Previously: War Secretary Stanton holds the Lincolns and janitor Gabby Zook captive under guard in the White House basement.Private Adam Christy takes guard duties.  One day Gabby wakes up with a clear head.
Everyone looked to the door as it was unlocked. Stanton entered. Adam lowered his head, took the tray, and left quickly. Mrs. Lincoln stiffened and went behind her French lace curtains, and Lincoln stopped eating his apple. Gabby could feel the tension rise in the room. He found the broom to begin sweeping.
“I thought you might be interested in General Grant’s latest plans,” Stanton said as he sat, motioning to Lincoln to do the same. “General Grant’s in favor of multiple large attacks on the Confederacy to destroy rail lines.” He pulled out a notepad, put on his glasses, and began to read. “Banks’s forces at New Orleans will move east to Mobile, then on to Georgia; Sherman will advance on Atlanta and then to the coast; and Grant’s army to Suffolk, Virginia, and then to Raleigh, North Carolina.” He paused to glare at Gabby, who was at his shoulder. “Must he be hovering?”
“He’s not hovering; he’s sweeping.”
“As I was saying, Grant thinks the enemy would be forced to evacuate Virginia and East Tennessee.”
“What do you think, Mr. Zook?”
“I think if General Grant moves to North Carolina,” Gabby said, keeping his eyes on the floor, “he’ll leave the capital unprotected.”
“Thank you, Mr. Zook,” Lincoln said. “I agree.”
“I’m not defending the proposal; I’m merely relaying it to you.”  Stanton stared at him.  “Very well.” He turned to Lincoln, crossing his arms across his chest. “What’s your opinion?”
“Mind you, I don’t think his entire plan is without merit.” Lincoln leaned forward. “Just not properly focused.”
“What does that mean?”
“He means General Grant is spreading his forces too thin,” Gabby mumbled
“For instance, General Bates attacking Mobile is good,” Lincoln continued, “but he should not march on Georgia too. General Sherman will do that. But General Sigel should attack the Shenandoah, and General Butler should move against Petersburg and then Richmond. Leave Grant’s Army of the Potomac where it is.”
Shutting his notebook, Stanton stood, grumbling to himself. Lincoln reached to touch his sleeve.
“I’m concerned about Mr. Nicolay. The trip out West kept him occupied, but now…” Lincoln paused to collect his thoughts. “He’s a good man. I don’t want him hurt if he figures out what’s going on.”
Gabby had not thought about what danger awaited those who knew about Stanton’s plan. He might be killed; and because of him, Cordie might be killed. His mind began to feel a dull pain.
“I’ve kept him busy,” Stanton curtly replied. “I sent him to New York to talk to Thurlow Weed, who was not pleased with the appointment of Chase’s friend John Hogeboom as appraiser in the New York Customs House. Nicolay tried to appease him and shore up support for your re-nomination. He went to the Republican convention, and now he’s busy with plans for the fall campaign.”
“Good.” Lincoln stood and disappeared behind his curtain.
Stanton grabbed Gabby’s arm and shook at finger at him.
“And don’t you ever speak like that again.”
Gabby wanted to reply, but became aware his mind could not compose thoughts. His shoulders slumped.
“Yes, sir.”
As Stanton left, Gabby’s eyes felt heavy, and he walked to his corner to rest. Mrs. Lincoln stepped from behind her curtain and gasped.
“Mr. Zook, are you all right?”
“Just fine, ma’am.” His eyes went to the floor. “Just fine.”
Lying on his pallet, Gabby thought about what had just taken place. As president, he should have that man, Stanton, punished for his insolence. That is—Gabby’s mind clouded, and he closed his eyes in pain—if he were president. 
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David, Wallis and the Mercenary Chapter Forty-Five
Previously:  Mercenary Leon fails on his first mission because of David, better known as Edward the Prince of Wales.  Also in the spy world is socialite Wallis Spencer, who dumps first husband Winfield, kills Uncle Sol, has an affair with German Joachim Von Ribbentrop and marries Ernest. MI6 orders David and Wallis to infiltrate a secret planning session held by Adolf Hitler.
By the time Ribbentrop returned to his Berchtesgaden hotel his mind was a swirl with thoughts about the day’s events.  The ungodly scream and then the abrupt crowd dismissal was bad enough but Guderian’s announcement his valet was missing sent Ribbentrop over a brink of anxiety.   The missing valet was the same man who had caught his attention because of his odd behavior.  Ribbentrop ordered his valet to stay behind a while to learn what had actually happened.  He was certain there was some connection between the two incidents.  He sat in the hotel bar waiting for his valet’s return when he noticed a solitary lady enter the lobby and go to the registration desk.  It was Wallis Simpson.
“Wallis, my dear!” he called out as he stood.
She turned, looked confused a moment before smiling.  Ribbentrop stopped short of embracing her but instead waited for her extended hand, which she never offered.
“Joachim.  What a surprise.  I thought you were still in London.  How is your wife—what is her name again?”
“Please join me in a drink.”  The tension in his shoulders disappeared.  All he could think of was their wonderful week in Paris.
His valet came through the door and hustled toward him.  “Herr Von Ribbentrop, I have the news—“
He held a palm up.  “I’m busy now.”
“That’s quite all right,” Wallis said.  “I must check in, settle into my suite first.  And before I can even think of having a good time I must change out of my traveling clothes.”
Ribbentrop bowed, clicked his heels, took his valet by the crook of his elbow and guided him into the darkest corner of the bar.  Without any hesitation, the valet leaned in and began to whisper.
“The scream was a kitchen scullery maid.  She went into the meat locker.  Made a horrible discovery.  The naked body of a man.  Gestapo agents identified him as one of the valets.  He was thick around the waist, though his neck was slender.  He was about five feet seven inches.”
“But Guderian’s man was taller,” Ribbentrop interrupted.
“Valets often wear lifts in their shoes to appear more imposing.”
Ribbentrop raised an eyebrow.  “You’re short.  You don’t wear lifts.”
“I don’t need lifts,” he defended himself.  “My dignity makes me imposing.””
“Go on.”
“His hair was black and his complexion extremely fair.  A checkered table cloth, one used for terrace dining, was tied around his neck.  From the discoloration of his skin, the Gestapo estimated he had been dead in the locker since late last night.”
“General Guderian’s man.”  Ribbentrop paused.  “But we saw him all this morning at the general’s side.”
“But it could not have been him,” the valet added.  “It was his murderer.”
Ribbentrop dismissed him and then leaned back in his chair to assimilate the information.  He had been right.  The black Irish man had to have been a spy.  But who?  At that moment, Wallis, now wearing a chic cocktail dress and mink edged drape, walked up.
“Am I interrupting?  You look deep in thought,” she said in her nasal twang he found so fascinating.
He stood to pull out a chair.  “Please have a seat.”  After Wallis positioned her bottom and carelessly threw one leg over the other, Ribbentrop sat and smiled.  “And what will you have to drink?”
“Champagne, of course.”  Her lips slit into her famous snake-like smile.  “You’re the expert.  You select it.”
In a few moments the waiter delivered a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket.  He expertly uncorked it, poured one glass and offered it to Ribbentrop who took it, whiffed it, took a sip then nodded.  The waiter poured a glass for Wallis, bowed and walked away.  They relaxed and sat back.  Ribbentrop expected Wallis to take the lead in conversation.  She usually did, but this time she just drank and stared into his eyes.
“So.  Are you on holiday?” he asked.
“Unfortunately.  I don’t know why I bother to go skiing.  I never advance beyond the baby slope.  But the Grand Hotel in Kizbuhel is fabulous.”
“Kitzbuhel is in Austria.  This is Germany.”
She rolled her eyes.  “The forecast for the weekend was a snowstorm, so I escaped to a haven where there would be some other color than white.  The sky in Berchtesgaden is a glorious blue.”
“And where is the prince?”  Ribbentrop loved playing cat and mouse with a fascinating woman.
“Which prince?  Europe is hag-ridden with princes.”
“Wales?”
“And why would you think I’d know where he is?”
“I read the newspapers.”
She smiled and sipped her champagne.  “Oh dear.  And we thought it was a secret.”
They stared at each other until Wallis started laughing.  Ribbentrop chuckled as he lifted the champagne bottle from the ice bucket.
“Thank you.  I don’t mind if I do.”  She extended her glass so he could fill it.
“David’s off to Vienna to arrange waltz lessons for us next week.  First he forces me onto the slopes and then on the dance floor.  I think he’s trying to turn me into an athlete.”
“Well, you are, aren’t you—an athlete, I mean.”
“Why, sir, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
The game grew exasperating for Ribbentrop.  He wasn’t used to being out-maneuvered by a woman in conversation.  He cleared his throat.  “Aren’t you interested in why I am in Berchtesgaden?”
“No.”
“Come now, you’re going to hurt my feelings.”
Wallis pulled a cigarette from her purse and leaned forward so he could light it.  “Berchtesgaden is the home of Hitler’s palace so I imagine you’re paying him homage.”
“It isn’t a palace.”  He was pleased he could be in a position of advantage finally.
“Whatever it is, you’ve been there today, haven’t you?  You’re not here for the blue sky.”
Ribbentrop reached across the table to squeeze her hand.  “You make me mad with desire.  You know that, don’t you, Wallis?”
“Not tonight, darling,” she purred.  “I’m simply exhausted.  Now if you plan to be around tomorrow night, well, that’s another story.”
He did convince her to be his guest for dinner, but the conversation didn’t rise above Wallis’s witty description of the royal wedding of George and Marina.  She wouldn’t even let Ribbentrop escort her to her door.  He returned to the bar for a drink stiffer than champagne before retiring to his own room.  He began reading Hitler’s Rhineland memorandum.  Sleep overtook him before he finished the first page.  His valet, true to his vow of dignity, roused him early the next morning so that Ribbentrop would be the first delegate in the Wolf’s Lair conference room.
The prospect of an evening with the tempestuous Mrs. Simpson fogged his mind as the meeting began, even though Hitler’s topic was engrossing:  the creation of a new German air force.
“The Treaty of Versailles forbade Germany from military aviation.”  He paused, placed his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet.  “The leaders of the defeated Germany agreed to such terms, but I–Adolf Hitler—did not agree to anything!”
The room erupted into applause as all of the participants stood in righteous joy.  Ribbentrop noticed another valet was standing by General Guderian this morning.  Hitler allowed the display to continue until the men finally returned to their seats.
“In 1926 Lufthansa Airline was founded.”  Hitler held up his hands in innocence.  “No one could object to a private company for travel whose object solely was to make money.  But—“He stuck his right index finger into the air.  “—the very same pilots trained for the airline are now prepared to become ace military aviators!”
Again the crowd applauded.  This time he waved them down.
“I am announcing the creation of the Luftwaffe to you gentlemen, but steps to bring it to total fruition will not be announced to the world for many, many months.  Surprise!  Surprise, sirs, will be the secret weapon of the Third Reich!”
Ribbentrop almost didn’t rise for the third round of ovation.  He was much too obsessed contemplating the ways Mrs. Wallis Simpson would earn her new white carnation that night.   
Lincoln in the Basement Chapter Seventy
Previously: War Secretary Stanton holds the Lincolns and janitor Gabby Zook captive under guard in the White House basement.Private Adam Christy takes guard duties.  Lincoln’s friend Ward Lamon tries to figure out what’s going on.
A miracle occurred one early August morning, 1864, in a corner of the billiards room in the basement of the Executive Mansion. Gabby awoke refreshed and clear-minded. This day, reality embraced his brain like an old friend. To maintain emotional stability, he knew he had to stay busy, sweeping floors, dusting, anything to keep his mind occupied. Standing, Gabby subconsciously straightened his shoulders and walked out to the billiards table, where Mrs. Lincoln sat brushing her hair. When her eyes caught sight of him, she stopped in mid-stroke.
“Mr. Gabby, you seem different somehow.”
“Thank you, ma’am.” He bowed. “I feel particularly refreshed.”
“I pray you remain refreshed.” She smiled.
“I appreciate your concern.” Gabby glanced at the curtained corner where Lincoln still slept. “If you wish, I could move your chamber pots to the door. It’d be much more pleasant for you that way.”
Mrs. Lincoln appeared to ready to say something, but her mouth stayed agape with no words coming out. Keys rattling broke the silence, and Adam entered. This situation would not end well for the boy, Gabby reflected. Stanton could not be trusted to keep promises. His impulse was to tell Adam to leave, this very hour, to go out west where the government could not find him, but he knew the boy would ignore him.
“Breakfast!” He walked to Adam to help him with the tray.
“Here, Private Christy, I can help too,” Mrs. Lincoln said.
“Thank you, Mr. Gabby; Mrs. Lincoln,” he replied with a smile. Taking the chamber pots, he left.
“Mr. Lincoln will want his usual apple and milk. I somehow don’t feel like a double helping of eggs.”
“Yes, Mr.—Zook—I think you’re right.” She took the tray and placed it on the billiards table. “You may have your breakfast at the table if you like.”
“I’d appreciate that.”
As they began to eat, Gabby noticed he was sitting aright, his left hand in his lap and his right hand delivering proper amounts of egg to his mouth.
“I apologize for anything I’ve done or said that was improper.”
“Why, thank you.” She sighed. “And I apologize for my behavior.”
Gabby slowly chewed, swallowed, and smiled. “Thank you.”
They ate in silence.
“Mr. Zook,” Mrs. Lincoln said, “do you think this—this clarity will last?”
“I don’t know,” Gabby whispered. “I hope so.” He paused. “I fear it won’t.” He looked into her eyes. “I don’t want to go back to thinking I’m president.”
“At times you thought you were president?” Mrs. Lincoln leaned forward.
“Unfortunately, yes.” Gabby looked at the remnants of egg. “Mrs. Lincoln, if at any time I express that delusion, please pity me and ignore it.”
Before she could reply, Adam returned with cleaned chamber pots. Gabby stood and took the pots from him. Lincoln came out, stretched, went to the tray, and picked up the apple and bit into it.
“Good morning, Private Christy; Mr. Gabby.”
“It’s Mr. Zook,” Mrs. Lincoln said, correcting him.
“Mr. Zook.” Lincoln looked at Gabby’s posture and clear eyes. He cocked his head. “Yes; Mr. Zook.”
Gabby took the pots and placed them in their respective places. Stacking the plates on the tray, he turned to Adam.
“Is there anything else I can do for you this morning?”
“No, thank you,” he replied. “Anything I can bring you, Mr. Lincoln?”
“Nothing, Private,” Lincoln said. “Thank you.”
Gabby enjoyed the structured line of conversation he had initiated. Efficiency and courtesy flourished in routine, a lesson Gabby had learned at West Point. He frowned; he did not what to think about West Point. Negative emotions sapped his mental energy.
Man in the Red Underwear Chapter Seven
Previously:  Man in the Red Underwear is a pastiche of prose and poetry with hints of parody of Zorro and The Scarlet Pimpernel and a dash of social satire on gender roles and class mores.  Cecelia throws her annual society ball, where former lovers Andy and Bedelia meet.
Before Bedelia had time to inquire of Millicent what she meant by that statement, Prince Edward, the handsome but stupid grandson of Queen Victoria, bounded through the door wearing a huge grin but, as usual no shirt under his tasteful evening jacket.  He headed to Andy who was stealing furtive starry-eyed glances at Bedelia.
“Hey Andy! Granny Vicky jest talked to me—“ Eddie stopped abruptly when he noticed Millicent, who had sprang from the chaise lounge and was headed his way. “Oh. Hey, Millie!” For some reason, official spokesmen from Buckingham Palace could not explain why Eddie spoke with a pronounced hillbilly accent, which was particularly odd since he had never visited the Appalachian mountains in the former colonies.
Andy turned to the prince and ogled him through the monocle. “Oh, Eddie, I just love the way you’re almost properly attired.
Bedelia resumes bawling, burying her head in the tufts of the lounge.
“I fergot to wear my shirt ag’in!”
“Don’t tell,” Andy advised him. “Maybe everyone will just think you’re being stylish. Skin is in.”
Bedelia began kicking her feet in frustration. Millicent gently lifted her from the lounge and guided her toward the door. “Don’t take on so, dear. Let’s go into the ballroom. Maybe you’ll find a nice jockey to talk to.”
After they left the room, Andy relaxed his posture and held his head in his hands.
“Yes, sir.” Eddie saluted Andy.
“You don’t have to call me sir, Eddie. After all, you’re the prince, not me.”
“Oh yeah.” He let out a humble chuckle. “I keep forgettin’ that.”
Millicent returned, shaking her head. “Poor Bedelia. She’s so distraught over mother, and the only jockey present had his teeth kicked in by a particularly irritable racehorse. I’m letting her have a good cry in my room. She said she’d rejoin the party when she felt better.” Looking up she noticed Eddie’s attire and rushed over to rub his bare chest. “I just love it when you forget your shirt.” This launched her own saucy soliloquy.
Sexy Eddie, you’re a flirt, forgetting to wear your shirt.
And you got a tight hard belly which makes me turn to jelly.
Your big chest is better than all the rest.
Your bulging arms have their own special charms.
You’re Queen Victoria’s hunky grandson,
One day you will be the king but for now I want that thing!
Someday I want to wear your ring but for now I want a fling!
Good looking Eddie, be my steady.
And be the beefcake of my dreams.  
Millicent finally came to her senses, pulled away from Eddie’s torso and forced herself to concentrate on Andy.
“Bedelia is trying so hard to be friends with your mother,” Andy bemoaned.
“I know. I love mother dearly, but she is a snob.”
“Of course, she’s a snob,” Eddie butted in. “Warn’t her pa the famous actor—“
“Please, Eddie,” Millicent said, “I think we’ve milked that joke for all it’s worth.”
“I was just about to tell Eddie that I’ve convinced several shopkeepers to admit to me privately that the chief inspector—“
“Malcontent.” Poor Eddie. He so wanted to be part of the conversation.
“No, no, Eddie,” she corrected him. “That’s Malcolm Tent. Say Mal.”
“Mal”.
“Say colm.”
“Colm.”
“Say Tent.”
“Tent.”
“Malcolm Tent.”
“Malcontent.”
“Millicent, let it go,” Andy whispered in her ear. “He’s never going to get it.” Turning back to Eddie, he smiled sympathetically. “As I was saying, Malcolm Tent has been extorting massive payments to keep his henchmen from robbing them. Of course, the shopkeepers are grateful to the Man in the Red Underwear for thwarting the robberies in the past few weeks.”
“What makes me angry is that the actual robbers then turn around and report to the arriving bobbies that they kept the Man in the Red Underwear from committing the crime,” Millicent said in frustration.
“The problem, however, is that the shopkeepers don’t want to risk testifying in court against the chief inspector,” Andy added.
(Author’s Note: Now you folks better remember this. I know it’s dull, but it’s very important. It’s called plot exposition.)
“Yeah, Granny Vicky thought it was strange when Soho all of a sudden started havin’ a crime wave,” Eddie said.
“That’s when she asked Eddie and me to find out what was behind it all. I mean, no one would suspect the Queen of asking Eddie to do anything so important.”
“And when you contacted me I was glad to come to the aid of two dear old friends.” Andy nodded to each of them.
“And to reacquaint yourself with another old friend?” A minor teasing tone entered Millicent’s voice.
Lincoln in the Basement Chapter Sixty-Nine
Previously: War Secretary Stanton holds the Lincolns and janitor Gabby Zook captive under guard in the White House basement.Private Adam Christy takes guard duties.  Lincoln’s friend Ward Lamon tries to figure out what’s going on.
Ward Lamon knew the double was lying; Abraham Lincoln never hid from his enemies. Edwin Stanton had put the president somewhere and replaced him with this fellow who was a very bad liar. Nicolay and Hay knew Lincoln was gone, but he did not think they knew where he was. The private was the linchpin, but Lamon could not get to him. He was everywhere, yet nowhere, and no one would help.
Once or twice, while in the president’s office, he saw the red-haired private walk by.
“Who’s that?” he had asked the double.
“My adjutant, Private Adam Christy.”
“Where is he going?”
“About his duties.”
Questioning Nicolay and Hay had not been any more helpful; once Lamon had talked to Tad about him.
“He’s only a private. We used to have a lieutenant.”
“Yeah. Too bad. Where does he come from?”
“He told me, but I forgot.”
“Does he know where your papa is?”
Tad looked at him quizzically. “Are you in on it?”
“In on what?”
“If you have to ask, then you’re not.”
“Oh, you mean ‘it,’” Lamon said, trying to trick the boy.
“You’re pulling my leg now.”
“No, I’m not.” Lamon became flustered.
“I gotta go.” Tad scampered away down the hall and disappeared down the stairs.
Lamon tried to figure out why Tad did not want to tell him if Private Adam Christy knew the whereabouts of his parents. The “it” was the switch of presidents, which Tad was in on, but obviously the boy thought his father was in charge. Throughout the afternoon, as he sat in his district marshal office reading reports on the whereabouts of  spies in the capital, Lamon considered the almost two years that had passed since Lincoln disappeared.  He felt stupid, first for having just accepted what Stanton had told him, and second for not figuring out why Lincoln was missing and where he might be.
As evening approached, he sighed and went to a small restaurant to eat. After he sat and began sipping a beer, he noticed across the room a young couple, both red-haired, the man in a blue, rumpled private’s uniform. The soldier’s back was to Lamon, who wondered if this was the elusive presidential adjutant. When the waiter came up, the private turned his head, and Lamon saw that it was Adam. After the waiter left, he went to the table. The girl, young and vivacious, saw him first and smiled, but when Adam looked up, his face sobered.
“Mr. Lamon,” Adam said as he stood and extended his hand. “We’ve yet to meet. Always just missing each other.” He turned to the girl. “Jessie, this is Mr. Lincoln’s personal bodyguard, Ward Lamon. He’s also the district marshal.”
“Pleased to meet ye, Mr. Lamon.”
“Nice meeting you, Miss…”
“Home,” Adam supplied.
“Miss Home.” Lamon smiled. “Do you work in the White House too?”
“No,” Adam interrupted. “She volunteers at Armory Square Hospital.” He looked at Lamon. “Is there a problem with the president?”
“I don’t know,” he replied, his smile disappearing. “I was hoping you could tell me.”
“I have to go powder me nose, gentlemen,” Jessie said, standing. “I’ll let ye talk business in private.” Before they could reply, she had disappeared into the crowd.
“Sit,” Adam told him.
“Very pretty young lady,” Lamon remarked. “How did you meet?”
“Through mutual friends.”
“Oh, might I know them?”
“What do you want to ask about Mr. Lincoln?” Adam asked, sipping his coffee.
“Where is he?”
“Retired to his bedroom, I suppose.”
“No, I mean the real Mr. Lincoln.”
“I only know of one Mr. Lincoln.” Adam stared into Lamon’s eyes.
“When did you start working at the White House?”
“September of sixty-two; why?”
“It was about that time that Mr. Lincoln grew half an inch.”
“I wouldn’t know anything about that.” Adam sipped his coffee again. “I just do what I’m told to do.”
“You stay busy, don’t you?”
“Yes, I do.”
“But not always on the second floor.”
“That’s true.” Again Adam stared at Lamon. “The Lincolns have me doing chores all over the place.” After a pause, he asked, “Mr. Lamon, what do you want?”
“Well,” Lamon replied with a small laugh, “I think it’s like finding out if you know the same secret I do without telling the secret, if that makes any sense.”
“What secret?”
Lamon looked deep into Adam’s face, his eyes, his mouth, trying to detect some nervous tic which would let him know if the boy was lying to him.
“That’s a pretty good job for a private to get, presidential adjutant,” Lamon said, deciding to go in another direction. “How did you get it?”
“Mr. Stanton.” Adam looked down at his plate and pushed string beans around with his fork. “He’s from my home town. My father grew up with him.” He looked up with a smile. “Sometime, when we can spare a few hours, I’ll have to tell you some funny stories about him.”
“Well, I don’t care for Mr. Stanton much.”
“Neither do I.” He speared some beans and put them in his mouth.
“Do you know why Mr. Stanton picked you for such an important job?”
“Like I said, he knows my family.”
“Hmm. Tad’s a handful, isn’t he?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Does he ever tell you things?”
“Mr. Pendel is his main playmate.” Adam sipped his coffee. “He doesn’t like the fact I’m only a private and not a lieutenant.”
“So you must really like your job.”
Adam stopped and swallowed hard. Lamon thought he detected a tic in his left eye, and then Adam smiled and stood. “Jessie.”
Looking around to see her walking back, a twinkle in her eyes for Adam.
“So, did me darlin’ tell you what you needed to know about Mr. Lincoln?”
“I don’t know.” Lamon stared at Adam’s face. The tic vanished, if it had been there in the first place. 
David, Wallis and the Mercenary Chapter Forty-Four
Previously:  Mercenary Leon fails on his first mission because of David, better known as Edward the Prince of Wales.  Also in the spy world is socialite Wallis Spencer, who dumps first husband Winfield, kills Uncle Sol, has an affair with German Joachim Von Ribbentrop and marries Ernest. MI6 orders David and Wallis to infiltrate a secret planning session held by Adolf Hitler.
January 1935 Berchtesgaden had clear skies and brisk, bracing air filled with promises of glory.  Joachim von Ribbentrop stood on this same hotel balcony when Hitler first sent for him.  At that time the Fuhrer’s chalet was small and modest; now it was a full blown mountain mansion with broad terraces bordered by massive stone walls.  His position of chief foreign affairs adviser assured him a role at every major planning session; and, from what he could discern from the contents of the communiques on today’s conference, this meeting would determine the course and momentum of the Third Reich.
His chauffeur knocked on the door, escorted him downstairs to the limousine and drove him to the Wolf’s Lair, which Hitler had christened his reinvented chalet.  Upon arrival he entered a main hallway filled with bustling maids, manservants and soldiers, each with an important task essential to the destiny of Germany.  One older, balding man, dressed in black slacks, white shirt and a silver stripped vest, approached Ribbentrop to inform him he would be his personal valet during the two-day gathering.
As he settled into his seat he looked around the room and felt honored to be included in such an august body.  Hermann Goring, an air hero from the first Great War, sat across from him.  Rumor in the hall was that Goring would be the commander in chief of the new air force.  Next to him sat General Heinz Guderian, considered a brilliant armored division strategist.  Propaganda Minster Joseph Goebbels created a stir when he marched into the room.  Each had a valet at his side waiting to satisfy his slightest need.
Voices in the room rumbled when the door opened and Adolf Hitler himself entered, holding several brown folders.  Everyone stood, saluted and shouted, “Heil Hitler,” repeatedly until the Fuhrer motioned to stop and be seated.  One valet caught Ribbentrop’s attention, the one by the side of General Guderian.  Like all the others he extended his arm in salute but his hand did not make it past the tip of his slender, pointed nose.
Hitler stood at a podium at one end of the table, opened his first folder and clasped his hands behind his back while he stared at the papers.  No one could grab the attention of an audience better than Hitler, so Ribbentrop was curious why Guderian’s valet seemed to look down or across the room rather than at their national leader.
“I stand here today,” Hitler began, enunciating each word with distinction and determination, “to declare the Treaty of Versailles to be the single most vile document to be written since the beginning of modern times!”
Once more the guests stood, saluted and sang out, “Seig heil!”  Except for the valet who seemed more intent on scratching his nose, Ribbentrop observed.
“We are gathered this day to outline the dismantling of that instrument of evil.  As just, prudent men we must realize such an undertaking must be done in small, discreet steps, each explained in such plain, common sense language that no reasonable government could object.”
 The valet in reality stifled a yawn.  Ribbentrop was infuriated.  He leaned forward to take a better look at him.  At first appraisal, the man did not seem to be that large, but as Ribbentrop compared his height to the other valets, he was tall, at least six feet.  His shoulders were narrow but his waist bulged at bit.  The valet’s hair was coal black which contrasted starkly with his skin.  From this distance he could not determine his eye color, but the man appeared to look like what the British called black Irish.
“Our first step will be the reinstatement of military conscription,” Hitler continued.  “We will simply tell the world Germany will not be denied the right to defend itself from its former enemies–Great Britain and France.  Nothing in the Treaty of Versailles keeps them from attacking, and we refuse to bow as slaves to any nation.”
Again the room erupted in applause.  Even the valets shouted their approval.  Except Guderian’s man.  Why didn’t anyone else notice what Ribbentrop saw?   Then again, why would anyone else notice, he admitted to himself.  Perhaps if he were not conflicted by his divided loyalty between the Nazis and the organization he would not have picked up on the man’s eccentricities.
“Always, always, we will tell the world: Germany only wants peace.  None of us means to threaten anybody.  We disarm our critics by making them look like liars for accusing us of dismantling their little, meaningless treaty.”
Of course General Guderian didn’t notice his valet’s insolence.  The man stood behind the general’s back.  Ribbentrop forced himself to return his full attention to the Fuhrer or he might be accused of insolence himself.
Hitler looked down and chuckled.  “I don’t know if any of you have ever noticed a little trick of mine.  I always make my most audacious statements on the future of Germany’s return to world dominance on a Saturday.  The newspapers usually have nothing to print on weekends so they spread my word for me.  By Monday or Tuesday, I reaffirm my true allegiance to the cause of peace which then makes the newspapers look foolish.”  He chuckled again.  “I really amuse myself sometimes.”
During luncheon, Ribbentrop whispered to his valet try to make conversation with Guderian’s man, the one who looked black Irish.  As the officials returned to the conference room, his valet made his report.
“I spoke several moments to the man.  Very friendly.  He even offered me a cigarette,” the valet said.
“Anything suspicious about the man?” Ribbentrop asked.
“The way he talked.”
“What do you mean?”
“His German.”
“What?  Was he illiterate?”
“No.  He didn’t make any mistakes at all.  And I couldn’t tell what region he came from.  It was like he was a damn grammar school teacher.”
“Hmm.” Ribbentrop wrinkled his brow.  “How old was he?  From here it looked like he was trying to look older than he was.”
“No.  He looked like late thirties, maybe early forties.  His hair looked like it was dyed, but that is not unusual for a man his age.”
Hitler resumed his discourse in the afternoon with the announcement his intention to take the Rhineland back from Austria.
“During luncheon your valets were handed a memorandum outlining my rationale for asserting German sovereignty over this region which has been traditionally accepted as Germanic in character.  They will now pass them out to you.  Read it.  Memorize it.  Put it into your own words.  As you deal with representatives of the other European powers, you must impress upon them the common sense of our actions.”
A woman’s voice, thunderously tenor in nature, echoed throughout the building.  It rang out like a siren for what seemed like several minutes until she had to pause to pant and gag.  Another round of shrieks began, interrupted with ungovernable hysterics.  The outburst in due course ended with gagging and vomiting.
Hitler’s bodyguards hurried him out of the room while the other officials milled around, much like sheep in need of a shepherd.  Eventually they wandered into the foyer, breaking into small groups to whisper about what caused the scream.  Within a few minutes, a black-uniformed officer appeared at the top of the stairs, jutted out his jaw, stared out over the crowd and waited for the muttering to stop, which it did.
“Gentlemen, security has been breached.  The Fuhrer’s personal staff has decided to cancel tonight’s formal dinner.  You shall return to your hotels until the Wolf’s Lair has been thoroughly searched and declared safe.  At that time you will be notified if the second day of the conference will continue as scheduled.”
“But I am accommodated here at the chalet!” Goering called out.
“You must leave.  It is the wish of the Fuhrer,” the officer stated.   “Your valet will be allowed to go to your room to retrieve anything you will need for an overnight hotel stay.”
“But—“
“Even Herr Hitler has left the premises.”  The officer raised his voice to drown out Goering’s objections.
“But my valet is missing,” Guderian announced in frustration.
“That is none of my concern.”
Lincoln in the Basement Chapter Sixty-Eight
The torture did not end. Days extended into weeks. May arrived, the rain continued, and Duff again heard Stanton coughing.
“The news is not good from Chancellorsville,” Stanton said, wiping spit from his chin.
“What is it?”
“Grant has engaged Lee in a forest called the Wilderness.”
“That’s what we wanted, isn’t it?”
“Heavy losses.” Stanton coughed again.
“So you’re going to replace Grant?”
“I don’t know.” He leaned back in the chair and moaned. “I haven’t seen Lincoln yet.”
“What?”
Stanton sat up and coughed. “I haven’t given it much thought yet.”
“You talk to…” Duff paused to look at the door behind Stanton. “You go to the basement?”
“It’s not your concern.” Stanton straightened his shoulders. “You will be informed of our—my decision eventually.”
“Oh.” Duff tried not to smile.
The next morning Stanton announced to him that he had decided to stay the course with General Grant.
“Grant’s determination will prevail in the end, like the little dog hanging on to the traveling salesman’s trouser leg,” Stanton said, acting a little delirious. “We’ll stay out of Grant’s way.”
“Very astute,” Duff replied.
In another few days, Stanton relayed news of a devastating defeat at Spotsylvania.
“Perhaps I should write a letter of encouragement to General Grant,” Duff said.
“Yes,” Stanton replied, pursing his Cupid’s bow lips.
On the last day of May 1864, the rain finally stopped, and Duff walked out of the Executive Mansion to the turnstile on his way to the War Department, wanting to find out details on the battle at Cold Harbor. Stanton was suffering from another hacking asthma attack in Duff’s office. Deep in his heart, Duff wished Stanton would stop coughing and just die. Looking up, Duff found Lamon blocking the turnstile.
“Mr. President.”
“I was on my way to the War Department telegraph office.”
“Yes. It doesn’t look good.”
“We’re staying the course.” Duff’s eyes went to the ground. “With Grant.”
“I can see you’re staying the course.” Lamon paused. “Where’s Stanton?”
“In my office. Wrestling with his asthma.”
“He’s still sick?”
“Yes.”
“Maybe he’ll die.”
“Maybe.” Duff looked up.
Lamon laughed as he stepped out of the way to let Duff go through the turnstile.
“I’m here when you need me, Mr. President.”
“Thank you.”
Lamon stopped the turnstile, blocking Duff in the gate. He looked deep into Duff’s eyes for a long moment and then leaned in close.
“I can’t help if you lie to me.”
Man in the Red Underwear Chapter Five
Previously:  Man in the Red Underwear is a pastiche of prose and poetry with hints of parody of Zorro and The Scarlet Pimpernel and a dash of social satire on gender roles and class mores.  Cecelia throws her annual society ball, where former lovers Andy and Bedelia meet.
Andy stepped away, stopping her in mid-couplet in a vain effort to break the burgeoning romantic atmosphere.
But you’ve changed too, my dear.  You’ve started to wear pants.
Don’t get me wrong, you’ve grown so strong, so butch perchance.
Bedelia pursued him like a starving man at a buffet. “You don’t remember?”
Andy made a break for the other side of the room. “You stir my embers.”
“What did you say?” She stayed right on his heels. “You do recall that day!”
Andy swirled and said in the most light-hearted manner, “No no, my dear, no memories at all.” After a pause, he stepped forward, ready for another round of terse verse.
Are you engaged?  A gorgeous man has swept you off your feet?
Please tell me details, like where and when did you meet.
Bedelia moved so close she felt his breath.
I loved a man once long ago and that is quite enough
For any woman’s life.  It makes existence rough.
Andy held his ground, looking deep into her brown eyes.
So are you saying that your life is empty now? Tres triste.  How sad.
But think of this, my dear.  No man can break your heart.  Be glad.
If they got any closer, they’d bump noses. Bedelia stood fast, not being the first to move away
Oh don’t you see I love a man who is so brave and true?
Please, Andy, dear, why don’t you know, it’s you, it’s you, it’s you?
Andy unperceptively shook his head, “I don’t recall.”
“No, not at all?” Her voice quivered.
“But if I did—“
“I wish you did—“
This was said in perfect unison which was quite remarkable because neither thought they’d ever be saying such words again.
“I’d wish I fell in love with you.”
David, Wallis and the Mercenary Chapter Forty-Three
Previously:  Mercenary Leon fails on his first mission because of David, better known as Edward the Prince of Wales.  Also in the spy world is socialite Wallis Spencer, who dumps first husband Winfield, kills Uncle Sol, has an affair with German Joachin Von Ribbentrop and marries Ernest. David and Wallis saves Prince George from scandal in Paris and introduces him to his future wife.
A couple of months into the burgeoning courtship, David invited George, Marina, brother Bertie and his wife Elizabeth to Fort Belvedere for a weekend of skating on the frozen pond.  Wallis and Ernest joined in just for laughs.  And for a hint of self-styled respectability, Thelma Furness served as hostess for the gang.  The most fun part of the activities was when they actually put on skates and ventured out on the ice.  It was at that moment most of them realized they didn’t realize they didn’t know how to skate.  The best they could do was fall on their asses with great aplomb.  Wallis described the scene as “a scream” and Ernest couldn’t keep from giggling.
After a while, David and Wallis escorted Marina up to the terrace where the servants had hot chocolate.  From there they could observe the activities on the ice.  David and Wallis had previously outlined how to enlighten the Greek princess about her suitor.  David thought best to let Wallis do all the talking.
“The main thing is that you are having fun.” Wallis pressed her thin lips into a smile that surprisingly passed as sincere.  “You are having fun, aren’t you, Marina, darling?”
Marina removed her woolen cap and shook out her long, black hair.  “Of course, I’m having fun.  I’m with George, aren’t I?”
They looked out at the pond where the young prince seemed to be the only one able to stay on his feet for any amount of time.
“He looks bilious, don’t you think?” Marina asked.
“I suppose,” Wallis replied in vague agreement.
“It’s his sea-sickness.  He probably can’t get over the fact he’s on water, even though most of it’s frozen solid,” Marina said.
“So you know about that already?”  David felt secure in throwing out his question.
“Oh yes.  There’s very little I don’t know about George by now.”
“Hmm.  I see.”  Wallis paused and narrowed her eyes.  “You may have heard certain rumors about George.  How would you react if I told you most of them are true?”
Marina loosened her scarf.  “Mrs. Simpson, you must remember I am Greek.  For centuries the topic of some of those rumors was called Greek love.  Hardly anything startles me.  I was there when my grandfather the king was murdered.  Matters of alcoholism, drug abuse, sexuality pale in comparison to what I have lived through.”  She reached over to pat Wallis’s arm.  “I know what I am getting into, and I’m confident I will save George from himself.”  Lifting an eyebrow, Marina added, “Any other questions?”
Wallis pursed her lips.  “If I don’t watch it, I think I could fall in love with you myself.”
David, pleased with the outcome of the discussion, looked out at the pond.  “I see Bertie and Elizabeth have finally given up and are coming for hot chocolate.”
Wallis turned to the princess.  “The next question is do you think you can abide the duchess’s high whimpering voice?”  She took on a quivering falsetto.  “Don’t you think Lillibet and Meg are adorable?”
What she didn’t realize was that the couple were closer than she thought, and they heard the imitation.
“Lillibet and Meg are adorable,” Elizabeth announced.  “Now where is the chocolate?  I’m chilled to the bone.”
Marina quickly busied herself adjusting her scarf over her mouth.
Despite Wallis’s inappropriate behavior, the romance between George and Marina grew through the spring and summer.  David was pleased to share with Wallis over tea at Bryanston Court in late August—when Ernest was on a business trip to New York, of course—that George officially proposed to Marina when they went to Yugoslavia on holiday with her sister Olga and her husband Prince Paul.  The wedding was set for November 1934.  MI6 congratulated David and Wallis on a job well done.
David actually manipulated his parents into inviting the Simpsons not only to the Westminster wedding but also to the palace ball preceding the nuptials.  He insisted it would be bad for relations with the United States to rebuff such a prominent American businessman as Ernest Simpson and his wife.  On the night of the gala, David went to Bryanston Court to escort the couple to Buckingham.  Before they left, he pulled out a box from Cartier.
“You don’t mind if I give your wife a trinket to commemorate the occasion, do you?”  He smiled in Peter Pan innocence.
“Of course not,” Ernest replied as he beamed.  A shadow crossed his face.  “Um, who’s paying for the insurance?”
“Oh, Ernest, don’t be dreary.”  Wallis opened the box to find a multi-diamond faceted charm bracelet adorned by a single cross embedded with emeralds.  “How lovely.  Would it be gauche to wear it both to the ball and the wedding?”
“My dear, when did it ever bother you to be gauche?”  Ernest laughed, took the bracelet from the box and placed it on her wrist.
The ball was charming.  David found himself dancing with Wallis too much during the evening even though Ernest didn’t seem to mind.  He even stared at her during the ceremony at Westminster Abby.  He had deliberately ordered a prominent seating for the Simpsons in the front of the church.  By the way Wallis shifted in her pew David knew she was bored.  He didn’t know why that amused him so much.  When she began to fidget with her new charm bracelet, David cocked his head.  She must find the secret compartment with the note soon.  She did.  Wallis opened the tiny note and squinted.
“Dec. 30.  Anne Hathaway’s cottage.”
He wondered how she would react to the instructions from MI6.  She wadded the note and stuck it in her mouth.  A moment later he saw her large Adam’s apple bob.  Wallis leaned into Ernest to whisper something witty. True to his fashion, he giggled loud enough to echo through the vaulted ceiling of the ancient church.  Fortunately the choir was singing at the moment, and no one else seemed to notice.
A little more than a month later, David, wearing a dark toupee and a fake beard, meandered through the home of William Shakespeare, not bothering to listen to the drone of the tour guide’s lecture.  He looked down when he felt a hand in his coat pocket.  Glancing around he saw nobody who might have been the perpetrator.  He reached in to retrieve a note, and read it:
“Stratford Tea House.  1 p.m.”
When he arrived at the appointed hour, David spied Wallis sitting at a back table tapping her fashionable high heeled shoe.  She was bored again.  He joined her and ordered a cup of tea.  Soon General Trotter slipped in the backdoor and joined them.
“Hitler is on the move,” he whispered.
“As Anne Hathaway often said,” Wallis quipped, “no shit Shakespeare.”
David smiled.  “I think the proper dirty joke is no—“
“Please, we’re talking national security here,” Trotter interrupted.  “We have it on the best authority that Joachim von Ribbentrop is leaving on New Year’s Eve for Germany.”
“So?”  David sounded insolent.
“Please.” Wallis was equally impudent.  “Joachim would never leave town on one of the most important social evenings of the year.”
“Exactly.”  Trotter lit his pipe.  “He’s already booked lodgings in Berchtesgaden.  We also have sources in Berlin that Hitler has informed his staff that he will extend his Christmas holiday and not return until late January.”
“Do we know what Hitler is planning?” David asked.
“The Treaty of Versailles included several prohibitions on German military, any one of which Hitler is intent on breaking,” Trotter explained.
“Of course,” David agreed.
“Where is Joachim staying?  I may get another white carnation,” Wallis asked in a business tone.
David felt himself becoming irritated.  “You’ve mentioned those damned white carnations before.  What the hell does that mean?”
“None of your damn business.”  Wallis lit a cigarette.
Trotter looked out the tea house window and smiled.
Marriage
Sir Thomas More had come to terms with his future.  In the morning he would be executed for not acknowledging the legality of Henry VIII’s marriage to Anne Boleyn and the dissolution of his marriage to Catherine of Aragon.  For many years he reaped the benefits of being the friend of the King of England, and now faced the consequences of adhering to his principles of faith.
	As he prayed to thank God for his blessings of a good wife and a loyal daughter, More heard the clanking of the key in his Tower of London cell.  As he turned to see who was visiting him at this late hour, his jaw dropped opened.  Before him stood his sovereign lord Henry.
	“I am interrupting your prayers,” Henry said.  “You must forgive me.”
	“You are forgiven.”  More tried to hide the irony which flitted across his face.
	“Actually, I have spent the day in prayer myself.”  He approached More.  “Please let me help you to your feet.”
	The king gently put his large hands on the prisoner’s elbows, and they settled on the small bed in the corner.  At this point Henry embraced his friend and whispered into his ear.
	“The Lord has revealed to me the truth.  I don’t know why I did not see it myself months ago.  We are both sinners, Thomas, and as your king and as the Defender of the Faith, the responsibility lies with me.”
	More had never heard Henry speak with such humility before.  He tried to calm his heart which was about to explode.  Was the king going to release him to return to the life he loved with his wife and daughter?  Such were the essence of miracles.
	“My Lord, you are not obligated to say one word more,” he whispered.  “You are shaming me with your penance.”
	Henry stood and walked to the far wall, bowed his head for a moment before turning to face More.  Tears stained his cheeks.
	“God explained to me why you could not sign the declaration.  I cannot hold your feelings against you.  Arise.  You are a free man.”
	Smiling, More stood and went to his friend, extending his hand.  Within the hour he would embrace his wife.
	“Yes, Thomas, I now realize the real reason you opposed my marriage to Queen Anne.  You are jealous.  You cannot accept the fact that I do not love you the way you love me.”
	More came to an abrupt stop.  “What?”
	“You must realize I cannot commit another sin against God.  I was wrong to marry my dead brother’s wife, and it would be equally wrong to love another man.  It is an abomination.”
	“What?”  More had not slept well while residing in the Tower of London.  His appetite had vanished.  Surely he had misunderstood what the king said.
	“I cannot blame you.  Who does not love me?”  Henry spread his arms to put his large frame on display.  They all lust after me.  The king of France.  The princes of Germany.  Even the bishop of Rome.  I have to admit it.  Now if you were a woman I could take you as my mistress.”
	“What?”
	“Don’t worry.  No one will ever know.  I want to protect you against any acts of jealousy from the lords and earls.”  Henry nodded.  “Oh yes, they covet me too.”
	“What?”
	“Oh dear.  I have upset you.  I suppose you might have preferred going to your death with the impossible dream intact that one day you might worship at this altar.”
	“What?”
	“You must never touch the royal scepter.  You must never hold the crown jewels.  You must never experience the divine right of kings.”
	“You must be crazy.”  More had his own revelation from God.
	“Is it madness to save this temple of God only for the queen?”
	“What?”
	“I cannot stand to see your disappointment.”  Henry began to remove his ermine robe.  “Quickly take off your clothing.  I will mount you tonight, but only once.”
	More clenched his thin coat around him.  “Oh hell no.”
	“Very well.  Once a month.  But no more than that.  I do have my principles.”
	“I don’t think you understand.  I love my wife very much.  She just left here a few hours ago.  She was very upset.  I had to comfort her, and I’m the one dying in the morning.”
	“Hurry.  Anne is expecting me back in her bed by midnight.”
	“My daughter really has her heart set on receiving my head and carrying it around with her for the rest of her life.  She would be extremely disappointment if she didn’t have it in her purse by tomorrow night.”
	“But you belong to me.”  Henry began to undo his waistcoat.
	“Of course, my heart belongs to you.  As the hearts of all good Englishmen belong to their king.  But my head belongs to my daughter.”
	Henry stopped to observe More closely.  “I’m beginning to suspect you don’t really want all this.”  His hands roamed across his body.
	“I think you’ve bedded one too many women who don’t exactly have the cleanest bodies in the kingdom.  You got knocked upside the head in one too many jousting matches.  You’ve chugalugged one too many bottles of wine.”
	“I think you’re the crazy one.” Henry huffed as he quickly retrieved his robe.  “Every man, woman and child in England wants me.  Everybody knows it.”
	“Everybody knows you’re crazy as a loon, but they’re afraid to say it to your face.”
	“That is treason!  I will have your head for insulting the king!”
	“Just make sure my daughter ends up with it by the end of the day.  Thank you.”