we are,” she replied airily.
“Yes, young man,” Lincoln said. “And thank you for bringing dinner.”
“Thank you, sir.”
Gabby heard Adam’s steps coming to his corner, and he began to chew faster.
“I need your plate,” Adam said.
“But I haven’t finished my pork chops.” Gabby held the plate close to him.
“Very well.” Adam sighed. “Don’t get upset. I’ll get it when I return for the chamber pots.”
“Thank you.”
“It’ll be about an hour. I’ll take your chamber pot, too.”
“There won’t be anything in it.” Gabby lowered his head as he bit into the chop. “I’m too scared now to do anything.”

James Brown’s Favorite Uncle The Hal Neely Story Chapter Twenty-Two

Previously in the book: Nebraskan Hal Neely began his career touring with big bands and worked his way into the King records, producing rock and country songs. Along the way he worked with James Brown, the Godfather of soul.
(Author’s Note: Italics indicate passages from Neely’s memoirs)
On October 24, 1962, James Brown was booked to play at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, New York. It was the premium show palace for black acts. I decided to record the show for King. On Saturday nights the Apollo ran three shows, first a movie then a live act, after which they cleared the theater. They sold the tickets for the second show, cleared the house, and sold new tickets for the third show. Many Saturday nights, depending on the live act, some customers would buy tickets for two shows.
I rented the recording gear from Tom Nola’s Studio in Manhattan—a two-track mixer and four mikes. I hung one mike from the theaters ceiling in front of the center stage. James held one mike as he danced and sang and two mikes were in front of his band the JBs. I engineered and recorded the show backstage, wearing earphones. They all wanted to hear the tape recording.
“I can’t use it,” I told them. “There is some old lady sitting in the front row directly underneath the hanging mike shouting, ‘Sing, you mother, sing.’”
The guys all whooped it up and wanted to hear the tape again. Bobby Byrd explained to me that this was a common phrase the black kids yelled at James as he danced around the stage. It gave me an idea–the blacks would all know the phrase.
I knew James’s show routine. He usually did three different shows each night. I suggested they do the exact same routine all three shows– any show routine changes a little every time it is done. I would edit the same three shows and finalized them into one album. I ran out into the lobby to see if I could by chance locate the little old lady. I was in luck. She was eating a bag of popcorn and waiting in line to buy a new ticket for the next show. I went to her and introduced myself as James Brown’s manager.
“Ma’am, I noticed you really enjoyed his show. Would you like to be James’s guest? I’ll reserve the same seat for you.”
She was thrilled with the idea. She lived alone and came to the Apollo Saturday night. It was her weekly entertainment. I bought her a hot dog, new ticket and had a sign placed on her seat “reserved”. She shouted, “Sing, you mother, sing” as if on cue in all three shows. After the third show, I went out and gave her $10, and my card, got her address, and told her I would send her a copy of the album when it came out. She was a happy nice older lady.
James and the band were staying at a nice hotel in Harlem. Late that night another nice old black lady came to see James. It was his mother. She lived in Harlem and had gone to the last show that night. She and James were together again.
I edited the three shows and sent James my edited version for his comments. He loved the album, no changes. Dan Quest, King’s art director, designed the album cover, and I wrote the liner notes.
“James Brown Live at the Apollo” is now ranked the fourth best album of our time. This is the album that taught the white kids what the black kids already knew.
James and I formed “James Brown Productions/People Records, a joint venture company. James owned 49% and I owned 51%. James was still an exclusive King artist. I furnished him with his own private office in my King building on Brewster Avenue with its own private entrance. He had a secretary. Bud Hobgood, one of his longtime employees, was its manager.
James and I grew apart. He started being “self-possessive” and developed a “convenient memory”–trying to cut me out to do his own thing. He signed a contract with Mercury Records in Chicago. I took them to court and won the case and damages from Mercury. James Brown remained an exclusive King artist under personal contract to me.

Club V-Vampire

Previously in the story: New Orleans librarian Alphine is attracted to two things: the vampire subculture of the French Quarter and Ralph, the young man who puts the books back on the shelves. Ralph doesn’t like to talk much and her first foray into the French Quarter ended with someone puking on her car.
Alphine became distracted every time she tried to research the French Quarter’s lurid nightlife when she saw Ralph shelving books. She walked over to him pretending to read the titles on his cart.
“Did you have a nice weekend?” she whispered.
“I guess.”
“What did you do?”
“Just read.”
“Oh yes, I forgot. Science fiction and fantasy.”
As much as she wanted to learn who Ralph was and what made him the way he was, Alphine feared his rejection. Perhaps he was not just shy. Maybe he actually did not like her. Did she have the courage to discover? Her heart began to race.
“I thought all weekend about what you said Friday about real people in real wars in ugly countries,” she pressed on, finding her voice—firm but caring. “It made me wonder if you were in the military.”
“Yeah.”
“Well, thank you for your service.”
“Don’t thank me. I didn’t do anything, just survived.” Ralph paused and wrinkled his brow. “I’m sorry. That sounded mean.” He pushed his cart down the aisle.
Alphine watched him disappear around a corner and felt her heart break a little. The rest of the day when she caught Ralph’s attention, she did not say anything but merely smiled. Every day that week she found a reason to speak to him, even if it were nothing more than a request that he take down a book for her on a top shelf. Friday arrived, and she was faced with another weekend trying to live out her fantasies of reveling in a world of vampires. Alphine chose a proper place and moment to initiate another conversation with Ralph.
“So do you like working in the library?” she asked him in the back room where he sat applying labels inside newly arrived books.
“Not really. But it gives me time to think about what I really want to do.”
Alphine was taken aback that he found the work she loved to be tedious. “So you find this boring?”
“I like boring.”
Alphine shook her head. Perhaps he liked her because she was boring. That did not make any sense to her. “What doesn’t bore you?”
“I think archaeology.” Ralph finished labeling the last book and stood. “I almost had a degree in history before I joined the Army.”
“Why did you leave college?”
He stopped in the door way. “I don’t know. I thought it was better to live life than just read about it.”
Alphine thought about her own urges to seek out real life. She tried to figure out how to ask her next question when Ralph cleared his throat.
“I found out it’s all living. “No matter what you do or where you do it, it’s still all living.”

Toby Chapter Twenty-Eight

Previously in the novel: West Texas tent showman Harley spent his life making people on the High Plains laugh and helping them out when they were in trouble. He lost his money in the Depression and after failed attempts at wildcat oil drilling. His daughter died which sent his wife into alcoholism. In their old age they clung to each with a love that withstood it all.
Harley and Billie fell asleep that night in each other’s arms. He stayed awake long enough to watch her face relax, each muscle calm, free of tension and anxiety. Not numbed by alcohol but purged through their mutual emotional explosion. He did not know how many more assaults on his nervous system he could endure, but for now he felt strangely free.
The next morning Harley left for another round of appearances: the PTA meeting in Spur, an oilmen’s association meeting and returning by the weekend for auditions at the Sweetwater Community Theater. How would he find Billie upon his return? Would another distressing encounter set her off into a new downward spiral? Harley told himself in the final analysis he would accept whatever condition in which he found his lovely Billie. He would deal with it.
When he put his key in the apartment door on Friday evening, Harley felt the door open from the inside. Billie was there, to greet him warmly.
“I’m so happy to be home,” he murmured hugging her tightly.
“And you hold auditions in two hours,” she added, a laugh in her voice.
“You could come with me.” His eyes twinkled. “I’m sure I could get you cast as Susie Belle.”
“Which show?”
“Over the Hills to the Poorhouse.”
A shadow crossed her face. “Oh.” She paused. “I can’t. You know I can’t.”
Harley shrugged. “I had to ask.”
When he arrived at the little theater, the auditorium was filled with enthusiastic amateur actors. They stood to applaud as he walked down the aisle, almost skipping. The director, a balding man with glasses, beamed.
“We are so pleased Harley Sadler could take time from his busy schedule to play Toby for us.”
He ducked his head and waved away the attention. “Aww, I ain’t been that busy.”
“Perhaps we’ll see Billie at one of the performances,” the director added.
“Yes!” someone called out.
“That would be wonderful!” another yelled.
“Billie hasn’t felt well recently,” he replied with a sad smile. He could not say anything more on that subject so he put on his best Toby grin and announced, “So let’s get these auditions under away! Let’s troupe!”
The theater erupted in applause and cheers. Harley waved his arms over his head and tried to keep the tears from his eyes. He did not exactly understand why emotion rose through his throat but he beat it down anyway.
Harley guided the director in selection of the cast and led the actors through the opening rehearsals before leaving for the final two weeks of the legislature.
As the final bills of the session were debated, Harley had a hard time focusing on the issues. They all seemed as though he had heard them before. He had such confidence when he was first elected many years ago. He intended to help the people just scraping a living from the land. Now he was an old man, and families lost their battles to keep their farms. They moved to nearby small cities. Men took jobs driving trunks or stacking grocery shelves and lied to themselves that they did not mind leaving the soil behind. They did not mind someone else planting the seeds and watching the plants grow.
Harley did not choose that life for himself but he respected the folks who did choose to tend the land. Now as he sat there listening to the same old arguments about how the state government was unable to do anything to help the family farms, he felt like such a failure.
Of course, everyone visiting Austin wanted their picture taken with State Senator Harley Sadler. He shook hands and smiled better than any other politician in the capitol, but he could not save a single family farm.
When time came for his vote, Harley hardly knew how he voted nor did he care. This was his last term in public office. He had no more stomach for it. And, as Billie often pointed out to him, the legislature did not pay enough to pay the bills. Harley was tired. He wanted to go home to his wife.

Cancer Chronicles

A couple of weeks ago my son and I went to the Smoky Mountains National Park for a week of hiking, eating, sleeping and no cell phones.
This location had been our favorite vacation destination since my wife Janet and I went there on our honeymoon forty-six years ago. I remember a funny story about the first time we took our son with us. He was about a year and a few months. We went with my in-laws. He was pretty much a daddy’s boy. He liked it when I carried him. Sometimes he would put his fingers in my hair and pat the back of my head. He also knew that I was the one who put him in his stroller and pushed him.
If you have been to Gatlinburg you know one of the favorite activities each night is to eat out and walk up and down the street until you are ready to collapse. One candy kitchen gave out free mini candy canes at some point so you had to stay up long up long enough to get your candy cane.
One evening my mother-in-law decided that my father-in-law should be the one to push the carriage so, of course, he did. I began walking next to the stroller where my son could see me. He casually glanced over and then did a double take. He stood up in the stroller, looked around to see who was pushing him and then settled back down.
My son and I decided to go on this trip and at this particular time because the end of July coincided with the forty-sixth anniversary. Cancer took Janet a year and a half ago, and we both still miss her.
We missed the way she liked the arts and crafts shops best. The T-shirt stores could make her giggle. She didn’t like candle and incense shops because the smells gave her a headache. She liked the candy kitchens. We liked to listen to her complain about stepping on the tree roots and rocks on the hiking trails.
By the time our daughter came along everything had become a ritual of what we did first, not at all and must do before we went home. Our daughter is now married with a child of her own, a husband and a job, so she was too busy to join us on our adventure into the past.
My son and I amused ourselves by trying to remember which rock Janet sat on to rest on the trails. I sat on all of them just to make sure I was sitting where she sat.
Of course, we would have preferred to have had her with us. But we can’t have everything we want in life, can we?
Josh on the trail
Excuse the quality of the photo of my son Josh. I used an old instamatic I found in a drawer.

Lincoln in the Basement Chapter Twenty

Previously in the book: War Secretary Edwin Stanton kidnaps President and Mrs. Lincoln and holds them captive under guard in the White House basement. Caught in the basement with them is janitor Gabby Zook who is emotionally unstable and unsure of what is happening.
Gabby Zook, huddling behind the crates and boxes in the billiards room in the basement of the Executive Mansion, fought the hysteria growing inside him. He felt his reason, which was with him so little, fleeing him at this very moment. What was right became irrelevant since the strange, round man with the pharaoh beard and the young soldier had told him he could not go home to his sister Cordie. What was wrong with going home to Cordie? What was right about being forced at gunpoint to stay in the basement of the president’s house? Of all the years he had spent fighting the confusion in his brain, this was the worst. No, he corrected himself: the worst was the time the confusion had begun, many years ago at West Point. What had happened that day was not logical, and Gabby knew logic. He was at the head of the class when it came to logic. If a = b, and b = c, then a = c. It was simple. But he had learned the world was not simple.
Keys jangling at the door caused Gabby to look up and remember he had not yet had his supper, and his stomach was rumbling.
“It’s about time he arrived with our meal,” Mrs. Lincoln said.
“Yes,” Lincoln replied, “we must thank him for it.”
“Thank him?” Her voice rose indignantly.
Before she could continue, the door opened and Adam entered with a large tray carrying soup bowls and plates of food. With his foot he shut the door and quickly went to the billiards table, put it down, and hurried back to the door to lock it.
“There’s no need to rush to lock us in,” Lincoln said. “We won’t try to escape.”
“Yes, sir. I’m sure you won’t, sir. Mr. Stanton was very specific in his orders.”
“He’s cranky,” Gabby offered as he walked to the billiards table to see what there was for him to eat. Tomato soup, a pork chop, and some potatoes. Not bad. “It’s the beard. Beards make men cranky.”
“Well, Mr. Gabby,” Lincoln smiled, stroking his own whiskers as he replied, “I don’t know about that.”
“Can I take a bowl of soup?” Gabby asked.
“Of course,” Adam said.
Gabby knew he was right, but he was not going to argue with the tall man with the black whiskers, because, after all, he had a beard and could become cranky, like the colonel at West Point.
He had needed a carriage driver to take him out to the field to observe artillery practice. Gabby had tried to tell him he was from New York City and had never learned to control a team of horses, but the bearded colonel would hear none of it.
“This is the army, Private,” the colonel had said, scolding him. “I’m a colonel, and if I say you’ll drive a carriage, you’ll drive a carriage. No arguments.”
“But—”
“No buts,” he interrupted. “Do you want to receive your commission?”
“Yes, sir. Can I bring along my friend?”
“We have to go now,” the colonel said.
“He’s right here,” Gabby replied, waving Joe over.
Gabby remembered his life perfectly to that point. He remembered his father’s last words to him. He remembered swimming off Long Island with Joe. But after that day at West Point, Gabby could not remember anything. Confusion clouded his past and his present. He dared not consider the future.
“This soup is cold,” Mrs. Lincoln said after sipping a spoonful.
Gabby admired her superior attitude, considering she looked like a child sitting at the adults’ table as she tried eating at the high billiards table which almost came to her chest.
“Better cold soup than none at all,” Lincoln interceded. He smiled at Adam. “Thank you, Private. You may retire. I’m sure you’ve had a long day.”
“You will not,” Mrs. Lincoln asserted. “You’ll return in half an hour to retrieve the dishes. I’ll not sleep in a room with filthy dishes. An hour later you’ll remove the chamber pots, clean them thoroughly, then return them.”
“That’ll be awful late,” Adam said, his eyes looking to Lincoln.
“I won’t sleep in a room with filthy chamber pots!”
Lincoln nodded slightly, his eyes blinking apologetically.
“Yes, ma’am.” Adam bowed his head.
“And what’s in the pitcher?” Mrs. Lincoln asked.
“Water, ma’am,” he replied.
She sniffed. “Very well.”
“Private, sir?” Gabby said, his voice quavering. “Could you pour me a glass of water and carry it to my corner? My hands are full with this soup bowl.”
“Of course.” Adam smiled.
As Gabby settled on the floor behind the crates and barrels, crossing his legs and placing the soup bowl in his lap, Adam handed him the glass of water.
“Thank you,” Gabby whispered. “I didn’t want to eat at the billiards table with that woman. I’m afraid she’d have yelled at me if I spilled tomato soup on my shirt.”
“She probably would have,” Adam said.
“Did you see Cordie?” Gabby asked, looking up at Adam as he slurped a spoonful of soup.
Adam nodded. “Everything’s fine. She’s going to meet me every day at Lafayette Park to see how you’re doing. I think she said she was making you a quilt.”
“This soup isn’t too hot.” Gabby slurped again.
“Did you hear me? She’s fine. She’s making you a quilt.”
“Cordie makes good quilts. She can make a quilt for you.” He took another spoonful, dripping on his shirt. “It’s got chunks of stuff in it. But it’s still good.”
“Well, good night.” Adam turned to leave.
“You want to be an officer?”
“Yes.”
“You going to West Point?”
“No, I’m earning my commission now. Mr. Stanton promised it.”
“Don’t go to West Point,” Gabby said. “You can get confused at West Point.”
“Oh. Good night.”
“These chops are not the right size,” Mrs. Lincoln piped up.
“They’re fine, Private,” Lincoln said.
“Thank you, sir.”

James Brown’s Favorite Uncle The Hal Neely Story Chapter Twenty-One

Previously in the book: Hal Neely began his career with big bands and then entered the recording business, working with controversial producer Syd Nathan and soul star James Brown.
Hal Neely’s relationship with James Brown revolved curiously around specific events which evoked different memories from everyone involved. One of the best examples of this phenomenon was the creation of the history-making “Live at the Apollo” record album.
In April of 1959 James Brown was booked into the Apollo Theater for the first time. He was still riding high from the success of “Try Me,” and his booking agent Ben Bart, in charge of Universal Attractions, wanted to take advantage of it. The engagement brought back a former member of the Famous Flames, Bobby Byrd, who would spend the rest of his career flying in and out of Brown’s orbit.1
“I was a seasoned performer, but under the circumstances I was a nervous wreck,” Brown said in his autobiography. “The Apollo was a special place: it was the venue for black entertainers; it made a lot of people, but it broke a lot too. The audience was very tough and if they didn’t like you, they let you know.”
The Apollo Theater, on 125th St. off Eighth Avenue in the Harlem section of Manhattan, began as a burlesque house called Hurtig and Seamon’s Music Hall. A city crackdown on stripper shows in 1934 transformed the facility into what became the crown jewel of the “chitlin circuit”– a collection of theaters in the South and on the East Coast, allowing black audiences to enjoy black entertainers during the Jim Crow era.2
By the fall of 1962, James Brown was a major act but still not in the same league as Ray Charles or Jackie Wilson. Charles, for example, had already made a recording of a live show in 1969 called “In Person”. Brown wanted to do the same thing.3
Hal Neely, in interviews given later in his life, claimed the idea of a live recording was his. Whoever’s idea it was, Syd Nathan hated it, calling it silly. Very few live performances had been recorded because they could not be controlled.4 Another problem was that King Records made its money through the sale of singles which could be marketed easily on the radio. Nathan believed no hit single could come out of a live recording, and he wasn’t concerned with long-playing albums anyway.5
After Nathan so emphatically rejected his idea, Brown went to his booking agent, Ben Bart, with a proposition to make Bart his partner/manager. After some persuasion Bart agreed negotiating details with Brown’s other manager, Clint Brantley. He also turned over Universal Attractions duties to his son Jack Bart, according to Brown’s autobiography.
“We got into many battles over those years after my father passed the management of James over to me,” Jack Bart said. “This was due to the fact that James felt why should he pay a booking agency, why should he pay a manager? If it had been two separate families and our last names had been different, he probably wouldn’t have objected.”6
Brown gave one more shot at convincing Nathan to support the live at the Apollo album. Chuck Seitz, lead engineer with King at that time, described the meeting this way:
“I remember James came in one day needing money. He wanted Syd to give him $5000. Syd said, ‘I’ll give you $5000 if you’ll sign with me five more years.’ And James must’ve been up against it so he signed for five more years. And in that five-year period, the Apollo thing came around.”7
Bobby Byrd had a different recollection of the situation. “Didn’t nobody believe in us – none of the company executives at King Records believed in us. But see, we were out there. We saw the response as we ran our show. James took the money we had saved for an upcoming Southern swing ($5700) and gambled it on one night.” The gamble to which Byrd referred was Brown’s investment in the Apollo show.8
“Usually James fined his band members $5 or $10 for making a mistake, but this time, he put out the word that if anyone flubbed one note at the Apollo, it would be $50 to $100.” Instead of the usual arrangement with the Apollo, Brown and Bart put down the $5700 as theater rental.9
“Once Mr. Nathan saw I was going to go ahead with a live recording, he started cooperating,” Brown said in his autobiography. “Mr. Neely took care of getting the equipment from A-1 Sound in New York, the only ones who had portable stuff—Magnacorders, I think.”
Neely’s memory of the preparations were more detailed. The Apollo had the usual public address system, a mixer, four microphones and headphones. Neely rented and placed the additional equipment. There was no multi–tracking so what one got on the acetate single tape was the final product. Mixing was done on the fly. Drums and bass came in on different speakers. The board had switches instead of the sliders used today to control and come from speakers which were placed on the left, right, above and in front of the stage. Neely said he was not given credit for the recording, but the credit went to the company he rented the equipment from.10
“We had opened on the 19th (of October) and were building up to recording on the 24th, a Wednesday, which meant amateur night,” Brown said in his autobiography. “I wanted that wild amateur-night crowd because I knew they’d do plenty of hollering. The plan was to record all four shows that day so we’d have enough tape to work with.”
Once the concert had begun, Brown worried that Neely might have done too good a job stringing the microphones around the stage. One of them was right over an audience member–a woman who looked like she was 75 years old. In the middle of “I Love You, Yes I Do” Brown sang the line “from the way I look at you.” The mike clearly picked up her screaming “Sing it, mother***ker, sing it!” During a quiet rendition of “Lost Someone” which was supposed to be a serious song, the same old woman screamed loudly which caused the audience to laugh, according to his autobiography. Brown recovered and called for another “yeah” from the audience, causing them to continue to call out.11
“I wanna hear you scream. I wanna hear you saying OW!” After the response he added, “Don’t just say ow, say OW!”12
In the middle of the performance of the song “I Don’t Mind” the microphone picked up a minor argument between two audience members. A woman squealed, and a man rumbled back at her. When Brown sang “you gonna miss me” a woman yelled in response, “Yeah, you, baby, you! Ha-ha-ha … Yeah, you!” As it turned out, that was the same old woman who screamed “mother***ker.”13
Another version, however, said the old lady’s outburst was garbled and probably not the word “mother***ker”. Less than 30 seconds later, a scratchy, male voice says, “Sing a song, James.” This source conjectured that the garbled outburst was merely a squeak from the drum kit or the organ speaker. It went on to surmise that the audience mikes had been turned down when the crowd was expected to cheer and was turned up to catch the unexpected exclamations in the middle of songs.14
After the first show Neely brought the tape backstage for Brown and the rest of the musicians to hear, according to Brown’s autobiography. When Neely replayed the disputed outburst, everyone in the band laughed out loud. Neely did not catch the joke until the band explained what they thought the woman said. At first Neely thought it was terrible and the woman had to be kept from the other shows but when he saw the reaction of everyone backstage, he said, “Hey, maybe we’ve got something here.”
The legend15 developed that Neely went out to the lobby and found the old woman, bought her candy and popcorn and paid her $10 to stay for the next three shows. As if on cue she shouted at all the right places.
One last story that contributed to the legend of the night concerned a meeting between Brown and his long-lost mother. Neely said, “James hadn’t seen his mother in 20 years, and she showed up backstage at the Apollo that night.” 16 However, Brown said in his autobiography that the emotional reunion with his mother actually occurred during his first appearance at the Apollo Theater in 1959 when he opened for Little Willie John.
The controversy over credit for the recording did not end with the concert that cold October night in 1962. Again in the middle of the dispute was Hal Neely and his role in the final editing process. For one thing, the album cover credited Tom Nola as “location engineer” but Neely said he recorded it himself.17 James Brown in his autobiography gave Neely full editing acknowledgement, saying “he had a good mix of the performance and the audience, and he had fixed all the cussing so it wasn’t right up front. He figured it would be an underground thing for people who knew what the lady was screaming; he was right, too. He worked on the tape a long time and did a fantastic job of mixing it.”
Chuck Seitz, King’s chief engineer, also claimed responsibility for the successful editing of Live at the Apollo. “All I know is that tape came in to us, and we listen to the damn thing. We listen all the way through, and I thought it was terrible. For one thing you couldn’t always tell it was live. The trouble was the basic recording approach, which only intermittently picked up the crowd’s reaction. If this was going to be a document of a concert, pandemonium had to be reinjected18
“I suggested we try to boost the audience up. I went to Roselawn (in Cincinnati) to a sock dance they used to have out there. I knew the DJ, so I went out there with a tape recorder. He got them (a group of white teen-agers) to applaud and cheer, and I went back and inserted it where it was needed.” Seitz acknowledged that the exclamations by the old woman were authentic and from the original Apollo track.19
One point everyone apparently agreed on was that Syd Nathan’s initial reaction was that he hated it. He did not want to finance a publicity campaign to have the album played on radio stations around the country. Nathan considered releasing it on the Deluxe subsidiary label which would have doomed it to failure because the smaller label had less marketing possibilities. That way he could take a tax write-off on a project he had not even invested his money in.20
Brown said in his autobiography that Nathan did not like the way the album went from one tune to another without stopping. Nathan evidently thought there would be polite applause between each number which would give a disc jockey a place to begin and end a song on the radio. That was the only way he knew how to sell records.
Nathan’s plan to bury the album enraged Brown. Jerry Blavat, a Philadelphia disc jockey, remembered seeing Brown backstage at an Atlantic City concert. “He told me, ‘you have got to hear this new thing, man. That f**king Syd Nathan, he don’t want to release this, he don’t have a f**king ear! I’m gonna release it myself.’” Blavat said Brown gave him a copy which he took home and listened to. “It was the most exciting live album; this was raw, and it captured what he was on stage, man. Forget it! I busted that f**king thing wide open, just played the hell out of it. The whole f**king thing, because you couldn’t really just play one song the way it was put together.”21
The next stage of Brown’s campaign to promote Live at the Apollo was to send a copy to his favorite disc jockey and event promoter Allyn Lee in Montgomery. Lee said, “It hadn’t hit the streets yet. I was on the air on Sunday and I played it for the first time. I played it all the way through, and that sort of sealed my fate in Montgomery. One million phone calls came in – see, they didn’t really know James Brown in Montgomery; they knew ‘Please’ but they had never heard him in that form. Now they did.”22
Nathan relented in May 1963 and released the album even though he said he still couldn’t see the sense in it. He ordered an original pressing of only 5000 copies—a cautious if standard procedure for Nathan, according to Seitz, King’s Chief Engineer.
“Syd’s theory was that he’d put 1000 copies of a record out, and then watch it real close – he wouldn’t advertise until something started to take off.”23
Brown, in his autobiography, gave special credit to Neely. “I think Mr. Neely was the one who finally sold him on it.” He also gave another example of how stubborn Syd Nathan could be. Nathan still insisted that singles be spun off of the album so they could be played on the radio.
“When Mr. Nathan checked the radio stations to see what was being played off the album, he got a surprise,” Brown said in his memoirs. “They told him that there wasn’t a tune the stations were playing. They were playing the whole album. It was unheard of for a station to play a whole album uninterrupted, but a lot of stations with black programming were doing it. Mr. Nathan couldn’t believe it, but it convinced him to let the album keep going on its own.”
Live at the Apollo stayed on the LP charts for 66 weeks, an amazing feat considering the first pressing was for 5000. The album reached number two on the Billboard national pop charts and was the 32nd top selling album in 1963. However, total record sales numbers will never be known because Syd Nathan never got RIAA certification for King Records which made exact sales accounting impossible.24
Nathan did, however, eventually buy the master tape from Brown.25

Footnotes:
1 The One, 93.
2Wolk, Douglas, Live at the Apollo, Continuum, New York, 2004, 1.
3Fever, 119.
4The One, 108.
5Live at the Apollo, 6.
6 Life of James Brown, 77, 78.
7The One, 111.
8Ibid. 110.
9 Ibid.
10Roland Hanneman interview.
11Live at the Apollo, 70.
12Ibid. 57.
13Ibid. 85.
14 Ibid. 107.
15 Ibid.
16 Ibid.
17Roland Hanneman Interview.
18The One, 120.
19 Ibid.
20 Ibid.
21 Ibid.
22 Ibid., 121.
23Night at the Apollo, 120.
24 Ibid., 112.
25Ibid. 114.

Club V-Vampire Part Four

Previously in the story, New Orleans librarian Alphine thinks she will find excitement in life by entering the world of role-playing vampires in the French Quarter. She’s bought the proper clothes and she’s on her way to sin.
Alphine got into her car, started the engine and drove down the street toward the infamous French Quarter. As the last rays of the sun disappeared, the garish neon lights in the distance flickered. They seemed to be beckoning her to join the evil celebrations of jazz, vampires and illicit sex. Even the thought of illicit vampire sex set to the rhythms of jazz made her tingle.
She wondered if the tall, pale young men dressed in black satin shirts would stand close to her at a bar and look down into her exposed bosom. Would she feel their body heat? Would she smell the essence of their bodies? Would she hear their long languid sighs as they assessed her fine black gown fresh from the racks of Madame De Baucherie’s Vamporium?
Slowly driving down Rampart Street, Alphine noticed one particular night club, Club V-Vampire, and its name intrigued her. Club V-Vampire. Why did it have an extra “V”? She concentrated on what exotic words began with a “V” that would be related to the word vampire. Alphine began to become exasperated with herself. She was a professional in the world of books and words, and she could not even think of a good adjective for vampire that began with a “V.”
Have patience, she told herself. She would soon find out once she entered its sinister doors. First she must find a parking space. Less than a block away from Club V-Vampire she found a parking lot under a lamppost. Her parents always told her that if she had to go out at night at least park under a streetlight. Alphine rolled down her window to pay the attendant the fee when a young man with a wan face staggered toward her car. His pale features were not painted on so he would look like a vampire. His bilious cheeks showed he was about to retch.
Leaning into her car window, the young man’s blood-shot eyes widened. He motioned to the parking attendant to come over. “Hey, man, this girl’s dress is so low you can see her bellybutton!”
His chest heaved, and she quickly rolled up her window just before the young man opened his mouth and vomited on her car. His eyes glazed over. He staggered into the darkness. Cracking her window, she informed the parking lot attendant, “I’ve changed my mind.”
“That’s all right,” the attendant replied. “It’s two-for-one beer in all the joints. This ain’t the only car that’s gonna get puked on tonight.”
When Alphine reached her apartment complex in the garden district, she took off her wig and her high heels and deposited them in her shopping bag before she went inside. After she carefully hung her new dress in the closet and placed the wig and shoes in a drawer of her dresser, she changed into her cotton pajamas, poured herself a small glass of milk, put five saltine crackers on a saucer and went to bed where she re-assessed her situation.
No one ever vomited in a Victorian vampire novel. Alphine was not expecting that turn of events. Perhaps dissipation was like any other mission—it needed intensive research and planning. She was good at that. That was what properly trained librarians did. They researched. She decided to recuse herself the rest of the weekend to recover her senses. On Monday, fully refreshed, she would launch a well-organized attack on the world of gothic decadence. Alphine was optimistic. After all, she had already learned one vital lesson—don’t go vamping on two-for-one beer night.