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Davy Crockett’s Butterfly Chapter Eight

When spring arrived, Davy had saved enough money to buy himself new clothes. He could not contain his joy because he had never worn anything not sewn by his mother. The shirt was white linen and pulled over his head. Trousers and fringed jacket were soft buckskin. He showed them to Gray who nodded and smiled. When Meyers arrived in Gerardstown with news he had a new load of flour barrels for Baltimore, Davy’s eyes widened.
“Baltimore? That’s a seaport, ain’t it?”
“Yes, Master Crockett,” he replied with an air of superiority. “That’s where they keep the ships.”
“Ships,” Davy repeated in a whisper. “I ain’t never seen a big ship before. I bet those big sails are pretty.”
“The only true beauty comes from God,” Meyers intoned. After clearing his throat he added, “How much money do you have?”
“Seven dollars.”
“Too much.” Meyers shook his head. “That’s too much temptation for a young man in a large city.” He paused and stuck out his hand. “”Give it to me for safe keeping.”
He wanted to keep his master happy so Davy quickly obliged him by plopping several coins in Meyers’ palm. Within a few days Davy packed his new clothes in the back of the wagon. He walked with a light step along the Potomac River trail, wanting to talk about tall ships but was afraid of saying anything to elicit a sanctimonious reprimand. They ferried across the river at Washington and soon were south of Baltimore at Ellicott City. A group of laborers loaded wheelbarrows with rocks alongside the road to roll them down the hill where they were building a retaining wall.
“We’ll be in Baltimore by nightfall,” Meyers said.
Davy’s heart leapt as he heard the sounds of the big city in the distance, men shouting, horses neighing, wheels clattering and heavy thumping. No sounds of birds, except a strange wail of gulls, he noted. Wanting to look his best, he jumped up into the back of the wagon to change into his new clothes. Meyers’ head jerked when he heard the commotion behind him.
“What are you doing!” he shouted. “Get down from there!”
“What the–!” a wheelbarrow man grunted as he lost control of his load, pilling rocks in front of the horses. They whinnied and reared, starting a gallop down the road. Barrels shifted in the wagon, catching Davy with his pants around his ankles. His eyes popped and his mouth flew open as he jumped from side to side avoiding rolling heavy flour containers. After several close escapes from being bashed between loose barrels, Davy jumped over the back of the wagon, his feet dangling and his arms clinching the top, not caring his long johns were exposed.
Wheel barrow men ran to grab the reins and stop the runaway horses, eventually getting them under control. They laughed and patted the horses to calm them. Davy dropped from the back of the wagon and quickly bent over to pull up his trousers; then he felt a familiar whack upside his head.
“Hey! Hey!” a laborer bellowed as he walked toward them. “Don’t hit the boy! It wasn’t his fault!”
“I shall say this calmly and softly,” Meyers said, arching an eyebrow at the man. “The boy should not have jumped into the wagon. The noise caused the horses to bolt and run. He cost me valuable time and money.”
“No, I shouldn’t have done that,” Davy murmured. “I was wrong.”
“Barrels knocked a hole in the side of your wagon, another laborer said.
Meyers glowered at the cracked wood and raised his hand to hit Davy again when the first laborer grabbed his wrist.
“Enough of that.”
Meyers grumbled and turned away, stopping another wagoner passing by to make arrangements to have his barrels transported into the city and his wagon towed to a carpenters shop for repairs. That night Meyers settled into his bed at a small inn on the edge of Baltimore.
“You know I only discipline you to save your soul,” he said, eyeing Davy on a mattress on the floor by his bed. “And as the Good Book says, spare the rod and spoil the child.”
Davy said nothing but waited for his master to fall asleep. When he heard soft snoring he reached out for his new clothes and slipped from the room to explore Baltimore by night.

***

“Those folks don’t know you the way I do, David,” Abner said as he put his hand on his shoulder. “They don’t know you’re pullin’ their legs.”
David, still rubbing the grease stains on his shirt, looked up to stare into Abner’s eyes.
“Why don’t you play the fiddle for a while?” his brother-in-law asked.
A smile flashed across David’s face, and he waved to the crowd and hollered in merriment, “Or you all can go to Texas with me!”
The men roared as David waved his arms in triumph. William walked up with the bow and fiddle. David tucked it under his chin and played a happy jig followed by a reel and then a melancholy rendition of Greensleeves. Sensing his spirits were dipping again David swung into an upbeat tune. Dusk slid into darkness, and the fires in the pits began to fade. Men slapped David on the back and thanked him for the grub. Some of them ducked their heads and shuffled their feet, apologizing for laughing at him.
“I’m a politician, boys,” David said, grinning. “Nothin’ ever bothers me.”
“That’s good. We wanted to make sure,” one young man said.
“You was a purty good congressman, honest,” another added.
“Why don’t you boys join me in Texas?”
Their eyes widened, and they stepped back.
“Ain’t there a war about to break out there?”
“You boys ain’t scared of a li’l scrape, are you?” David enjoyed taking pleasure in their discomfort. He was mad at their disrespect. He remembered how he always showed respect for Adam Meyers, even when he did not deserve it. “I grew up fightin’ b’ars, bullies and bushwhackers.”
“Yes, sir, we know,” one of them mumbled.
“Don’t tell me you scared of gittin’ shot at?” David raised his voice, drawing the attention of the other men. “How ‘bout the rest of you? Y’all want to go to Texas with me?” He paused to look around. “Honest. No joke. Who wants to go to Texas?”
William stepped forward as the young men retreated into the darkness. “I’ll go.”
“That’s it!” David put his arm around William’s shoulder. “Who else?”
“I’m with you,” Abner announced.
“Me too!” several others yelled.
David felt tears welling in his eyes. Raising his head he emitted a whoop. The crowd joined him and applauded.
“Who else?” he asked in jubilation. “Who else for Texas?”
“I will!” a voice in the back boomed.
“Me too!” another joined.
“And me!”
Before long all of the men were shouting allegiance to David, vowing to follow him.
“We’ll all git rich!” he shouted. “Y’all have acres and acres of virgin land!”
They raised their fists and huzzahed.
“And we’ll lead Texas into the United States of America!” he screamed, his voice shrill and out of control.
The crowd went wild, and David’s heart beat faster, just like it did when he was on the campaign trail. He felt good again, forgetting why he was going to Texas in the first place. He lost his election. Many of the men gathered around him now probably voted against him. Tomorrow they probably would forget their promises to follow him to Texas. But David felt so good at this moment he did not care.

***

Oh yes. We know who is throwing up. Our big husky brother Vince. Remember when mother died?
“I don’t know what got into him,” Lonnie said. “You know he’s never been sick. You and Allan was always getting sick, but Vince never was, except when he was drunk.” He looked at Dave with suspicion. “Do you think he’s been drinking?”
“I don’t know,” Dave replied in a vacant tone.
I just love a good daiquiri.
“I can’t stand that drinking,” Lonnie muttered. Looking up, he waved Dave over. “Tell you the truth, Puppy, he’s getting worse. I don’t know how he holds on to his job.” He patted the divan next to his chair. “Pup, sit down here a minute.”
Dave sat near his father and sensed Allan hovering over them.
Oh, good. Gossip.
“Don’t tell Vince,” Lonnie said in a whisper, “but I don’t feel none too good.”
I hope he dies.
“I keep forgetting things. They turned the lights off on me a couple of months ago ‘cause I forgot to pay the bill. Then I got confused and paid twice the next month.”
“Things like that happen,” Dave said.
“Not to me. I’ve always been able to take care of myself. Now I’m scared I can’t do it no more.” He paused to compose himself. “No, I ain’t scared.” He squared his jaw. “Getting all nervous and scared don’t get things done.”
Catch that? He’s talking about me now. I couldn’t help it if I got nervous and scared about things. Always had to bad mouth me, the old devil.
“So what I want to do is sell the house and move into a nursing home. There’s a real nice one on the edge of town. Between what I got in my bank and money from this house I think I could handle it.”
“What about Social Security?”
“Oh, forget that.” Lonnie shrugged.
“Why, Dad? You paid into it all your life. You earned it.”
“Aw, I can’t find my birth certificate.” He breathed out in disgust. “I thought I was born in Collin County, but they don’t have it. Nobody has it.”
“The family Bible.”
“What?”
“The old Crockett Bible. They accept births recorded in family Bibles.”
“Are you sure?” Lonnie’s eyes widened.
“Yes, I’m sure. We can take the Bible down to the Social Security office after the funeral tomorrow. Do you know where it is?”
“I sure do.” Lonnie stood. “It’s over in the china cabinet.” He started over to the hutch and then turned back to Dave. “This is what I’m talking about, son.” He paused and looked into Dave’s eyes. “I need you to take things over for me.”
“What?”
“I want you to take care of things for me. Like getting my Social Security. Paying my bills. Talking with the nursing home and the doctors.”
“I live halfway across the state,” Dave replied, taken aback by his father’s request. “Vince lives right here in town. He’s the older brother.”
“But that’s what I’m trying to tell you. Vince is drinking way too much, and he won’t listen to nobody who tells him to stop.”
More vomiting sounds came from the down the dark hall. Lonnie shook his head sadly.
“At least I know I can’t handle it. Vince don’t even know that.”
“I don’t know, Dad.”
“You’re all I got, son. I can’t trust nobody else.”
Why couldn’t you trust me, you old devil? I’d take care of you and your money.
“Dad, it’ll really make Vince mad. He’ll feel like you passed him over.
Boy, what I could do with all that money.
“If Vince gets mad that’s his business. I need you to take care of my business.”
Dave shook his head; but in the end his gut told him this was the right thing to do. No one deserved to have his final days managed by someone he could not trust. “Okay, Dad. I’ll do it.”
“Good.” Lonnie sighed in relief and turned to the china cabinet.
Dave stood and walked over. He had to admit he enjoyed looking at the old Bible and all its births, marriages and deaths, beginning with the signature of his great-great-great grandfather David Crockett. He had the lineage memorized—David Crockett to his son Robert to his son Ashley to his son Lonnie to David Phillip Crockett. That’s how he came to be called Puppy. Allan could not pronounce Phillip and it came out Pup which was extended to Puppy. They said he always acted like a little puppy so the nickname stuck.
Lonnie opened the glass door and reached for the top shelf on the left. His hand frantically patted an empty shelf. Turning, he looked frightened. “It’s gone.”
Looking over his father’s shoulder Dave saw Allan, puffing on a cigarette.
The last time you were in town I told you to take the Bible. He blew smoke out of his mouth by slightly opening his lips and letting it escape over his cheeks and eyes. It’s not my fault.

Sins of the Family Chapter Seven

Bob and Jill waited at Knoxville’s airport for the arrival of her relatives from Germany, their fingers intertwined for mutual support. Jeff Holt had sent for Greta’s sister and brother-in-law to speak as character witnesses at Heinrich’s deportation hearing set for federal court in Knoxville next week. From the window, Bob and Jill could see the plane taxiing up.
“Thanks for coming with me.” Jill looked at Bob and smiled. “Grandma had to stay to take care of grandpa. Dad had to work, and mom said she didn’t think she could handle an entire family of Gretas.”
“I’m here to help.” Bob chuckled and put his arm around her. “I want you turn to me for help.”
“Thank you,” she replied, squeezing his hand. “I want you to be the one I turn to for help.”
The arrival gate opened, and a line of travelers appeared. Around a corner came an older, shorter and heavier version of Greta, a very tall gray-haired gentleman and a younger man, a head shorter than the first, somewhat soft of physique with glasses and a pipe.
“That has to be Aunt Helga and her family,” Jill said. “She looks just like grandma.”
Jill went to them, introduced herself and Bob. Helga shook her with vigor for a very long time, beamed and nodded straight away to the man with a pipe.
“Peter?” she said with a thick German accent.
“Excuse me.” He smiled and shook hands with Jill. “I’m Peter Bitner, your cousin. Unfortunately, mother and father don’t speak English so I came with them to be their translator.”
After they went to the luggage claim and walked to the parking garage, Jill turned to Peter to translate for her.
“Grandma and grandpa’s place is pretty small so you’ll be staying at mom and dad’s house in Knoxville. Since it’s early in the day, we can go to Gatlinburg first for a nice long visit with grandma and grandpa.”
Peter translated, and Helga’s eyes lit up.
“Oh, Greta,” she said.
Bob turned right out of Knoxville’s airport onto the interstate and then left on a state highway through the small college town of Maryville along rolling hills to Gatlinburg and the national park. Everyone remained silent until the blue outline of the mountains appeared on the horizon, then Helga spoke with excitement. Peter nodded and lean forward to Bob and Jill in the front seat.
“These mountains remind mother of home.”
“Yes, grandma said that’s why they settled here.”
Soon their car made its way through heavy traffic in Sevierville and Pigeon Forge, with billboards for Dollywood and other tourist attractions on each side of the road.
Helga frowned as her lips formed syllables and then turned to Peter to ask, “Dollywood. Was ist dieser Dollywood?”
Bob looked in the rear view mirror and replied, “It is an amusement park.” When he saw her blank look, he added, “Place for ha ha.”
“Ha ha? ” She bent her head to listen to Peter’s translations. “Ach,” she said in comprehension. “Ha ha.”
After passing through Pigeon Forge’s multitude of motels, shops and go-cart tracks, the car went around a curve and for a pleasant couple of miles there were just green mountain slopes and a cool mountain river. But just for a moment because once the car traveled through a tunnel of trees it was in the middle of Gatlinburg with even more shops, motels and restaurants crowded into an even smaller space than in Pigeon Forge. Helga frowned, shook her head and spoke again.
“This does not remind mother of home at all.” A smile flitted across Peter’s broad lips as he translated.
“You get used to it,” Jill said with good humor. “It can be fun.”
Bob turned left at the busiest intersection and in a few minutes took another left into the arts and crafts community where the homes and shops were spaced out along a leisurely winding country road. Helga smiled and nodded for a second time and spoke in a serene voice.
“Now this looks like home,” Peter translated.
The car pulled into the parking of the woodcarving shop with the water wheel.
“Ugh,” Helga said, making a face and following it with an expansive German phrase. “Es gibt windmuhlen in Oberbach.”
“Don’t say anything.” Before Peter could translate, Jill turned and grinned mischievously. “It was Greta’s idea.”
“Ah, Greta.” Helga nodded and winked, sharing a clandestine moment with her great-niece.
Greta flung open her front door, reached out with her arms and exclaimed, “Helga!”
Bob, Peter and Franz unloaded the bags from the car while Helga hurried to the front door, followed by Jill. Greta and Helga beamed with excitement as they grabbed each others’ hands and shook with heartiness forever, and then they both wept.
“It’s been many, many years since they’ve seen each other,” Peter whispered to Bob as they carried the bags toward the house. “They write every week and at Christmas, and on birthdays they call. But they were young women the last time they saw each other’s faces.”
Franz spoke in a subdued voice.
“What did he say?”
“He said it was sad.” Peter looked at Bob. “It’s like being faced with your own mortality.”
Inside they settled down on worn furniture as Greta and Helga chatted like little girls in the kitchen preparing drinks and small sandwiches. Heinrich was in his favorite chair and did not change his expression when his wife’s family entered. Franz sat on the far end of the sofa away from him.
“Heinrich,” Franz said in a noncommittal tone.
“That sounds like Franz Bitner.” Heinrich squinted. “But it looks like an old man.”
Sitting next to his father, Peter looked taken aback and tentative to translate. Franz patted his son’s knee and whispered comforting words.
Erzahlen sie mir nicht, sas Heinrich sagt.”
“What did he say?” Bob said, sitting next to Peter.
“He said not to bother to tell him anything Heinrich says.”
“And this chubby boy,” Heinrich said with spiteful relish. “Can this be Franz Bitner’s son?”
“Oh, Grandpa,” Jill said in exasperation as she sat in another easy chair across from him.
“Peter.” He extended his hand. “Nice to meet you, sir.”
“You weigh too much.” Heinrich waved it aside. You need to work hard for a living.”
“He does work hard for a living, Grandpa,” Jill said with firmness. “He’s a hospital administrator.” When she saw no response from her grandfather she added, “He’s an important person in the community.”
“Oberbach has a hospital?” He feigned surprise.
Franz leaned over to whisper to his son, “Soh von einem weibschen.”
Peter, who suppressed a smile, glanced at Bob who shook his head.
“No translation needed,” he said. “I can guess.”
“Greta,” Heinrich called out.
“Yes?” she answered from their kitchen.
“It’s time for my nap.” With that Heinrich stood and waddled out to his bedroom just as Greta and Helga appeared with a tray of refreshments.
Bob could not decide if the look on Greta’s face was one of embarrassment, frustration or relief. But it made no difference because their mood straight away lightened as the sisters put the tray on the coffee table. Greta took Heinrich’s chair, and Jill jumped up to offer her chair to Helga.
“I’ll pull up another chair and sit next to Bob.”
In a minute, Greta and Helga were drinking, munching and chattering away in German. Franz sat serenely eating a small sandwich, his attention going from the women who were catching up on their lives and to Bob, Jill and Peter who were getting to know each other.
“Uncle Franz looks really healthy,” Jill said.
“Father cut trees in the forest until he retired.” Peter nodded. “The whole town talked about the old man doing a young man’s job.”
“You must be very proud of him,” Bob said.
“He cut wood because that was all there was for a young man. He didn’t have land to farm. He couldn’t afford to buy a shop. He should have gone to a university and become a professional, but again, he had no money.”
“Life can be cruel,” Bob said.
“Truly intelligent people adjust to their situation and that’s why father is so relaxed.” Peter touched his temple with his forehead. “He accepted what life dealt him but he saw to it that it dealt me a better hand, and I’m grateful.”
He paused to light his pipe, which caused Helga to wag her finger at him and spout, “Nein! Nein!”
Greta smiled, pushed her sister’s hand down and said, “Your boy can smoke in my house. “I love the smell of a pipe.”
As the sisters resumed their reunion, Peter puffed on his pipe and glanced with admiration at his father who seemed lost in thought.
“I say all this to let you know what kind of man my father is and why he has a good-natured dislike for his brother-in-law.”
“There are times I don’t like grandpa either,” Jill said in agreement.
“So is this going to be a conflict when he’s call to be a defense witness for Heinrich?” Bob said, furrowing his brow.
“He can only testify to what he knows,” Peter said. “He knows that all the men in the Schmidt family joined the Nazi party in the thirties. Papa did not. He just cut his trees, acquiesced on the guild issue and survived the war without physical or moral scars.”
“And what about Hans Moeller?” Bob said.
“Hans Moeller?” Franz turned to his son. “Sohn voneinem weibchen.” He then whispered to Peter who nodded and looked back at them.
“Father said Hans Moeller was a big, boisterous type of fellow. He didn’t take anything seriously. Everything was a big joke to him.”
Franz nudged Peter and said, “Erzahlen sie ihn um das milchdienstmacdche,” encouraging him to relate something which made Franz smile.
“Father wanted me to tell you this story. One time, Hans told Heinrich about a woman with a cabin on the other side of the forest. He told Heinrich she liked to entertain wood cutters. So Heinrich went up there by himself to be entertained. Well, this woman’s husband came in and thrashed Heinrich. Father says this was the first and only time Heinrich ever got beat up. When he came back he was mad at Hans, but he wouldn’t do anything. Hans was bigger than he was.”
“Will he tell that story in court?” Jill frowned.
“If they ask him. Father never lies.”
The afternoon passed fast, and the group at last left to return to the Knoxville suburb where Ed and Carol lived. Dinner was a pleasant, but Bob smelled a bit of gin on Carol’s breath. He tried to catch Jill’s eye, but she seemed distracted by her mother’s condition. When dishes had been put away Jeff Holt arrived to talk to Helga and Franz.
“I suppose you folks have been brought up to speed on what the situation is here,” Jeff said. “Now all we want here is to help your brother-in-law defend himself against these charges. You all know he couldn’t have done anything like what Mrs. Moeller is saying.”
Peter translated for his parents. His father sat arrow-straight with an enigmatic pleasant smile, while Helga flashed a toothy grin reminiscent of her sister’s smile. But they said nothing. Jeff shifted with discomfort in his chair and leaned forward. His eyes went from Helga to Peter and then to Hans. He frowned and nodded his head.
“You do think your brother-in-law is innocent, don’t you?”
Again, they remained silent and smiling.
“I’m fixing some coffee.” Carol stood. “Would anyone else care for some?” She left before anyone could reply.
Franz cleared his throat and spoke in an unassuming voice, “Fur das willen von der schwester meinem ehefrau…” and continued with thoughtfulness.
Peter nodded, turned to Jeff and translated, “For the sake of my wife’s sister, I wish I could say we were entertaining Heinrich Schmidt in our home that night, but we weren’t. This was before they married, and Heinrich never came to our home before marriage and only with Greta afterwards.”
“Although I love my father,” Ed said, leaning forward with his fingers to his lips as though trying to form the delicate thoughts he was about to express, “I have to admit he has never been an easy person to get to know. He doesn’t express his feelings easily.”
“Well, of course, we don’t want you to lie,” Jeff said in measured tones. “You can at least provide a character reference for him.”
Helga’s smile remained frozen as Peter translated.
Heinrich Schmidt war fleibig,” Franz said.
Peter turned back to Jeff and replied, “Heinrich Schmidt was hard-working.”
“And honest,” Jeff prompted.
Peter translated the word, and Franz repeated, “Heinrich Schmidt war fleibig.”
“At least you can testify he wasn’t a Nazi,” the lawyer said.
Helga laughed and waved her hand as she said, “Jeder war ein Nazi zuruck dann.”
Peter nodded, looked at Jeff and expounded, “Most people, if they wanted to advance in society, were Nazis. To belong to the Nazi party was just part of surviving in those days. To say you were a Nazi would be no different than saying you were a Social Democrat today.”
“I know my own father is a blatant racist,” Bob interjected, “but I also believe he would never do anything to physically hurt a black person. So to label a man a Nazi or a racist is not necessarily to imply guilt of a violent, criminal act.”
“That’s right,” Ed said, nodding in relief.
“So even you were a Nazi, Mr. Bitner?” Jeff asked.
When Peter translated the question Franz’ eyes widened. He shook his head and spit out a brief reply, “Nein!”
Bob glanced at Jill who gazed at him with affection.
“Thanks for trying to help,” she said in a whisper as she leaned into him.
“I’m not helping much.” He shook his head.
“Then what are you going to be able to say under oath to help your brother-in-law?” Jeff sighed and scratched his nose.
Heinrich Schmidt war fleibig,” Franz repeated.
Before Peter could translate Jeff held up his hand, sighed in resignation and said, “I know. He was hard-working.”
Carol came back with a tray of cups and placed it on their coffee table. Helga looked up and smiled with affection.
“Danka,” she said with warm appreciation.
Carol looked at her as though she did not know how to take her compliment, which created an awkward situation in the middle of an awkward situation. Bob did not like one awkward situation, let alone two.
“No, I think it tastes like Sanka,” he said with a coy innocence.
“What?” Carol said, not catching the play on words.
“It’s a joke, Mom.” Jill elbowed Bob and laughed. “You know, danka, Sanka.” She looked at Peter and shook her head. “And I pity you trying to translate that. Sanka is a brand of coffee. It sounds like the German word for thank you.”
“Oh.” Peter turned to speak to his parents.
Helga laughed with gusto and wagged a playful finger at Bob and said, “Danka, Sanka, ha ha.”
“She still doesn’t get it,” Bob said under his breath to Jill. “But she’s laughing anyway to be polite.”
“We needed a good joke about now.” Jeff forced a guffaw.
“Unfortunately, that wasn’t it,” Bob said in contrition.
After everyone laughed, Carol sat on the sofa next to Ed and began drinking her coffee with concentration. Jeff returned to the topic of Heinrich Schmidt, at Helga in earnest.
“Mrs. Bitner, is there anything constructive you feel you could say in a court of law that would benefit your sister’s husband?”
Helga took time to sip her coffee and then glanced at Carol before she began to respond to Jeff’s question, “Ich kann ehrlich sagen das Heinrich ein man ist der autoritat achtet…”
“I can honestly say Heinrich is a man who respects authority and—as my husband said—is hard-working,” Peter translated. “He is the man my sister loves and has spent her life with. He is the father of a man who is respected in his community and is a financial success. As far as I know Heinrich Schmidt never told a lie to me.”
Jeff leaned back and furrowed his brow in consternation.
“Thank you, Mrs. Bitner. That’ll be very helpful.”
Helga stood and circled the sofa until she stood behind Carol and continued, “Als fur den vorfall Hans Moeller verwickelnd…”
“As for the incident involving Hans Moeller,” Peter said, “Heinrich Schmidt never said anything to us to indicate that he did such a thing. And in the many years that have passed in our small community where this incident happened, Franz and I have never seen or heard conclusive evidence that Heinrich had anything to do with Hans’ death.”
“Your mother should have been a lawyer.” Jeff smiled at Peter after the translation.
With a regretful sigh, Helga added, “War das gestagt…”
“Having said that, I must say that Heinrich held views which Franz and I do not share,” Peter translated. “Unfortunately, he infected his wife with those views, but I am relieved to see his son and family did not inherit them.”
She put her hands on Carol’s shoulders and continued, “Heinrich Schmidt hat leute…”
“Heinrich Schmidt judged people according to their appearance, to their job, to their religion,” Peter said. “Franz and I don’t do that. We judge each person by their hearts.”
Helga patted Carol as Peter continued to translate. “We see that a person is good to her husband and has raised a fine daughter. Our hearts go out to a person who has pain in her eyes, and we love that person.”
Carol reached up and squeezed Helga’s hand as she listened to the last of Peter’s translation.
Franz und ich sorgen sich …”
“Franz and I don’t care what heritage a person comes from” Peter said in a whisper. “We only care if a person is good.”
“Mom’s about to cry,” Jill said in a whisper to Bob.
“I’m about to cry,” he replied.
“I take it from your last statement you could not say under oath that Heinrich is a good man.”
Helga smiled with regret, shook her head and said, “Nein.”
Carol stood and went to her made a circle with her fingers and asked, “Cookie?” She moved the circle to her mouth and bit down.
“Cookie.” Helga nodded.
They went toward the kitchen arm in arm. Helga stopped and put her hands on Carol’s shoulders.
Werden sie mich zu Dollywood nehmen?”
Carol frowned. “Dollywood?”
Ja. Ich will ha ha.”
“Ha ha?” She paused. “Oh, ha ha. Yes, I mean, ja.”
The two women laughed and went through the kitchen door.
Jeff shook his head and sighed.
“Maybe Rudolph Schmidt will be able to help more.”
“Uncle Rudy is coming?” Peter raised his eyebrows.
“Yes. I thought a brother would make a good character witness,” Jeff said.
Franz leaned over to ask Peter what was going on, and when Peter told him, he chuckled and said “Gehen ein charaketerzeuge fur Rudolph za sein?”
“What did he say?” Jeff frowned.
“Oh, nothing.” Peter waved his hand to dismiss the remark.
“No, tell me.”
“Father wanted to know who was going to be a character witness for Rudolph.” Peter looked at Jeff and Ed in embarrassment.
Bob and Jill stifled giggled as Franz smiled at them, lifting his coffee cup in a small salute.
Danka und Sanka.” His eyes twinkled as he sipped his drink.
“You’re going to make me earn my money on this one, aren’t you?” Jeff looked sad-faced at Ed. He glanced at Peter. “All right, what’s wrong him?”
“Heinrich’s brother and father were members of the Nazi party during the thirties and forties. Their father was mayor of Oberbach,” Peter said. “After the war most people tried to deny they were Nazi party members, but Rudolph and his father never did. They were proud of it. Rudolph still is.”
Franz turned to his son to offer more information and said, “Rudolph ist anstandig jetzt.”
“Oh no,” Jeff said with foreboding.
“Rudolph is quite respectable now,” Peter began to translate. “In fact, he’s mayor of Oberbach. Many of the former Nazi leaders have slipped back into power.”
“Well, that’s not so bad, his being mayor,” Jeff offered.
“I think what Jeff really wants to know is if there’s anyone in Oberbach with a story about Uncle Rudy that we wouldn’t want repeated in court,” Ed said.
“Exactly,” Jeff agreed.
Bob watched him ready himself for the worst as Peter translated to Franz who gave a brief answer, sardonic in tone.
Nict von irgendjemand still lelend.”
“I didn’t like the tone of that,” Jeff said with a frown. “What did he say?”
“Not from anyone still alive.”

Sins of the Family Chapter Six

The Channel Forty-three news van rolled into the parking lot of the Tribal Council Building on U.S. 440, the main street of Cherokee, North Carolina. Bob and Ernie entered the building where they were greeted by William Guess, chief of the tribal council government, a broad-faced older man with serenity in his eyes. With him was George Bigmeat, a younger, gaunt-faced man.
“Mr. Guess, I’m pleased to meet you.” Bob stuck out his hand and smiled. “I’m Bob Meade from Channel Forty-three and this is our cameraman Ernie.”
“Nice to meet you, Mr. Meade.” Guess turned to the other man. “This is my assistant, George Bigmeat.”
“Your phone call bothered me.” Bigmeat furrowed his brow. “I know William agreed to the interview, but I must say I have my concerns.”
“Of course. I’m sure I can help you with any questions you may have.”
“George is anxious about image.” Guess put his hand on Bigmeat’s back. “You can’t blame him. He’s head of our tourism bureau.”
“You said you got the idea for a story about Cherokee after this unfortunate incident with the Rosses,” Bigmeat said.
“There’s been quite a bit of attention to the stabbing and John Ross’s subsequent hospitalization,” Bob replied.
“You do understand not all Cherokee run around naked and stab their parents,” Bigmeat said without the sarcasm implied in his words.
“George, there’s no need…”
“If all Cherokee did run around naked and stab their parents then it wouldn’t be news, would it?” Bob paused to smile and added, “You’re absolutely right to be afraid, Mr. Bigmeat. Television news and newspapers sometimes find it easier to latch onto a stereotype, for example, a pitiful drunken Indian who has no purpose in life. The problem is they don’t want to do the research. I know that stereotype is the furthest thing from the truth. From my many visits here I’ve seen friendly, happy people working hard to make an honest living.”
“See, George,” Guess said, “we’ve nothing to worry about.”
“I own a few Cherokee pottery items with the name Bigmeat on the bottom. I don’t have many because they’re rather expensive. Is that potter in your family?”
“It’s my aunt.” Bigmeat smiled. “And I’ve always told her she charges too much.”
“Could we get on with this?” Guess looked at his watch. “I have a tribal council luncheon in an hour.”
“Of course,” Bob said. “Could we tape in front of the Museum of Cherokee History down the street? I like the large chieftain sculpture in front.”
A few minutes late, Guess sat in a chair in front of the statue while Bob faced Ernie with the camera. Bigmeat stood behind with a benign look on his face.
“Good evening,” Bob said in his best on-air voice, “this is Bob Meade reporting from Cherokee, North Carolina, for Channel Forty-three. He stepped aside to show Guess and walked to him. “With us tonight is Chief William Guess of the Cherokee Tribal Council Government to discuss the incident earlier this month when a Cherokee man stabbed his father who was dancing in front of one of the town’s trading posts.” He turned to smile at Guess. “Thank you for joining us.”
“My pleasure.”
“Mr. Guess, I’d surmise that the reaction of many viewers to this incident would be one of generalizing about Cherokee people as a whole, which would not only be unfair but also inaccurate.”
“That is absolutely correct.” Guess nodded but did not smile. “I’ve known the Rosses all my life, and they are good hard-working people. Mrs. Ross is the sweetest person I have ever met. I don’t think there’s a person in Cherokee who has ever heard an unkind word from her mouth. And Mr. Ross is the finest Christian gentleman I have ever known. He lives his religion. Turn the other cheek, and that’s what he did when his son was attacked with a stone tomahawk by the son of tourists. He didn’t file charges or sue anyone. ”
“The family of the boy never made an offer to help with John’s medical expenses?”
“No.”
“Why do you think they didn’t?”
“Not everyone can be as good as Mr. Ross.”
“A good reflection on Cherokee people,” Bob said.
“I hope so.” Guess smiled.
“Effects of head trauma followed John throughout his life, hasn’t it?” he asked, “and has that been a problem for the tribe to fight negative images?”
“Frankly, I’ve come to realize that if some white people want to think the worst of any minority, be they Cherokee, black or Hispanic, they will hang on to any bad image, and there’s nothing I can do about it.”
“Thank you for sharing the Rosses’ story.” Bob shook his hand and looked back into the camera. “To learn how childhood head trauma can affect a person’s entire life, let’s go to the North Carolina State Mental Hospital in Morganton.”
A couple of hours later Bob and Ernie were in Harold’s office.
“To give you an idea of what I’m doing, I want to show you my interview with the chief of the Cherokee council,” Bob said.
Ernie turned on a small monitor he had brought with him, and Harold watched the tape with one hand over his mouth and his eyes almost blank, making it hard for Bob to determine if the interview would continue. After the tape, Harold nodded.
“Good, I think we can proceed.”
“Fine.” Bob smiled. “If it’s all right with you we’ll tape our segment this afternoon.”
In a few minutes Ernie had the camera running.
“Tell me, Dr. Lippincott,” Bob said, “what are effects of childhood head trauma?”
“Pediatric head trauma can lead to memory loss and lowered intelligence,” Harold explained. “John Ross certainly suffers from memory loss. From time to time he does not recognize his parents, remember being in the mental hospital or even the incident in which he was injured. His intelligence, other than memory, however has not been apparently affected. Each case, of course, is unique.”
“How about his violent behavior?”
“As a rule, pediatric head trauma in itself would not cause violent behavior.”
“So what causes Mr. Ross’s predisposition to violence?”
“I don’t know. Why does anyone become violent? The stress of modern society.”
“How can we control stress?”
“Rationalization.” Harold held up one finger. “Such as telling yourself you didn’t get chosen for the school team because the coach didn’t like you or some one paid him off or whatever.”
“And this is good?”
“Good or not, that’s what we do, and it does keep us going.”
“Fair enough,” Bob said. “What’s another one?”
“Aggression.” Harold held up a second finger. “Such as picking a fight with someone that’s angered you.” He raised a third finger. “And regression, such as acting childishly and wanting to be pampered when you’ve had a hard day.”
“That last one sounds good,” Bob said with a laugh. “I’d like to be pampered.”
“In moderate amounts. They all work in moderation. Abnormality occurs when a person selects one or more of these traits and takes them to an extreme. When this happens the patient usually has a chemical imbalance in the brain. The medical community is still studying these physical aspects of mental illness, and many are not receptive. They prefer to rely on cognitive awareness therapy, which basically says the individual can by will power stop any mental illness.”
“Like the old joke. ‘Doc, it hurts when I do this.’ ‘Then don’t do that.’”
“Right. I don’t believe that. I think the best way to address them is with medications, which are improving all the time.”
Ernie, on a cue from Bob, turned off the camera.
“Thanks, doctor, that’s great,” he said. “Do you think it’d be possible to talk with John Ross now? I’d be as respectful and non-intrusive as possible.”
Harold pursed his lips, put a finger to them and looked at Bob for a long time before answering. Bob shifted his weight from one side to the other in his seat, sensing apprehension from the doctor.
“He’s one of them with a chemical imbalance and, unfortunately, medication hasn’t helped much yet, perhaps because of the head trauma. It’s a matter of finding right drugs for his body and regulating dosage. I’m confident eventually I’ll find the right match of medications for him.”
“Oh.”
“I’d want to talk to John first to see how he would react.”
“We’ve a release form also,” Bob added. “Although, since he’s at the hospital you might be the one legally to sign it.”
“John’s in the yard now.” Harold stood. “Let me talk to him. If it appears he’s calm and cogent, you can tape today.”
“That’ll be great.”
***
John Ross sat in a lawn chair smoking in the shade of a large tree as he watched two muscular young men pour gasoline into a riding law mower and a lawn edger. If he were to escape his bondage and find Pharaoh he would need followers, young, strong men who would obey his every word.
“John?” Harold walked up.
“Yes?” Looking up and leaving his thoughts of escape, John surveyed Harold with indifferent.
“There’s a young man who wishes to talk to you.”
“A young man?” Perhaps this could be another follower. “Is he strong?”
“I hadn’t really noticed.” Harold’s eyes widened with surprise. “He’s a television reporter who has taken an interest in your case. He’s sympathetic to your situation.”
“He wants to help me leave here?”
“He wants to help people understand your problem.”
“Yes, I will speak with him.” John nodded. This could pave the way for the return of Moses, to have a herald.
***
A few minutes later Bob and Ernie were setting up on the lawn. Bob smiled warmly and stuck out his hand to John who studied it before extending his own. Bob thought his grip was rather limp for someone who fancied himself to be a warrior leader of his people.
“If you wish, we could film you from behind so your identity would be hidden.”
“And why would I be ashamed of being seen?” John looked at him with a smile.
“No reason. It’s just your choice.”
“I choose to be seen.” He raised his chin.
Bob turned to the camera.
“To help us with some insight into this problem, Dr. Lippincott has allowed us to…”
Lawn mower and edger engines started and interrupted his introduction. Ernie looked around with disgust.
“This ain’t going to work,” he said.
“Just a minute,” Harold said.
“Sure,” Bob replied as the doctor trotted over to the two boys.
From the shade of the oak tree Bob could just about make out that Harold was explaining to them that they could not run their machines right at that moment. One of the boys, larger and more muscular, whined a bit and kicked at the grass; the other, shorter and leaner, hunched his back, turned away from the doctor and spat on the ground.
“I admire their spirit,” John said.
“What?”
“Spirit,” he repeated, arching an eyebrow. “They won’t take orders from the doctor without protest.”
“Oh.” Bob furrowed his brow in curiosity as he watched John smile with intent at the boys. What an odd observation. Returning his attention to Harold and the boys, Bob saw him take some coins from his pocket and hand them to the boys.
“I like ice cream,” Bob heard the larger boy boom. The other seemed to mumble something before following the first one away.
“Yet they are able to listen to reason,” John added.
“Sure.” Bob did not know what else to say.
“That’s all settled.” Harold came back smiling.
Bob repeated his opening statement and turned to John.
“How are you today, Mr. Ross?”
“Fine.”
“You’re of Cherokee heritage, aren’t you?”
“Yes.”
“That must make you very proud.” Bob became nervous, fearing he was not going to get anything but one-word answers.
“Why?” John cocked his head and smiled, blowing smoke out of the side of his mouth. “I couldn’t control what I was born to be.”
“So being Cherokee isn’t important to you?” He sighed, glad John was opening up.
“I didn’t say that.” He shook his head. “Don’t put words in my mouth.” He blew smoke through his nostrils and smiled. “Being Cherokee is everything to me.”
“Do you know why you’re here?”
“My parents had me sent here.”
“Did they do the right thing?”
“They think they did.” John looked over Bob’s shoulder at Harold and squinted before returning his attention to the camera. “The judge who committed me thought it was the right thing to do.”
“But do you think it was the right thing for them to do?”
John only puffed on his cigarette.
“Do you remember receiving a head injury when you were a child?”
“My scar reminds me.” He pointed to a faded mark on the left side of his forehead.
“Have you forgiven the boy who hit you?”
“He did not ask for my forgiveness.”
“If he had, would you have forgiven him?”
Again John just puffed his cigarette.
“Do you remember the day you were taken into custody?”
“Yes.”
“Do you know why you were taken into custody?”
“Yes.”
“Do you regret stabbing your father?”
“Do you regret hurts you have inflicted on your father?”
“Why, I suppose.” Startled, Bob paused, not expecting such a question. “We all regret many things in our lives. It’s how we deal with regret that makes a difference.” He blinked his eyes, trying to regain control of the interview. “What do you think?”
John just puffed on his cigarette.
Not wanting to continue the interview, Bob turned to look into the camera.
“John Ross left many questions unanswered perhaps obscured in cigarette smoke that swirls around his head. Pride, injury, forgiveness and acceptance become enigmas. Until smoke and mystery clears, society will continue to seek solutions to problems caused by pediatric head trauma.”
Bob nodded to Ernie who turned off the camera. Harold came up to him and shook hands.
“Very nice. Thank you for coming today. Drop by my office and I’ll sign the release form.”
“I’ve got it right here, doc,” Ernie said.
“Good, come with me.”
After Harold and Ernie left, Bob turned to shake hands with John.
“Thank you, Mr. Ross, for a very informative interview. I’m sure you’ll help many people who watch it on television.”
John’s limp handshake became a vise as Bob tried to pull away. Bob looked down at his hand in surprise mixed with apprehension. John stood and peered into Bob’s eyes.
“What is your name?”
“Bob Meade.”
“When I asked you about your father I perceived pain in your eyes.”
“Not really.” Bob blinked. “I’ve got to go. Perhaps we could talk some other time.”
“I can help you lose your pain.” John pulled him closer.
They stared at each other for what seemed an eternity to Bob before he shook his head and yanked his hand from John’s grip. He could smell John’s breath and body odor, and he shuddered in revulsion.
“I have no pain,” he said forcing a firmness into the tone of his voice.
“You lie.” John smiled.
Bob’s face reddened as he opened his mouth for a reply, but nothing came out. After an awkward moment of being transfixed in John’s gaze, he turned and bolted across the lawn to the hospital door, down the corridor to Harold’s office where he gathered Ernie and headed for the exit and their van.
“Let’s get out of here,” he said in a whisper.
“You look scared to death.” Ernie chuckled. “Did that weirdo pull a knife on you?” When Bob only glanced at him without expression, he sobered and agreed, “Yeah, let’s get out of here.”
Bob felt the back of his neck burn as their van sped down the highway toward the interstate which would take them back to Knoxville. Ernie and the driver turned the radio onto a country music station as Bob tried to remember the last time he felt this frightened and embarrassed. Memories little by little came to him. It was also a hospital, Clinton Memorial Hospital where his mother lay dying of cancer.
Bright lights of the hospital corridor blinded Bob’s sleepy eyes. A slender built fourteen year old, he sat in an uncomfortable metal folding chair with his bulky, lumbering father waiting to hear the inevitable bad news. His eyes wandered to a calendar. It was June thirtieth. July fourth was the next week. For the first time in his life, Bob did not care whether it was Independence Day or not. Who could care about firecrackers when his mother was about to die?
A door opened, and a doctor appeared. He approached Bob and his father.
“I’m sorry, but the end is near. You better go in now.”
Bob remembered his father’s standing, his eyes red and his chin rough with stubble.
“Thanks.” He looked down at Bob. “The boy better stay out here. He gets upset real easy.”
“I understand.” The doctor escorted Mr. Meade into his wife’s dark, silent room.
Bob remembered looking around at the nurses’ station and imagining the women were snickering at him. His neck burned red when he heard them giggling, even though as he listened, he discovered they were discussing the quality of meat loaf in the hospital cafeteria. The doctor came back from his mother’s room, paused to pat him on the shoulder and went to the station to write in his notepad. Bob stole glances at the doctor, and their eyes made an embarrassing connection. He wondered what the doctor thought about him. He must have thought Bob was a coward, and the boy wanted to prove him wrong.
A moment later Mr. Meade came from his wife’s room, leaned against a wall, and tried with all his masculine skills not to cry, but he failed as tears trickled down his cheeks. He moaned in misery as his big hand went to his face to cover his mouth. The doctor went to another room, and nurses seemed intent on deciphering a chart. Bob looked with intent at the door to his mother’s room and sucking in his stomach trying to summon courage to prove everyone wrong. He was not a coward. Unobserved, Bob slipped into his mother’s room.
Bob’s nostrils flared, taking in an oppressive smell, a combination of an assortment of medications and minor incontinence from his mother, but he in particular remembered being convinced he was surrounded by the stench of death.
“Hello, baby,” she said, struggling to lift her head and focus her eyes on him. “Come closer.”
He forced his eyes on the bed, lit by a small lamp in an otherwise black room. There lay the remains of his mother after cancer ravaged her body and took all the vibrancy from it. Bob almost did not recognize the woman in the bed even though he knew it was had to be his mother because of the voice, though weak, was hers.
“Come here, Bob baby.” She smiled as she lifted her shriveled arm which was connected to an intravenous needle feeding her morphine.
The familiar smile girded Bob for a moment, and he took a few steps toward her until he looked at the arm extended, beckoning him. Her hospital gown lay open, revealing her withered bosom. Finally her arm slumped from exhaustion, and no more pleas for him to move closer escaped her lips. Fear and shock welled up inside his chest, making Bob feel as though he would burst if he did not escape. Turning for the door, he ran into the intravenous line, tearing the needle from his mother’s arm.
“Oh, Bob.” His mother groaned and whimpered in pain.
He froze, staring at the blood dripping from her arm. Even now, many years later, in the news van, his mind dwelt on his last memory of the pain his mother experienced so close to death, caused by his craven cowardice. All these years Bob avoided his father because he feared his father knew what happened that night even though Mr. Meade was still dissolved in tears when Bob came out of the hospital room. No one else knew he failed his mother in her dying moments, Bob knew what he did was wrong and compounded his sin by punishing his father for it. What a spineless coward he was, Bob repeated to himself. And now John Ross knew. Somehow this mentally ill man peered into his soul and sensed his shame.

Jonathan and Mina in Romantic Transylvania Chapter Three

Upon hearing Van Helsing’s dire prediction for Jonathan’s future, Mina rushed to her fiancé, putting her hands to his face.
“Jonathan dearest! Facing certain death! Doctor, what can I do to help?” She looked deeply into his wild animal eyes. “I love you more than words can express.”
Mina and Jonathan gazed into each other’s eyes for an endearing moment until Jonathan blinked and changed his demeanor into that of a proper English gentleman instead of a vampire animal. Van Helsing smiled knowingly and pointed at Mina.
“You have already done it.”
Jonathan smiled naively. “Why Mina, darling, what are you doing here?”
“We’ve come to bring you home. But you don’t remember greeting me earlier?”
“No. I did? I don’t remember.” He paused to shiver. “Excuse me. This castle is so drafty.”
“I’m afraid it isn’t the castle that’s drafty,” she replied. “It’s you.”
“What do you mean, dearest?”
Mina’s cheeks turned pink. “Look down.”
When Jonathan turned his attention to the floor, he noticed he had no trousers on. Going knock kneed, he screamed like a proper English schoolgirl and ran through the double doors. Dracula went to Mina’s side.
“It is Transylvania,” he explained. It is a land of mystery and romance. Once you cross her borders, you find yourself giving in to your innermost desires and cravings.”
“It almost sounds frightening.” Her voice trembled.
“You shouldn’t be frightened.” Dracula extended his arm around her shoulders. “You should welcome it.”
Van Helsing quickly intercepted Dracula’s advances on Mina by grabbing her arm and pulling her away. “You will not be frightened. I will protect you. And you will not welcome the allures of Transylvania. I will prevent it.”
The three unholy wives ran through the double doors, with Salacia leading the way, waving Jonathan’s trousers over her head. Jonathan scrambled in, chasing them with the fervor of a rugby player.
“Give me my trousers!”
“You have to catch me first!” Salacia shouted.
Jonathan tripped over the sofa. Mina’s instinct was to go to him but Van Helsing pulled her back. Claustrophobia, on the hand, did stopping prancing about to check on the former rugby bench warmer.
“Be careful,” Claustrophobia warned. “We don’t want you to hurt yourself.”
“Yesss!” Susie Belle hissed as she passed by and tried to scratch Jonathan. “We want that pleasure for ourselves!”
Jonathan stood and rushed toward Salacia, pleading, “Give them here! Please!”
“How polite!” Claustrophobia marveled.
“How limp wristed,” Salacia sneered. “I hate weak men!”
He put his hands on his hips. “I make it a practice not to manhandle ladies, but in your case I’ll make an exception!”
Resuming his attack, Jonathan went after Salacia, who threw the trousers to Susie Belle who tossed them to Claustrophobia who successfully lateraled them back to Salacia.
“It looks like they’re playing keep away,” Mina observed. “What an annoying game.”
Waving the pants over her head, Salacia ran back into the game room with Jonathan on her heels. Dracula blocked Susie Belle and Claustrophobia before they could join them.
“Pardon me,” Count Dracula said, “I haven’t introduced my wives.”
Mina glanced at Count Dracula, still curious about his enigmatic background. “Are you sure you’re not a—“
“No, I’m not,” he interrupted, a hint of impatience in his voice. After a deep sigh he resumed his composure. “Remember? This is romantic Transylvania.”
“I assure you,” Van Helsing said, raising a bushy eyebrow. “I won’t forget where we are.”
In an effort to change the subject, Dracula pointed to his wife with the high frilly collar. “This is my newest wife Claustrophobia. We met when I visited Vienna.”
She stepped forward, acting a bit timid, and curtsied. “I was undergoing treatment from Dr. Sigmund Freud. I had a fear of being in enclosed places.” She glanced nervously at Count Dracula.
“I know of Dr. Freud.” Van Helsing nodded with sympathy. “He is a good man. Does he know of your marriage to Count Dracula?”
Nein.” Claustrophobia cleared her throat. “I had my usual 9 a.m. appointment. But the evening before I was to go to his office, as I walked home from work, the count stepped out of the shadows. He looked at me with such piercing eyes, full of fire. I must have blacked out. When I awoke I was on the midnight train to Transylvania, and Count Dracula informed me we had fallen in love and married within a few hours.”
“And once we were home in Transylvania there was no need for doctors,” the count explained.
“I would assume Dr. Freud was disappointed your appointment,” Van Helsing said.
“I’ll say,” she replied quickly. “I hadn’t paid my bill.”
Once again, Dracula saw the need to change the subject. “And this attractive lady is Susie Belle.”
“Susie Belle?” Mina was confused.
“Wanna make somethin’ of it, Meeena?” Susie Belle growled.
“You’ll have to excuse Susie Belle’s manners,” the count interceded. “She is from the American South. I met her on a trip to New Orleans a few years ago.”
Mina turned to wag a finger at Van Helsing. “I knew he had to have visited the colonies. The people there are such a corrupting influence.”
“You say anythin’ bad about Dixie, honey, and I’ll scratch your eyes out.” She lunged toward Mina, her arms extended and her high-glossed fingernails arched for attack.
However, before she could inflict any damage to Mina’s fair complexion, Dracula pulled her away. “Now, now, Susie Belle. These people are our guests.”
Salacia appeared through the double doors, giggling and holding Jonathan’s trousers over her head. Jonathan raced through the game room door pursuing Salacia. They circled the room before heading for the stairs.
“And this swift minx is my first wife Salacia. What an impish sense of humor she has.”

Davy Crockett’s Butterfly Chapter Six

Where you headed for, sir?” Davy asked, catching up with the pious-looking man on the other bank of the Rappahannock River.
“Gerardstown, young man.” He kept his chin high and his eyes straight ahead.
Davy glanced back into the Conestoga wagon and saw large wooden-staved barrels bound with rusty metal, several of them, tied together with rope.
“What do you have in those barrels, sir?”
“Bolts of cloth,” he replied with a serene smile. “Sturdy flannel.”
“Yes sir, nothin’ like it. My ma uses it all the time.” Davy did not know flannel was but still was sure his mother had used in sometime, so that really was not a lie. He stuck out his hand and grinned. “I’m Davy Crockett from Morristown, Tennessee, sir.”
“Adam Meyers,” he said, shaking Davy’s hand. “I’m from Tennessee, too.” Meyers paused. “What are you doing so far away from home?”
“Earnin’ money for my family, sir.” For the next hour he spun a wonderful tale of devotion to a family wracked by disaster and illness. He told of his personal sacrifices to keep a roof over their heads and vittles on the table.
“Very good,” Meyers interjected from time to time, nodding in agreement. “Honor thy father and thy mother.”
Davy had never known a man who quoted the Bible so much. His family did not have much time for God, not that they did not believe in God; they just had other things to do. He decided to keep that information to himself.
“Goin’ to Tennessee anytime soon?”
“After I unload the flannel in Gerardstown I’ll get a new load, God willing, to carry back to Tennessee. I don’t see why you can’t travel with me back to your family.”
Several days passed as they walked north along side of the oxen pulling the Conestoga wagon, with a few moments of silence. Davy told him how he encouraged Thomas Jefferson to run for president. Then he explained in vivid detail how he shot a big mean brown bear. When Davy ran out of stories, Meyers intoned with solemnity on the spiritual vacuum of the nation.
“These are perilous times, Master Crockett. No country has ever survived without faith, and our people, young man, have abandoned God. Churches have empty pews. Jesus is coming again soon, and America will be destroyed for its sinful ways.”
Davy nodded, not knowing what to make of his new boss. Adam Meyers seemed of another world, a better world. Perhaps he could teach Davy to tell the truth. Late one night lit by a full moon, they rounded a hill of tall pine trees and Gerardstown appeared. Davy became aware no one had spoken in some time, and silence made him uncomfortable. He looked up at the stars and sighed deeply.
“God, ain’t they purty?”
A sharp blow crashed into his temple, leaving him with a profound pain encircling his skull. He shook his head and looked in bewilderment at Meyers whose eyes stared straight ahead on the road.
“Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in vain.”
“Yes sir,” Davy said, mumbling, his eyes down.
In the distance, a raccoon’s trill broke through the cool air, and Davy’s heart went out to the frightened creature because he knew how it felt.

***

Elizabeth, tall and broad shouldered, walked to David and kissed him on the cheek. He put his hands on her ample hips and returned her kiss by pressing his lips to hers, only to feel no response. David felt awed by his second wife’s presence, her thick, solid arms, large bosom, stocky legs and piercing, soul-searching eyes. She always smelled of soap.
“I’m sorry my sisters have raised such a fuss,” she said with a proper precision.
“Ain’t your fault.” His eyes turned to his children. “Robert, you’ve grown since spring. Why, you’re almost as tall as me.”
His nineteen-year-old son, built sturdy like his moher’s side of the family, nodded with brusqueness. When David realized he was not going to get any more of a response from Robert, he turned to his older daughter.
“Sissy, why are you decked out in black? A gal your age should look pretty,” he said with a smile.
“I’m still mournin’ grandma.” She was slender and frail like most Crockett women. In many ways she looked more like Polly, his first wife who died at age twenty-seven.
“Oh. That’s right.” David’s eyes looked away, ashamed he had already forgotten how hard his sensitive daughter had taken his mother’s death. She cried for days, sitting by the freshly dug grave of her grandmother. Elizabeth did not have the words to console her. The only time Sissy seemed to calm down was when David put his arm around her slender shoulders and told her stories about her grandmother. Then he had to leave for the congressional campaign and he promptly left behind all thoughts about Sissy’s grief.
Before he could say anything else to her, his fifteen-year-old daughter Matilda grabbed him around the waist and hugged with force.
“Oh, pa, it’s so good to see you,” she said, her voice overflowing with flirtatious energy. “And I jest cried for days when I heard you lost the election. Why, how any could any man vote for anybody but David Crockett, I can’t imagine.”
“That’s quite enough, Matilda,” Sissy said. “It ain’t proper for a young woman to be so loud in a public place, let alone talkin’ about a topic best left to the menfolk.”
“I’m David Crockett’s daughter,” she replied with a chirp. “Of course I’m goin’ to be loud. What else would people expect?”
“You’re also Rebecca Crockett’s granddaughter,” Sissy said.
“Now hush, girls,” Elizabeth intervened. She returned her solemn attention to David. “I supposed you’ve been huntin’.”
“Yes, me and Abner went out to the ‘canes with Sam Houston. We didn’t kill much of nothin’. Sam’s only here for a while before goin’ back to Texas. He thinks there’s a chance for a fight.”
“I reckon you’ll be goin’ to Texas too,” Robert said.
David raised his eyebrows with false surprise. ‘Why, I ain’t given it much thought either way.”
“I think that’d be jest wonderful,” Matilda said, her face beaming. “David Crockett always needs some new battle to fight.”
“Battle?” Sissy’s eyes widened.
“I didn’t mean a real battle,” Matilda said with a giggle. “I mean, everythin’ is battle in a way.”
“But there’s hard feelin’s out in Texas,” Robert added.
“We’d like for you to come to the farm if you have time’” Elizabeth said. Her voice intensified, which made Robert take a step back and look down. “We miss you very much, you know.”
David had no fears when he faced wild animals and hostile politicians but none of them made him as uneasy as his own family. He never had the courage to ask Elizabeth why she chose not to move to Rutherford fork with him. Elizabeth broke the silence after looking across the chancery courtroom.
“I had hoped John Wesley would come over to say hello.” She sighed. “I haven’t seen him all week.”
“Why, ma, he’s a busy lawyer now. He can’t be visitin’ family all the time,” Matilda said with a laugh.
“I know that,” Elizabeth replied. “But he’s my window on the world. He’s the one who told us about the election. We wouldn’t know nothin’ about you at all if it wasn’t for John Wesley.”
“He won’t come out of this office,” Davy said. “He don’t want the kin to think he’s partial to our side.”
“He’s a good man.” Elizabeth nodded. “No one can accuse him of not bein’ fair.”
“Always been that way.” David paused to grin. “’Course he’s worse now that he’s found religion. He thinks he’s goin’ to Paradise on a streak of lightnin’.”
Matilda laughed, but stopped when she saw the frown on her mother’s face.
“I don’t think it’s proper to make fun of folks and the Lord,” Elizabeth said.
“Yes, ma’am, you’re right about that, Elizabeth. I jest opened my mouth and let the quick and easy joke float out.” Suddenly David felt an urge to go raccoon hunting, even tonight. He wanted to hear the raccoon’s pathetic cry.

***

Taking a deep breath Dave opened the torn screen door and stepped inside. He felt like a raccoon trapped in a cage. He stopped short. If his mother were alive, the sight of her living room, covered with years of dust and its furniture neglected to the point of deterioration, would kill her. A small portable black and white television sat on top of a broken console set and flared out a Texas Rangers baseball game. His father Lonnie laid prone in a worn recliner with its foot rest stuck out. His mouth was wide open as he snored. Dave shook his head when he fingered tattered curtains on windows whose panes were blurred with grime and tobacco smoke. Smell of cigarettes curled up his nostrils.
Next his eyes wandered to the far wall which contained a kitchen alcove framed by formerly white molding, now dirty brown. The natural gas stove was smeared with grease, and the chipped porcelain sink was filled with dirty dishes. He remembered how Vince was convinced Allan had become a homosexual because their mother made him wash dishes.
Dave grimaced when he noticed a mottled spot on one of the kitchen cabinet doors. He remembered the day his mother had painted them and left them open to dry. Dave ran into the alcove after school waving a test paper with “one hundred” on it and smacked into wet paint. She twirled him around and swatted his bottom. He remembered blubbering apologies and offering to repaint the door.
“No, it’s too late,” she replied curtly. “It’s ruined. I guess I’m not meant to have anything nice.”
Dave forgave his mother for her outburst. Cancer cells were already spreading through her body beginning to cause indeterminable aches and pains which shortened her temper and eroded her sense of humor.
Next to the alcove was a dark hallway leading to two bedrooms and a bath. He shuddered and forced himself not to dwell on what happened in the small bedroom with his brothers at night. Their parents were just across the hall, but they might as well have been half a country away because once his father went to sleep no one dared open his bedroom door.
What a dump.
Dave jumped, and his stomach knotted. He recognized that voice, Allan’s flawed imitation of Bette Davis. Turning with dread he saw the image of his older brother as he looked before Dave moved to Waco.
Don’t you just love Bette Davis? No matter what part she plays you can always tell it’s her by the way she darts her eyes up to the left and then up to the right.
“Not anymore. She’s kind of retired. Doesn’t make very many movies anymore.” Allan was dead; and like his mother in his dreams, Allan was still here. It would be rude to tell him he was dead.
How triste. How tres, tres treste.
Dave expected him to say some common phrase in Spanish next. Allan first majored in English because that was what their father told him to do. Someone informed Lonnie if a person had a degree in English he could always get a job teaching. Allan had other ideas. He showed a minor talent for Spanish and French in high school, so when he flunked English courses he switched to Spanish and when he flunked the advanced grammar courses in that language he switched to French, which Allan also failed to comprehend on a complex level. Perhaps if Dave made himself think of something else, Allan would go away, so he looked around the room again, this time his eyes catching a light bulb in its ceramic base dangling from wire to the ceiling.
“This place is a mess,” Dave said muttering.
He tried to get me to clean it up, the old devil.
“Mother must be spinning in her grave,” Dave said, shaking his head, still hoping Allan would leave.
He killed her, you know. Sex, sex, sex, all the time sex.
Wake up dad, Dave told himself, wake up dad, and Allan will evaporate. He touched his father’s shoulder and leaned over to whisper, “Dad?”

Jonathan and Mina in Romantic Transylvania Chapter 2

The double doors flung open, and out walked Jonathan Harker, a young handsome blond-haired man with his shirt unbuttoned to his navel and wearing no trousers. Three sets of female hands, all wearing matching blackish-purple fingernail polish, reaching around his body and digging in tightly.
“Yesssss?” Jonathan hissed.
Mina glanced about the room as though looking for something. “My, my. Steam’s escaping from your pipes, count.”
“Castle Dracula has no pipes,” he informed her.
“I’m afraid that hissing sound is coming from Mr. Harker, Miss Mina,” Van Helsing added.
Jonathan slinked over to Mina. The three beautiful vampire wives, all dressed in revealing shrouds, followed closely trying to keep their hands on his body.
“How about a kisssss, Meeeeena?” he whispered in her ear, which he promptly began to lick.
Mina took a quick step back, wiping the saliva dripping from her lobe. “I can’t quite put my finger on it, Jonathan, but you’ve changed.”
Her fiancé threw back his head and laughed maniacally. Each wife took turns circling him, her tongue flicking out in an attempt to taste him like a melting ice cream cone. The first, Salacia, moved about with the confidence of being acknowledged as leader of the pack. Her long black hair floated in the night air as though it didn’t care.
“I don’t know what gave you that idea,” Salacia said to Mina with a sneer.
The second wife, Susie Belle, had flaming red hair and lips to match. Upon closer inspection, one could notice she also had red panties, although the grayness of her shroud toned down the color a bit.
“If he’s changed,” Susie spoke in a surprisingly thick Southern accent, “it’s a change for the better.”
The third wife, Claustrophobia, had dishwater blonde hair, and her shroud closed tightly around her neck in frilly ruffles, not uncommon at that time for coffin couture.
“Yessss, we love Jonny just the way he issss.” Her delivery left room to doubt how sincere she was in her debauchery.
Mina squinted to take a better look at Jonathan’s exposed neck which was marked by two distinct, slightly swollen pin pricks in blood red.
“Count Dracula, do you have a problem with mosquitoes in the castle?” she asked.
He shook his head. “This word mosquito, I—“
Van Helsing stood abruptly and charged toward Jonathan. “What do you mean, Miss Mina?”
“I noticed Jonathan has a rather nasty bite on his neck. It it’s a mosquito, it’s of a humongous size.”
“Out of my way, bimbos!” The professor elbowed the wives with such intensity that Salacia fell down.
Mina instinctually rushed to help Salacia to her feet. “Dr. Van Helsing!” she said indignantly. “What an ungracious thing to say! Here, my dear, let me help you up.”
“I’ll see you burn in hell first!” Salacia jeered at Mina and stood quickly on her own accord.
“She’s always had a way with words,” Dracula observed with a chuckle.
Claustrophobia, the one with the shroud color up to her chin, hesitantly stepped forward and spoke in a German accent, “But Salacia shouldn’t be discourteous either. These people are our guests and appear to be nice.” She began to blush, even though vampires tend not to be able to blush because they are, in fact, dead. “Especially the older gentleman with the beard—“
“Claustrophobia!” Salacia snapped. “Shut up and go back to feeling up Jonny!”
“Yes, Salacia,” she whispered, her eyes dutifully turned down to the floor and her hands rubbing Jonathan’s abdomen.
“Don’t you dare interfere with us again, girl,” Salacia warned Mina. She pouted. “I’m not in the mood for fun and games anymore. Come on, girls.” She headed for the game room. Claustrophobia and Susie Belle fell in line behind her.
After they slammed the double doors behind them, Mina’s mouth went agape. “I think I will have a glass of wine. Don’t bother, Count Dracula. I’ll fix it myself.”
A predatory glint entered the vampire’s eyes, and he followed her to the cabinet. “No, Miss Mina, allow me.”
Van Helsing returned his attention to Jonathan, who at this moment was enthralled with the sensation of breathing in and out. However, when the professor pulled back the collar of his loosened shirt, Jonathan pulled away like a wounded animal.
“Keep your filthy hands off me, Van Helssssing!”
“Come, come, Mr. Harker,” the professor spoke in soothing tones. “There is no reason for such unbecoming behavior.”
Jonathan nipped at him and hissed.
“There go the pipes again,” Mina observed while sipping her wine.”
“I told you,” Dracula reminded her, “Castle Dracula has no pipes.”
“Oh yes. Then it must be Jonathan.” She handed the glass to her host. “Thanks so much.” She joined her friends. “Jonathan, dearest, you must see your dentist when we return home. That whistling sound between your teeth makes you sound like a serpent.”
Van Helsing nodded. “An astute observation, Miss Mina.”
“Thank you, doctor.” She smiled at him. “What observation was that?”
“That Mr. Harker here is behaving like a serpent.”
Jonathan slinked past the old man to take his fiancée seductively into his arms. “It’ssss been ssso long ssssince I held you, Meeena. I long for the touch of your body.”
The professor grabbed Jonathan by the mouth, tugging it away so Mina could see the bite marks on Jonathan’s neck, his veins bulging and throbbing. “Tell Miss Mina how you received that bite, Mr. Harker.”
Of course, Jonathan could not reply because Van Helsing’s fingers were stuck in his mouth. He slurred something which was totally unintelligible.
“Don’t mumble!” the German ordered. “Tell Miss Mina those marks are no mosquito bite!”
“Dr. Van Helsing, I believe Jonathan is mumbling because your fingers are in his mouth,” Mina tactfully explained.
“Oh.” He pulled his hand away and wiped the excess saliva on his pants leg. “Now tell her about your bite.”
“I’ll tell you nothing, you worm!”
Mina laughed lightly. “Jonathan, you goose! Dr. Van Helsing isn’t from Worms. He’s from Berlin.”
“Dresden,” he corrected. “But that’s neither here nor there.”
“If it isn’t here or there, then where is it?” Mina was irreparably confused.
Dracula stepped forward to intercede. “What the doctor means, Miss Seward, is that it isn’t important. And I agree. This entire conversation is not important.”
Van Helsing pointed dramatically at the count. “You stay out of this!”
“You must excuse Dr. Van Helsing,” Mina explained. “The long trip has made him irritable.”
“I am irritable,” the professor replied in a huff, “when I see a fine young man like Mr. Harker faced with almost certain death!”

Davy Crockett’s Butterfly Chapter Five

Davy could not endure Jesse Cheek any longer. For sure, he was a good man—he paid four dollars for the trip from Morristown—but his weary eyes penetrated Davy’s soul. When Cheek asked if Davy wanted to wait around Front Royal for a few weeks and then accompany him on the trip back to Tennessee he flashed a broad smile and said yes. He did not mean it. That night Davy pretended to sleep under the wagon while Cheek slumbered above him. He slipped away, taking the trail south. Davy walked until he could not hold his eyes open any longer. He settled under a large spruce tree, listened to cricket song and worried about what to do next. Confusion numbed his brain. The heavy scent of evergreen was everywhere. All he knew for sure as deep sleep overcame him was that he was on the move.
Morning light came through spruce bough and awakened Davy who sat up rubbing his eyes and realized how hungry he was. In a while he heard clomping cattle hooves and gentle lowing. Speeding his step Davy soon saw a small group of cows ambling along and a man riding the horse pulled a small wagon. Davy trotted up beside the man, a short, stocky fellow maybe in his early twenties.
“Hello, sir,” Davy said with a big smile.
“Howdy.”
“Fine mornin’, ain’t it?”
“Yup.”
“That calf there is wanderin’.”
“Oh?”
Davy ran over to slap the calf on the rump, causing it to lope back to its mother. “I know all about herdin’.”
“You don’t say.”
“Ma and pa need the money,” he said with purpose, hanging his head. “Times are tough, sir, and I git hired out all the time.”
“I ain’t got no money to hire nobody.”
“Oh, I’m on my way home. I don’t want to git stuck on another drive right now.”
“That’s good.”
“Where you goin’?”
“Abingdon.”
“That’s the way I’m headed. Morristown.” Davy walked a while without talking. “I hope ma is all right. She was coughin’ real bad when I left.” Nothing more was said for the next few miles. When a cow strayed, Davy prodded it back in line. His stomach growled. “I guess you ate before you broke camp this mornin’.”
“Yup.”
“That’s good.” Another mile in silence went by as Davy continued to show his skills in moving cattle with efficiency down a trail Struggling not to sigh out loud, he was about to give up and move on down the road by himself.
“Johnnycake’s in the back of the wagon. Go git it.”
The next days passed with few words, many miles and plain, sturdy food. They continued through the Shenandoah Valley. Soon Davy realized the man stayed on his horse all the time while he had to walk to herd the cattle. As he looked at it, he was doing all the work. This fellow, this man with a paunch and a smug look on his round face, just sat there the entire time and didn’t do a thing to keep the calves in line. A feeling in his gut told Davy this was not fair.
“These rocks git mighty hard on the feet.”
His companion did not answer but kept his eyes on the path ahead.
“I reckon your backside must be gittin’ mighty sore from all that ridin’.” Silence met Davy’s observations. He decided he was not going to abide this. At the next river crossing, the Rappahannock, they passed another wagon going north. Davy right away liked the appearance of the man. He was older than his current companion, and he walked beside his team of oxen, flicking their hindquarters with a leather whip. A black trimmed beard covered his pale face, and small lines surrounded his light gray eyes.
“Good day to you, gentlemen,” the man called out.
“Hello, sir,” Davy replied with a ready grin.
“God bless,” he said nodding with a smile.
The man on the horse ignored the greetings. Davy glanced at him and then back at the man with the black beard.
“Don’t pay him no mind, sir. He’s a good man, but don’t talk much.”
“God gives us voices to keep our fellow men company,” he said as he passed the wagon and cattle.
Davy’s head whipped back and forth a few times, and then he turned on his heal, splashing across the river to the wagon rolling north. “Hello, sir. You need some help?”

***

David walked into the Gibson County Chancery court with Abner at his side. In front of him were two sets of unfriendly faces—the Patton relatives contesting the will of patriarch Robert Patton and his own family, Elizabeth and their three children. The court clerk John Wesley Crockett, his eldest son from his first marriage, strode into the room. David thought his son looked none too pleased with the proceedings. John Wesley was not a large man, but like his father had a demeanor that demanded attention.
Unlike almost forty years earlier, David could not switch midstream to run away from unpleasant companions. He had to stay and listen to all they had to say.
In eighteen thirty-one David and Elizabeth traveled to visit her father Robert Patton in Buncombe County, North Carolina, west of the Blue Ridge Mountains. Robert Patton was nearly ninety years old and growing week in body and mind. The Pattons were good people. They donated land for the first Presbyterian Church in the county. Soft of voice and kind of eye, the old man had a special place in David’s heart. He was not a drunk and did not beat his children, So David did not mind when Elizabeth wanted to bring him back to their home in West Tennessee.
“We object to this will,” William Edmondson said, “because it was obviously a connivance of David Crockett and his wife Elizabeth to keep Robert Patton drunk while living in their home the last year of his life and making him write a will favoring them.”
Edmondson was the brother of the man who questioned David’s motives at the Democratic Party meeting. If William Edmondson had not been married to his wife’s sister, David would have beaten the tar out of him.
“That’s a lie!” William Patton yelled from the corner.
David liked his nephew. It was a shame the boy’s father recently died of the pox. A fine young man like that should not have to grow up without a father, he thought.
“They took good care of grandpa, which was more than you did!” William continued.
“Your father would take a switch to you for talkin’ to us like that!” Edmondson retorted.
“My pa’s dead,” William said in a bad temper. “Leave him out of this. Besides, I can’t git my inheritance from grandpa while you’re stirrin’ up all this fuss.”
“William Patton makes a valid point,” John Wesley said. “What evidence do you have to establish your claim that the original will had been changed after Mr. Patton moved to West Tennessee?”
He sure talked good, David thought about his son. John Wesley got his gift of gab from him. John Wesley married well. His wife’s father was a judge in Memphis and taught him to be a lawyer.
“I’m not sayin’ my wife’s sister did anythin’ wrong,” Edmondson replied, looking down. “She’s a good, carin’ woman who deserves better that she’s got in life.”
That was a slap in the face, David decided. He had always done right by his wife and his children, at least he thought he had done the best he could. Whether they thought so, well, that was another matter. He looked across the room at Elizabeth and his three children, Robert, Sissy and Matilda. David stared into her eyes to figure out what she was thinking or how she felt. Elizabeth was mighty good at keeping her feelings to herself. When he built his cabin at the Rutherford Fork of the Obion River in Weakley County she chose to take her children to be near her family in Gibson County, the same family who was now contesting the will. He never understood why she did not move with him and he did not have the courage to ask.
A chair scraped the floor, bringing David’s thoughts back to the court proceeding. He saw Hance McWhorter lift his massive body and lean forward.
“My wife’s father only left us ten dollars,” he said in a raspy voice. “And the Edmondsons only got ten dollars.”
“Didn’t you borrow three thousand dollars a few years ago from the old man?” Abner asked. “And you didn’t pay it back?”
“Well, we needed the money.” Edmondson looked down and shuffled his feet. “And, durn it, Sarah deserved it.”
“Of course, she did,” Abner said, nodding in agreement. He then turned to McWhorter. “And you, Hance, did you and Ann git an extra three hundred acres back when Robert Patton divided up some land between the children?”
“That was a court mistake,” McWhorter said in a huff. “I don’t see why we should git hurt ‘cause the court made a mistake.” He sniffed. “Besides, Ann deserves her share jest like the rest of ‘em.”
“Jest like Elizabeth and Margaret deserve it, too. And their brother George.”
“By the way,” John Wesley interjected, “where is George Patton?”
“He’s in North Carolina,” McWhorter answered with a rasp.
“Does he object to the will?” John Wesley asked.
“We don’t know,” Edmonson said. “He ain’t got back to us yet.”
“I wouldn’t think he would,” Abner said with a smile. “He got an equal portion to the Burgins and the Crocketts.”
“Is that so?” John Wesley looked at Edmondson.
“I reckon,” he replied.
“Well, the court is not going to make another mistake.” John Wesley leaned back in his chair. “I’m not making any decision until I hear from George Patton.”
“But he ain’t here,”Edmondson said in protest.
“How are we supposed to git ‘im here?” McWhorter asked.
“That’s your problem.” John Wesley rapped his gavel and stood. “I am done.” He looked at his father and gave him a diffident nod and walked out.
The Edmondsons and McWhorters grumbled among themselves as they left the room. David shook hands with William.
“Thanks for standin’ up for us, William.”
“Aw, that’s the least I could do,” he replied with a shy smile.
“And you done won the day, Abner,” David said and slapped him on the back.
After Abner and his wife Margaret and William left, decided he needed to walk across the room to his family, but he found his legs unwilling to move. Then he realized the decision was longer his to make, because they were coming toward him. Following the habits developed when he was a boy in Morristown, he had an intense desire to run away.

***

Dave took the California Street exit off Interstate 35 and drove into Gainesville. At the first traffic light, he looked over at an old, run-down ice cream shop. When he was eighteen Dave brought Allan home from the Wichita Falls state mental hospital after the first of many commitments. Dave remembered how he bravely thought his brother was better. Perhaps Allan would be able to hold a job. Maybe life would work out for him, maybe. Allan told him to stop at the ice cream shop. Air went out of Dave’s lungs when Allan ordered two double scoop cones and started licking them both at the same time.
“I’ve got to put some weight on. They don’t feed you anything at the mental hospital.”
Dave remembered a group of guys from his high school that sat in the corner and sniggered and pointed at Allan. Maybe Allan would never be any better, he admitted to himself. He ushered his brother out of the shop as quickly as possible and opened the car door for him.
“Daddy isn’t home yet, is he?”
“No.”
“I dread—oh, he’s such a sweet old man. At least Vince isn’t here.” Ice cream dripped down on his hands, and Allan hungrily licked it up. “Always thought he was so tough. Big tough Vince had to join the Marines. I hope the Viet Cong kills him.”
Dave shook his head to forget that day as the light turned green and he continued down California Street toward downtown. As he passed the courthouse he glanced down a side street at the county jail.
“Vince,” he mumbled, thinking of another day. It was two years after bringing Allan home from the mental hospital. He had to drive Vince home from jail. Dave was finishing two years at the junior college and saving his money to go to East Texas State University. Vince called him and told him to go to the bank, withdraw five hundred dollars and bring it to the jail. He waited in the lobby for his brother to come through a large thick door accompanied by a deputy.
“Did you bring the money?”
“Yeah.” Dave felt the same embarrassment as he had at the ice cream shop, although this time no one was in the room sniggering.
“Okay. Give it to the cashier, and let’s get out of here.”
This was not the first time Vince had been in jail for drunk driving, but this was the first time Vince had called him instead of their father to bail him out.
“Are you sure dad will give me the money?” Dave asked, stammering. “I mean, five hundred dollars is a lot of money.”
“Just give the cashier the damn money and let’s get the hell out of here.”
After his day in court, Vince came home with a big grin on his face.
“”I talked the judge into reducing the fine from the five hundred dollar bail to three hundred and fifty because it had come from my brother who needed it for college.” Vince handed over one hundred. “I kept fifty for doing you such a good favor.”
Not out of jail a week and Vince was drunk again. Part of the fifty went, to buy beer. Dave never held any illusions about Vince. He knew he was a drunk and would always be a drunk.
Finally he pulled into the driveway of his father’s house with dark brown siding and white roof shingles. The bushes were overgrown and the overall look of the house was shabby. With a heavy sigh, he got out of his car and pulled out his suitcase.
“Puppy Crockett? Is that you?” an old woman called out.
Dave walked a few steps toward the neighbor’s white clapboard house where a fat gray-haired woman leaned forward in a rocking chair on her front porch.
“Yes, Mrs. Burch, how are you?”
“Moving back home?”
“No, Mrs. Burch, I’m in for the funeral.”
“I heard about it on the radio. I didn’t even know they’d let him out of the mental hospital that last time.”
“I didn’t either.”
“The last time I saw him he looked awful. Half of his teeth rotted out. And his hair had turned white.”
“I hadn’t seen him the last few years.”
“You look good, Puppy.”
“Oh.” Dave smiled. “I try to take care of myself.”
“Well, it was nice talking to you, Puppy.” She leaned back in her chair and began rocking.
Dave took his bad and walked across the lawn of uncut weeds to the porch. Stepping with care around a rotted plank, he reached the open front door and heard a baseball game blasting from the television. Suddenly a primeval urge wrenched his gut, an old feeling, even older than his own life, to run away.

Sins of the Family Chapter Five

“President Jimmy Carter is back in Washington after a tour of South Korea,” Bob read to himself from the teletype. “Hope it was a good trip,” he muttered to himself. “He needs all the help he can get at the polls.”
Bob glanced from the Associated Press machine when he heard his telephone ring desk. Rushing back to his desk he picked it up the receiver and smiled when he heard Jill’s voice.
“Hi, I was hoping you’d call.”
“Oh, Bob. It’s terrible. Dad just called.” She sounded as though she were about to cry.
“What happened?” He furrowed his brow.
“Grandpa’s in trouble.”
“What?”
“The immigration service. They say he was a Nazi. They want to deport him.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll meet with you and your parents tonight. I know someone who can help.”
“Grandma’s practically hysterical.”
“How about your mom?”
“She’s holding up.” Jill paused. “No drinking yet.”
“That’s good. How are you?”
“Stunned more than anything else,” she said, “except—all my life I’ve had this strange feeling as though my folks were waiting for the other shoe to drop.”
“And this is the shoe.”
“Right.”
That evening Bob picked up Jill at her apartment to go to her parents’ home in a rich suburb of Knoxville. Her father Ed answered the door and led them into his living room filled with dark woods and leather furniture. He was tall and handsome with no gray in his full head of blond hair.
“Is mom still okay?” Jill said in subdued tones.
“Of course.” Her father smiled. “Why shouldn’t she?”
After they sat, Ed cleared his throat and began to explain the situation.
“Seems this woman from dad’s hometown filed this complaint. She’s been looking for him since the end of World War II. Hired an investigator to go from country to country. ”
Jill’s mother Carol entered from the kitchen with a tray of coffee cups.
“I thought we’d need plenty of caffeine to figure this one out.” She was an elegant, tall woman with beautiful dark brown hair, thick and curly. She leaned over to kiss Jill on the forehead. “Hi, honey.” She touched her cheek to Bob’s. “Thanks for helping, Bob.”
He glanced at Jill, who was sighing in relief. He had not detected any alcohol on her breath and, apparently, neither had Jill, though Carol’s obsession with coffee made Bob think she was in need of something strong to control her nerves.
“You’d think after all these years in the car business I’d know a good lawyer, but I don’t.”
“That’s because an honest man doesn’t need a lawyer,” Carol said as she set down the tray and sat close to her husband on the sofa.
“I met this lawyer last year when I was covering a murder trial,” Bob said. “Jeff Holt. I got to know him very well. He said he liked the way I reported the facts on his client.”
“Isn’t he the one who tries to prove the victim deserved to die?” Jill frowned.
“He’s very persuasive,” Bob replied.
“He sounds like someone you get when you’re guilty.” She shook her head.
“That’s just it, Jill.” Her father put his hand on Carol’s arm. “Your grandfather was a member of the Nazi party. And I think he was an officer in the Gestapo.”
“How do you know?” Jill’s eyes widened with surprise.
“He doesn’t know,” her mother said, picking up her coffee.
“Okay, I don’t know for sure.” Glancing away, Ed ducked his head. “But it’s the only thing that makes sense. It explains so much about why we came to this country and why mom and dad are the way they are.”
“What things?” Bob said, his journalistic instincts beginning to take over.
“My earliest memories were of growing up in Bavaria and then, when I was about twelve, moving a lot, first to Switzerland, then England and finally here. Life settled down, and I enjoyed working in mom and dad’s shop.” He smiled. “It was fun. I still carve for a hobby. It’s relaxing.”
“You used to love the wooden toys your father made for Christmas,” Carol said.
“But school was different.” Ed sighed.
“These mountain children clearly let him know what being blond, blue-eyed and speaking with a German accent meant in the late forties in the United States of America, the winner of the war,” Carol said in a somber tone. “It meant bloody noses and shame.”
“Well, you know how kids can be.” He waved his hand to dismiss the memory.
“Children can be cruel,” Bob said.
“People are cruel,” Carol corrected him with a hint of sadness. “Children are more obvious, that’s all.”
“When I was fifteen or so I discovered libraries,” he continued. “Libraries are wonderful places. They tell you people and places that your parents don’t want to talk about.”
“Even now he reads more than I do.” Carol took a long sip of coffee.
“Mom thought it was great I was interested in books. She wouldn’t have been so overjoyed if she’d known what I was looking for.” Ed stood and walked over to his fireplace and fingered the carving on the mantle.
“He did that too,” Carol said.
“I combined what mom told me about their past with what I read.”
“Greta’s version of the family history,” his wife interjected, “was that Heinrich was a policeman in Bavaria during World War II and that Heinrich’s father was mayor of Oberbach.”
“One of the books said all the mayors were appointed by the Nazi party.” Ed turned to look at the others. “That led me to believe grandpa was a Nazi too. Being a second son, dad didn’t get any part of his family farm so he had to become a woodcutter.”
“Heinrich carved the most beautiful pieces I’ve ever seen,” Carol said. “Before his stroke, his shop was filled with customers.”
“Cutting trees can’t be that profitable so the logical thing would be to align yourself with the people who could get you money.”
“It’s not much different today, is it?” Bob said, trying to sympathize.
“I figured out he was a Gestapo agent became mom said dad was a policeman in Munich who came back to Oberbach frequently on business. A cop on the beat wouldn’t leave town unless he had authority, and being a Gestapo agent would give him that authority. When I first put all the pieces together, I was sick to my stomach. I mean, I really hated my father.” Ed went back to the sofa and sat by Jill. “And I was ashamed. The kids from school knew we were from Germany, but they never really knew for sure about the other stuff. I did, and I hated it.”
“Oh, Dad.” Jill leaned over and hugged her father.
“You get over things like that.” Ed smiled. “Once kids start growing up, get into high school, they don’t care about things like that. I was on the football team, and that’s all the kids cared about then.” He looked at Carol and smiled. “When you have someone love you like Carol, you think better of yourself.” He reached over and squeezed her hand. “And I started looking at dad differently too.”
Carol took her hand away to steady her cup as she drank the coffee.
“I mean,” he continued, “I figure now he did what he did to get ahead. And, good grief, that’s what we all do, isn’t it?”
“Sure,” Bob replied in a weak voice, putting his hands together in front of his mouth.
“Well, maybe not,” he said. Tears began to fill his eyes, and Carol put her arms around him. “I knew this was going to happen some day.”
“Don’t worry, dear,” Carol said, consoling him. “I’m sure this lawyer Bob mentioned will help.”
“We’ve got to leave,” Jill said as she stood and pulled Bob up by his shoulder.
“I’m sorry.” Ed looked up at them, wiping the tears from his eyes. “I never wanted to break down like this in front of you.”
“Dad, I understand.” She went to her father, hugged him and kissed him on the cheek. “You don’t have to apologize.”
“It’s the way he was raised,” Carol said, rubbing Ed’s back. “Men were taught never to show any emotion.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever loved you more or been more proud of you than right now.” Jill kissed him on the cheek and smiled.
“Thanks.” Ed returned her smile, putting his big golden-tanned hand to her face.
“Don’t worry, Mr. Smith,” Bob said. “I’ll talk to Jeff Holt tomorrow.”
“Jill,” Carol said, “I want you to know something.”
They turned to her. Bob noticed how she clutched her hands and how her fingernails were bitten into the quick.
“I know sometimes it seems I don’t get along with your grandparents,” she said slowly and then paused. “Not seems. I really don’t get along with them.”
“Mom, you don’t have to tell me this, not right now. I understand.”
“Do you understand?” Carol looked deep into Jill’s eyes. “I hope you do.” She glanced down. “If it were just them, I’d be glad to see them shipped off and never have to put up with them again. But your father loves his parents.” Her eyes narrowed in an attempt to compose herself. “As he should. Everyone should love their parents the way he loves them.”
“And you love him all the more for it.” Jill touched her mother’s hands.
“I love your father so much that I’ll do anything to make him happy, even ensure that the two people who make my life miserable stay in this country forever.”
“And that’s why I love you so much,” Jill said, kissing her mother.
The next day later Bob and Jill met with Jeff Holt, a bear of a man with a distinct mountain twang to his deep voice. They sat on the edge of their chairs in his office explaining the deportation case.
“My father is Ed Smith, the car dealer,” Jill said. “He’s agreed to pay all legal expenses.”
“Is that Big Ed, East Tennessee Chevrolet sales leader?”
She smiled and nodded.
“Then let’s get cracking,” Jeff said, grinning with confidence.
That night Bob and Jill took Jeff to the Schmidts’ home, and Ed and Carol greeted them at the door.
“So you’re Big Ed, the Chevy king?” Jeff pumped Ed’s hand.
After introductions, Ed called his mother from the shop.
“Did you have a chance to talk to your parents?” Bob asked him as they waited for Greta to appear. “They do understand Jeff’s on their side, don’t they?”
“I tried my best.” He shook her head.
“Ah, my Edward,” Greta said with her best mother’s pride as she entered the living room. She stopped short. “Oh, Carol.” She glanced at Ed. “You didn’t tell me she was coming too.”
“I thought you knew Carol always goes everywhere with me, Mom.” Ed tried to direct Greta to Jeff. “I want to introduce…”
Greta pulled away and went to Carol, her hand extended and her face covered with a false grin.
“Carol. It’s a surprise to see you. It’s been such a long time.”
“I wanted to show my support at this time of family crisis.”
“Family crisis? What family crisis? This is no crisis. It is just another of life’s little problems. You always worry too much about things. But, then, your people always fret too…”
Ed grabbed his mother by the shoulders and turned her to Jeff.
“Mom, I want you to meet Jeff Holt, the lawyer who’s going to help us with our little problem.”
“My,” Greta said, surveying Jeff’s mass, “aren’t you a healthy man.”
“Thank you kindly, ma’am. It’s mighty kind of you to notice.”
“And where do your people come from?”
“My folks have lived in the hollers of these old mountains so long they forgot where the boat came from.”
“Mom, go get dad,” Ed said, again trying to draw his mother away.
After she left the room, Ed look to Jeff and shook his head.
“I have to apologize for mom.”
“No need. I can deal with all types of folks slicker than a greased pig.”
Greta and Heinrich entered, and he headed for his favorite easy chair.
“What is this?” Heinrich said as he settled into his chair. “A party?”
“Remember, Dad.” Ed went to him and leaned over. “I told you I was bringing over a lawyer to help us with this immigration business.”
“Oh, that’s right. I forgot.”
“Jeff Holt, Mr. Schmidt.” He stepped forward and extended his hand. “A pleasure to meet you.”
“You eat too much, young man.” Heinrich ignored the gesture.
“You sure got that right, Mr. Schmidt.” Jeff smiled as he dropped his hand without ceremony. “Now if you don’t mind we’ll get settled down here and get to business so we can leave you alone as fast as we can.”
“You talk funny, too.” Heinrich had a clever little smile on his lips and a suspicious glint in his eyes.
“Nothing gets passed you, does it, Mr. Schmidt?” Jeff laughed as he sat on the sofa. “I’d pay a fancy professor to make me talk better, but I can’t afford it.”
“Jeff is a good man, Dad.” Ed sat next to Jeff and put his hand on his shoulder. “I trust him.”
“Okay, down to business.” Jeff looked Heinrich straight in the eye. “It seems this woman Eva Moeller says you were a Gestapo agent in charge of bringing the woodcutters guild in line with the Nazi party.”
“I knew Eva Moeller.” Greta leaned in between Heinrich and Jeff. “She was such a vain woman, thought she was so beautiful. Always bragging about her husband, Hans. She thought he was so handsome.”
“Mrs. Moeller says you killed her husband.” Jeff stared at Heinrich, the hillbilly act fading away. Now he had become the professional courtroom attorney and showed he would not abide with further evasion.
“These Southerners, I can’t understand how they talk.” Heinrich looked away with a smile.
“I remember when Hans Moeller died,” Greta interjected, her eyes frantic. “He was a big beer drinker, yes, he was, and he went out late one night and fell down a hillside and knocked himself out and bears, they came up and clawed him to death. They couldn’t recognize him at all.”
Joan appeared in the door to the shop.
“Mrs. Schmidt, someone was asking about–”
“Don’t you know to knock?” Greta turned to storm toward the salesclerk whose eyes widened in fear.
“I’ve never knocked before when I came to ask a question.”
“That’s a lie. I’d never allow someone into my private quarters without knocking. You know that.”
“I’m sorry. It’s just that–”
“You better not be spying on me. I don’t like people spying on me.”
“Mom, Joan just has a question about business.” Ed intervened, putting his arms around his mother and smiled at the clerk. “What is it?”
“Someone asked about the large gnome carving in the corner.”
“The price tag is on it,” Greta said, her chin sticking out.
“But they’re offering a lower price.”
“We don’t bargain. That is the price.” Greta turned away.
“Thanks for checking with us on it, though, Joan.” Ed smiled again.
“Thank you, Mr. Smith,” she said and retreated to the store.
“Mr. Schmidt,” Jeff resumed, “do you remember Hans Moeller?”
“These Southerners, they need to learn to speak English good,” Heinrich said in his thick German accent.
“I remember Hans Moeller,” Greta said, her brow knitted as she searched for words. “He was a braggart. He wore the bird feathers, yes he did, and he gave them to Eva and she wore them too, yes she did.”
“Bird feathers?” Jeff looked at Ed and frowned.
“Killing birds on game preserves of rich, absentee landowners was considered quite a bravado thing to do,” Ed explained. “And to wear bird feathers in your hat showed you weren’t afraid of rich people, so to speak.”
“Yes, I wore the bird feathers.” Heinrich nodded.
“No, Heinrich,” Greta corrected him her voice rising. “You didn’t wear the bird feathers. That was bad. That was breaking the law. You didn’t break the law. Hans, he was bad, he broke the law.”
“Mrs. Schmidt, I’m not saying your husband is a bad man,” Jeff said choosing his words with care. “I’m on your side. I believe your husband is a good man.”
“No.” Greta shook her head, her eyes brimmed with tears. “My world, it’s changing too fast.”
“Mrs. Schmidt?” Bob put his hands on Greta’s shoulders and could feel her trembling. “Everything is going to be fine. Don’t worry.” Glancing at Jill, he continued, “I think Jill’s becoming too nervous about all this. Why don’t we take her into the kitchen, and you can slice a piece of that strudel you made. I can smell it all the way in here.”
“Yes, Grandma,” Jill said, taking Greta by the arm. “And a cup of coffee too.”
“I can make coffee,” Carol offered, her voice dropping in volume.
“No.” Greta shook her head with vigor. “I make special coffee. You don’t know anything about it.”
“Very well.” Carol’s eyes hardened. She glanced at Ed. “I think I’ll wait in the car.”
As Carol left, Greta looked around in amazement.
“What did I say? All I said was I had special coffee I wanted to fix for her and she runs out of the house. The least little thing sets her off. She’s so sensitive, just like all her people–”
“Grandma,” Jill interrupted. “I’d feel a lot better with a cup of your special coffee.”
“Well, if you think you need it.” Greta returned her attention to Jill, smiled and patted her hand. “There’s no need to be nervous,” Greta said, hugging Jill around the shoulders. “This nice young man here will take care of your grandfather. See? There’s nothing to be nervous about.”
Greta padded out with Jill on her arm. Jeff watched them and smiled.
“Yes, Mrs. Schmidt, we’re going to prove to the whole world your husband didn’t do any of those terrible things Mrs. Moeller claims. We will prove your husband is a good man.”
“You’re going to prove I’m a good man?” Heinrich looked at him with a mischievous smile.
“Yes, but we’re going to need help.” Jeff pulled out a pad and pen from his pocket. “The other side will have their witnesses, and we will need our witnesses.”
“Everyone from Oberbach back then is dead.”
“Surely not everyone,” Jeff said.
“How about Uncle Rudolf?” Ed asked. “And mom’s sister Helga and her husband.”
“It takes money to bring people to America.” Heinrich shook his head.
“I have money.” Ed put his hand on his father’s shoulder. “I owe it to you to do all I can.”
“If you wish.” Heinrich shrugged and assessed Jeff with a smirk. “Yes, young man, you’d be much stronger if you lost weight, worked hard with your muscles.”

Booth’s Revenge Chapter Eleven

The conductor nudged Ward Lamon who slumped deeper into his train car bench. “Washington City, sir. This is your stop.”
Lamon jumped and looked up, his eyes and mind in a blur. “What? Oh. Yes. Thank you.”
His memories of the last twenty-four hours were vague. The man and woman who had been living in the Executive Mansion admitted to him they were imposters, but they would not say anything beyond that. The man lied to him and said Lincoln was being held at Fort McHenry in Baltimore. Lamon thought he lied so the woman could be transported away from Washington. But the woman refused to go, in a fit of loyalty to Tad Lincoln.
Then late last night—or was it early this morning—Lamon heard the news the President was dead. Was it the real President who was assassinated or was it the imposter? Where were the Lincolns while the imposters were in the White House? Where were the Lincolns now? Why was he misdirected to Baltimore? It was all so confusing.
A dull headache kept him from thinking clearly. He had seen too much, heard too much, drunk too much.
From the train station, Lamon hailed a carriage to his hotel. Crowds filled the streets, milling about seemingly without purpose. He watched men hang black bunting from windows and doorways. No one spoke. Only the rolling wheels crunching on cobblestones and the occasional neighing of horses broke the silence. Lamon’s intention was to wash up, change clothes and go immediately to the Executive Mansion; instead, once he was inside his room, Lamon collapsed on the bed. When he awoke, he looked at his pocket watch. It was 3:00 in the afternoon.
By the time he reached the Executive Mansion and walked up the steps, Lamon’s mind cleared. He knew the questions to ask, but he did not know who to ask them of.. Thomas Pendel met him at the door.
“It’s so good to see you, sir.” Pendel shook his hand. “Mrs. Lincoln needs you.”
“So it’s true, Thomas? The President is dead? The real President is dead?”
Pendel hesitated. “I don’t know what you mean, Mr. Lamon. There is only one Mr. Lincoln.” He began walking up the stairs.
“Are you telling me you didn’t realize the man and woman in the White House for the past two and a half years were imposters?” Lamon stepped quickly to catch up with Pendel.
“Mrs. Lincoln is in her parlor.” On the second floor he turned down the hall toward the Lincolns’ private rooms. “She’s inconsolable.”
Lamon grabbed Pendel by his elbow. “Are you that frightened?”
“I am an old man, sir.” He firmly removed Lamon’s hand. “I fear very little. But I know, above all else, a man cannot rage against a storm.” Pendel opened a door. “Mrs. Lincoln, Mr. Lamon is here to see you.”
She rushed toward him and took Lamon by the hand to lead him to the settee as Pendel stepped back and closed the door. She sat and patted the cushion next to her. Lamon observed her moist cheeks loose hairs around her face.
“Please have a seat, Mr. Lamon. I know you must be as devastated as I am. I will never forget the nights you slept outside Mr. Lincoln’s bedroom door.” She leaned into him to whisper, “It was that devil Stanton, you know.”
“Yes, I do know. I believe you.”
“Thank, God, someone believes me.” Her hands went to her face. “Mr. Johnson was here this morning.” She shook her head. “I told him we were held in the basement all that time. He doesn’t believe me. I can tell.” Mrs. Lincoln looked him straight in the eyes. “I was beginning to doubt my own sanity.”
“Do you know when the imposters left?”
“Sometime last night, probably after we went to the theater.”
“I blame myself, Mrs. Lincoln,” Lamon blurted. “The imposter told me the President was being held at Fort McHenry. I left immediately for Baltimore. I felt so foolish when I realized he wasn’t there.”
She leaned back and looked at him as though she were seeing him for the first time and did not like what she saw.
“That’s right. You weren’t here. Why weren’t you here?”
“Mr. Stanton said you and the President were being held in a safe place because of assassination threats. He said it was for your own good.”
“And you believed that devil? I thought you would know better than that.”
“I should have.”
“You should have torn the White House down stone by stone until you found us.”
“But I didn’t know for sure you were even still in the mansion.” Lamon was at a loss for words. He could not believe she doubted him. “I was told you were in Baltimore!” he interjected, defending his inexplicable absence to the grieving widow.
“Are you are in league with that devil at this very moment? Did he send you here to spy on me?”
Lamon paused to consider her face. Mrs. Lincoln’s full cheeks flushed and her little mouth alternately pinched shut and blew out heated breath. She glared at him and then looked around the room, as though searching for another person lurking in the shadows. Her hands shook and her feet shuffled. She was insane, he decided. She knew the truth, and it had driven her insane. Lamon stood and bowed.
“I apologize for my shortcomings, Mrs. Lincoln,” he mumbled and turned toward the door.
“How dare you think you could fool me? I am not a fool! You go tell that devil I am not a fool!”
What was Lamon to do? The one person who could substantiate his suspicions was stark raving mad. By association, he possibly could be considered mad also. What was it that Pendel said? He knew better than to rage against a storm? But that was all Lamon knew to do—rage on and on until the storm subsided and justice was done.
At the bottom of the stairs he remembered she said they had been in the basement. That’s where the manservant and the cook lived. They should know what happened. Lamon took the backstairs down. He saw the manservant walk into a room with a bucket and a mop. Lamon followed him into the room where he saw a billiards table and boxes stacked around the walls.
“What are you mopping?” Lamon asked.
“Nothing, sir. Just mopping.”
Lamon extended his hand. “I’m Ward Lamon. But, of course, you know that. I’m the president’s personal bodyguard. And your name?”
“Cleotis.”
“The floor looks clean, Cleotis.”
“I know, sir. I just feel like mopping.”
“Leave my husband alone,” a firm woman’s voice called out from the doorway. “You white folks have taken everything away. So just leave us alone.”
Lamon walked to her, looked at her swollen belly and smiled. “When is the baby due?”
“None of your business.”
“Phebe, I think we all got to learn to be polite to each other. Is that too much to ask, to be polite?”
Lamon walked back to Cleotis. “Didn’t there used to be another butler here? What was his name?”
“Mr. Pendel is the only butler I know of, sir.”
“He’s the head butler. You’re a butler too. I seem to remember a younger man than you, oh say, in 1862.”
“I’ve been here the whole time, Mr. Lamon, sir.”
“Whole what time?” His instincts as a lawyer were coming to the surface.
“The whole time Mr. Lincoln has been President, sir.”
“Can you prove it?”
“Can you prove he hasn’t?” Phebe stepped in between Lamon and Cleotis. “People who ask questions don’t live long, least ways not around here.”
“Woman, I warned you. You’re saying too much.” Cleotis sounded more anxious than angry, Lamon thought.
“Saying too much about what?” he persisted.
“Nothing, sir.” Cleotis bent over to pick up the bucket. “Excuse me, sir, I’ve got to get some clean water.”
Phebe pursed her lips as she looked at Lamon. “Yes sir, people can get mighty dead asking too many questions.”
Deciding not to pursue the interrogation, Lamon went back upstairs, the straw mats crunching beneath his feet. As he entered the main hall, he saw Stanton coming down the stairs. Lamon presumed he had been to the autopsy room to oversee any discoveries being made by the surgeons. Their eyes met briefly. Stanton stopped and then hurried to the front door. Lamon followed down the steps to the revolving gate between the Executive Mansion and the Department of War building.
“Mr. Secretary!” he called out. “I haven’t seen you in a long time. Please pause a moment so we can speak.”
Stanton frowned. “Well, make it quick. Can’t you see I am in a hurry? We have a conspiracy to solve!”
“Do you have any favorable information to lead you to the assassins?” Lamon asked, trying to sound friendly.
“Yes,” Stanton replied. “We think it was some actor and his rabble-rousing friends.”
“Is it the same man whom you suspected two and a half years ago? You remember, when you placed the president and his wife in a secret location?”
“What?” Stanton’s eyebrows went up.
“You told me in 1862 that Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln had been removed from the Executive Mansion to a secret location to protect them from an assassination attempt. You had found two people who looked like the Lincolns to take their place. Why did you let them return unless you thought the danger had passed and obviously it had not?”
“The intelligence we had at hand suggested otherwise. The nation needed its leader back where he belonged,” Stanton explained, his lips pinching together when he was finished.
“Why would you allow him to go to the theater when you knew danger existed?” Lamon pursued his questioning.
“I told you we thought it was safe.”
“But it wasn’t safe. The president is dead.”
“I won’t subject myself to such an interrogation,” Stanton said in a huff.
“By the way, what happened to the man and woman who impersonated the Lincolns?”
“They went home.”
“And where was that?”
“I don’t remember.” Flustered, Stanton paused to compose himself. He then wagged a fat finger at the earnest questioner. “Listen here. You had better keep that story to yourself. People will think you are crazy if you insist on repeating it. Like people think Mrs. Lincoln is crazy.”

Jonathan and Mina in Romantic Transylvania

Introduction
I am a great fan of the original Universal Studios monster movies from the 1930s. Nothing could beat the atmosphere of the black and white photography of ethereal other worlds shrouded in shadows. The best scenes of Dracula starring Bela Lugosi were those in his castle in Transylvania. Wouldn’t it be fun if the entire story were told in the dusty, cobweb-covered main hall with its magnificent huge winding staircase? And that story is so familiar to everyone it’s hard to take it seriously anymore. That’s why I’ve set my novella in Dracula’s castle and played the whole thing for laughs.
CHAPTER ONE
Sunset was hours ago.
The joint was jumping in Count Dracula’s castle in the wilds of Transylvania. You wouldn’t believe the shenanigans going on in the game room. It used to be a grand dining hall until Dracula brought in his latest three brides. They were centuries younger than him and had different ideas about having a good time, which included a trapeze, trampoline, dining tables padded with feather mattresses and a large vat of rendered animal fat.
Because of his advanced age, Dracula tended to sleep in quite a bit after the last rays of daylight had disappeared. Visitors banged the huge iron knocker on the front door, which roused him from his coffin in the dirt-floored basement. He stretched, yawned and scratched the hair in his palms before climbing the stairs and entering the main hall through an intricately woven through worn tapestry hanging over the basement door.
Taking his time, Dracula walked to the bottom step of this grand staircase where he took an aristocratic pose. The banging continued, which aggravated him to no end. Placing his hands on his hips, he called out, “Isn’t anyone going to answer the door?”
Loud naughty laughter emanating from behind the double doors to the game room drew his attention. The doors flew open, and Salacia, one of Dracula’s new wives, appeared wearing a shroud which barely covered her more provocative body parts and snarled, “Get it yourself! We’re busy!”
Slammed the doors shut and another round of raucous laughter erupted. Dracula stamped his foot and wrapped his satiny black cape close around his body.
“Count Dracula, Prince of Darkness, and I have to open my own front door! What’s the use of having three wives if you have to open your own front door?” More giggles bubbled from behind the double doors. He sneered in its direction. “Brazen hussies!”
More pounding at the front door returned his mind to the business at hand.
“All right! All right! You’re making enough noise to wake the dead!” He paused to laugh. “Too late! I’m already up!”
Opening the door, Dracula ran back to the stair case to resume his dramatic stance on the bottom step. Mina Seward, young and beautiful but dressed very prudishly with a collar up to her jaw, and her hair in a tight bun, entered with her hand outstretched to shake the hand of the master of the manor.
“I’m so very pleased to meet….” Her voice trailed off, she almost lost her balance as she discovered there was no one there to accept her greeting. However, Mina recovered quickly and smiled when she noticed her host on the staircase. “Oh, there you are. “I’m so very pleased—“
“Good evening,” Dracula interrupted her and bowed deeply.
Following Mina was Dr. Van Helsing, an elderly bearded man, who had a steamer trunk on his back and a small valise in one hand. He was not an unattractive man considering his advanced years and the fact that at this moment his eyes were bulging from the excessive weight he was carrying. His knees began to tremble.
“Terribly foggy, don’t you think?” Mina inquired politely about the weather. “Anyway, I’m so very pleased—“
“I am Count Dr. Dracula,” he interrupted her again.
Van Helsing first went to his knees and then bent over to balance himself on the floor with both his hands and knees.
“Yes, I assumed you were. As I was saying, I’m so very pleased—“
“I bid you welcome,” the count interrupted a third time.
“Help,” Van Helsing whispered.
Mina’s unflappable British comportment began to get flapped. She repeated very quickly, “I’m so very pleased to make your acquaintance.” She breathed deeply and returned to speaking normally. “There. I finally got it all out. I am Mina Seward, and this gentleman….” Her voice trailed off once more as she turned to introduce Van Helsing to find he had disappeared.
“Help,” the professor pleaded, gasping for air. At this point he had collapsed on his face, the trunk forcing his torso into the dusty stone floor.
“Oh fiddlesticks,” she exclaimed in exasperation, “Where has he gone?”
“Help.” The old man’s voice whimpered.
Dracula gracefully alit the stairs and approached Mina, waving his hand in Van Helsing’s direction. “I assume you are referring to the gentleman on the floor under the steamer trunk.”
Mina quickly regarded her companion. She looked quickly a second time to make sure she understood what she beheld. “What a ghastly place to take a nap.”
“I am not napping,” the old man wheezed.
“Then mind your manners, professor,” she lectured in a crisp tone. “The count is waiting to greet you.” When Van Helsing did not respond immediately, Mina turned to smile at Dracula. “This is Dr. Van Helsing, a friend of the family.”
With great difficulty—and a moan—Van Helsing rolled the trunk off his back, stood and offered an unsteady hand to the count.
“I bid you welcome, Dr. Van Helsing, a name known even in the hinterlands of Transylvania.”
The two men exchanged formal bows and engaged in a firm and courteous handshake, ruined at the last moment because the professor began giggling.
“Pardon me,” he explained, returning to his usual solemn composure, “but the hair in your palm tickles.”
Dracula withdrew his hand and hid it behind his back in a huff. “Forgive me. I forgot to shave when I arose.”
Mina, always nervous in awkward moments—and this was definitely an awkward moment—stepped between the two men. “Thank you for allowing us to drop in unannounced. After Jonathan’s last letter, we were quite concerned.”
“Of course. And your journey must have been fatiguing.” Dracula motioned to an elegant long divan in the center of the entrance hall. “Please, have a seat.”
“Don’t mind if I do.” Van Helsing plopped on the divan which created a huge billow of dust to upsurge. “My God! When was the last time you cleaned this place?”
Mina’s eyes fluttered. “Why, Dr. Van Helsing! Spring cleaning season doesn’t begin for another week!”
“Miss Seward?” Dracula smiled and pointed again to the divan.
“Thank you, count.” Mina walked over to where Van Helsing sat, paused to consider the cloud of filth still floating over his head and turned away. “On second thought, I’d rather stand, thank you.”
“Whatever.” Dracula could not conceal his pique.
“Jonathan had written several letters since his law firm sent him here to settle your financial matters and arrange for your passage to England.”
The count resumed his elegant affability. “Yes, Mr. Harker has been most helpful.”
“His first letters were his usual, very level-headed, very business-like self,” she continued.
“Would you care for some wine?” the count asked.
“Yes,” Van Helsing responded quickly. “I’ve got to have something to get this dust out of my throat.”
“It’s very old wine,” Dracula said.
“The older the better.” He tried to stifle a cough.
Mina stepped forward and wrinkled her brow. “Dr. Van Helsing, do you think it’s wise to imbibe before we eat?”
“I take it you don’t wish to have a glass, Miss Seward?” the count asked.
“Of course not.” Her eyebrows shot up.
“Don’t try to impose your Victorian prudery on me, girl,” Van Helsing shot back. “I have to drink something or else I’m going to have one of my hacking episodes.”
“As you wish, professor.” Dracula went to an elaborate cabinet by the staircase and pulled a wine bottle from a shelf to pour into a delicate crystal goblet.
Mina took a few steps his way to continue her discourse on Jonathan. “I began to wonder about my fiancé when in his last letter he said you had three wives—three very lovely wives—who were driving you up the wall. He said he was sure of it because he saw you crawling up a wall one night.”
Trying to ignore her, the count served the professor his wine. “Mr. Harker has a vivid imagination. Here’s your drink, doctor.”
“Jonathan has no imagination at all,” Mina relied, just the least bit offended. “That’s why I love him so.”
Van Helsing sipped the wine, nodded, acted rejuvenated and gave Dracula a sly look. “Perfect.” He stood and began to inspect the interior décor of the entrance hall. “What an interesting place you have here, count.”
“Thank you.” He bowed.
The professor went to the tapestry hanging next to the staircase. “This is fascinating.”
“Thank you, again.”
“You usually only see tapestries like this in castles hundreds of years old.” Van Helsing ran his fingers lightly over the weaving.
“Castle Dracula is indeed ancient.” The count smiled tightly, careful not to reveal his teeth or formidable fangs.
The professor began to lift the tapestry. “I’ve always wondered how these tapestries were hung.”
Dracula, eager not to have the door to the basement and his coffin revealed, rushed over to Van Helsing to push the tapestry down. “Very, very carefully. That’s how tapestries are hung.”
The old German doctor chuckled to himself as he appraised the Transylvanian who obviously was in a great deal of social discomfort. He sipped on his wine and sauntered back to the sofa. As he sat, another cloud of dust rose to circle his head. “As I said, this wine is perfect. You must have some.”
“I never drink wine.” Dracula stiffened.
“Good for you, Count Dracula,” Mina chirped. “You see, Dr. Van Helsing, English aren’t the only prudes. Transylvanians are prudes also. Isn’t that right, count?”
He shook his head in confusion. “This word prude is not familiar to me. Forgive me, my English vocabulary is not what it should be.”
“That’s quite all right.” She paused and ten approached Dracula. “As I was saying about Jonathan’s letter, it seemed so very odd that he should say you had three wives. Oh, you’re not one of these American people who have all the wives, what are they called?”
Van Helsing lifted his glass to drain the last drops of wine. “Mormons.”
“I’m not familiar with this word Mormon either.” He turned to Mina. “But I assure you, I am not one.”
“Oh, that’s good,” Mina replied with a sigh. “Anyway, I was discussing the letter with father when Dr. Van Helsing dropped by and became quite agitated over the contents of the letter. He said Jonathan’s soul was in mortal danger, and that we must come to Transylvania immediately.”
Dracula laughed lightly. “Mr. Harker’s soul is not in mortal danger here in Castle Dracula. Nor is he being held here against his well, if that thought has crossed your mind.”
Van Helsing stood and straightened his German shoulders. “Frankly, the thought has crossed my mind.”
“Would you care for another glass of wine, doctor?”
“No.” He extended the goblet, upside down, to his host. “One glass refreshed me. A second would only cloud my capacity for reason.”
Dracula snatched the glass and returned it to the cabinet. “How unfortunate.”
“I put it to you forthwith.” Van Helsing walked around the sofa to confront the count face to face. “Is Jonathan Harker being held here against his will?”
“Ask him yourself.” He pointed to the double doors where licentious giggling emanated. “Mr. Harker is in there. You may call for him yourself.”
Mina hesitantly went to the doors and tapped lightly. “Jonathan? Are you in there? It’s Mina, darling.”