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Lincoln in the Basement

FOREWORD

Lincoln in the Basement began as a dream in 1989. I often dream stories in which I am an observer. This particular one was from the point of view of the Executive Mansion janitor, who was in the basement of the Executive Mansion when President and Mrs. Lincoln were escorted in at gunpoint by Secretary of War Edwin Stanton. Because he had seen too much, he had to stay in the basement with the Lincolns, and, after a period of time, began to believe he was the president.
As I began writing the story, I realized the poor janitor could not be the main character because he was basically incapable of change. I instead focused on the plight of the young soldier given the task of holding the Lincolns captive. He, indeed, changes from a naïve, eager servant of Stanton’s cause to an alcoholic disillusioned by the abuse of power.
As a caveat, I want to make clear that I have taken historical figures such as Secretary of War Stanton and LaFayette Baker and used them to create fictional characters with qualities of greed, lust, and corruption. While some historians have theorized that Stanton may have been a conspirator in Lincoln’s assassination, others maintain his innocence. I concur with this conclusion, and have fictionalized his personality to portray the danger of believing oneself to be infallible.
Lincoln in the Basement is meant as entertainment and as fodder for intellectual debate on political power, not as a strict interpretation of history.

(Author’s Note: I was born backwards, so it makes perfect sense to me to post on my blog the sequel before the first novel. And if you haven’t viewed my blog before it doesn’t make any difference. If you did read the sequel, now it will all make sense after you read about what happened first.)

Toby Chapter Eight

Previously in this book: Harley Sadler has fulfilled his dream of owning his own traveling tent show. His fans adore him. His daughter Gloria is beautiful and talented. But his wife Billie is drinking more because Harley’s dream is not really her dream.
Around midnight the show ended. Every actor had exhibited his special talents during the vaudeville sections; the audience had its chance to win a dream-of-a-lifetime prize, or at least get to eat Cracker Jake; the melodrama played out to everyone’s satisfaction. Curses, the villain failed again. The hero rescued the heroine, they vowed to marry and live happily ever after. Toby and Susie Belle walked off, hand in hand, into the sunset with Toby still too shy even to peck Susie on the cheek.
A photographer from the Comanche Daily News sneaked into the back stage area and approached Billie as she headed to her dressing room.
“Mrs. Sadler,” he politely began, “I’m with the Comanche newspaper. Would you mind if I took your picture for our next edition?”
Looking a bit taken aback, Billie finally regained her composure and smiled graciously. “Why, of course, but after I get out of costume, if you please.”
“Oh, that’s all right,” he cajoled her. “Our readers would love to see you in costume. They talked for weeks last year when I got a picture of Mr. Sadler dressed as Toby—“
She firmly but politely cut him off. “I prefer to be out of costume for photographs.”
“Oh. Yes, ma’am.” He dropped the camera to his side and stepped backwards. “Of course. I’ll wait outside.”
In the men’s dressing room, Sam and the other actors finished tying their shoes and buttoning their shirts before leaving for the hotel. Charlie Meyers, an older undistinguished gentleman who took pride in keeping the traveling tent show company from sinking into a red morass of bills, entered with a nervous local farmer in tow. Harley, still engrossed in removing his makeup, did not realize that they had entered and were approaching over to his table.
“Harley,” Charlie announced in a flat voice, “there’s someone here that insisted on seeing you.”
He looked up, smiled and recognized the farmer. Harley jumped up to shake his hand. Harley looked rather odd, since only half his face makeup had been removed. The farmer didn’t seem to notice.
“Why, of course, I’ll see ol’ Bill Stone. How’s it goin’, Bill?”
“Not so good, Harley.” He barely spoke above a whisper. “My barn burnt down last week.”
“I hate to hear that.” His brow wrinkled in concern. “Nobody got hurt, did they? Edith and the boys are all right, aren’t they?”
“They’re fine. And we got all the livestock out so no loss there, but—“
“Hit you pretty hard, huh?” Harley did not have to hear anymore. He nodded at Charlie who rolled his eyes. Harley smiled and put his arm around Bill’s shoulder, guiding him through the tent flap into another area where Charlie’s bookkeeping desk was set up. Charlie trudged behind and then plopped into his chair.
“Cash flow’s tight this month,” he announced.
“How much do you think it would take to replace your barn, Bill?” Harley chose to ignore Charlie and focused instead on the desperate farmer.
”Gosh, I don’t know, Harley.” He ran his fingers through his thinning hair.
“One night’s take would handle it, wouldn’t you think, Charlie?”
“One night’s take!” Charlie’s mouth fell open.
“Yeah, I think that’s what we’ll do. Our last night here will be a benefit for your barn. That’ll give us time to get the word out to all your friends and neighbors.”
Bill pumped Harley’s hand. “Thank you, Harley. Thank you! And—and I’ll pay back every cent of it! I swear!”
“Why, Bill, there’s nothing for you to pay back.” Harley looked away and blushed. “This is a benefit. All your friends and neighbors are going to be giving you the money.”
Bill stepped closer to stare earnestly. “I mean you, Harley. What can I do for you?”
Harley shifted uncomfortably on one foot to the other, and then walked Bill to the tent opening. “Just be my friend, Bill, be my friend. And laugh extra hard at me the next time we come through town. Deal?”
Before Bill could reply Harley turned back to the dressing room. “Give my best to the boys and Edith.”
“Sure will.” Bill smiled and left the tent.
Harley took his seat and resumed removing his makeup. Charlie marched in for a confrontation.
“And what are we going to do when we lose a whole night’s receipts?”
“Let’s say,” Harley began slowly, collecting his thoughts, “half the cast came down awful sick and we had to cancel that performance. We’d still lose the gate, wouldn’t we?”
“There’s only one person sick in this room,” Charlie retorted, “And that’s you—sick in the head.”
Harley laughed because he knew Charlie really did not mean it. “Well, I’ve always believed if you do good things for people, good things will happen to you.”
The next morning Harley and Billie took Gloria and Grandma Lou to the train station. Sam, Faye and Louise joined them to say good-bye.
“It’s time for us to get on the train, Gloria,” Lou announced. She tenderly put Gloria’s hat on her head. Patting her granddaughter’s little face, she signed, “Oh, if only your grandfather had lived long enough to see how pretty you are.”
“Give mama a big kiss,” Billie said.
Gloria rushed to her mother and covered her face with lots of tiny kisses. Billie began to cry.
“Don’t cry, Mama. I’m just going to school. Mama Lou will take good care of me. She always does.”
“Of course she does,” Harley agreed.
“It’s just I’m going to miss you so much.” Billie’s voice sounded tiny and afraid.
“I’m going to miss you too, Mama.” Gloria sobered a moment but then brightened. “I’ve got an idea. I’ll give you this hanky. Mama Lou sewed my name on it.” She pulled it from her purse. “See? Gloria. In real pretty letters. You can look at it and pretend I just whizzed through the dressing room and dropped it.”
Gloria handed her mother the hanky which Billie held to her cheek.
“Thank you darling.”
“And you can give me your scarf. I’ll sleep with it tonight and when I smell your perfume on it I’ll pretend you’re in bed next to me.”
Billie gave the scarf to Gloria who sniffed it and smiled. “Oh good. You’re wearing my favorite.”
Louise stepped forward. “Good-bye, Gloria. It was fun playing with you this summer.”
“I had a good time too. Your grandmother is coming to pick you up tomorrow, right?”
“Yes.” She nodded.
“Don’t be sad. Think of next summer and all the fun we’ll have.”
“How about a hug for your daddy?” Harley tried hard to ignore a lump rising in his throat.
Gloria turned to him, the brightest smile in the universe beaming toward him. Extending her arms, she raced to him as though they had not seen each other in years. She leapt into his arms, and Harley swung her around, her feet almost horizontal to the depot loading dock.
“Do you love me and adore me?” Gloria’s eyes twinkled, anticipating the response she had heard all her life.
“I worship and adore you.” Harley’s voice contained no traces of Toby’s comic naiveté nor any excitement of a professional circus barker.
Gloria leaned in to whisper in her father’s ear. “I love you too, Daddy. Please take care of Mama.”
“I will.”
The conductor announced for the last time, “All aboard for Sweetwater!”
Gloria and Lou climbed the steps to the passenger car, turned and waved as the train pulled out of the station. Billie continued to stare at the handkerchief with the name Gloria embroidered in a corner.
Looking around distractedly, she mumbled, “I-I think I want to go for a ride into the country, to clear my head.”
“All right, dear.” Harley tenderly put his hands on her shoulders. “Let me get the car and—“
“No,” she interrupted, “I need some time to myself, if you don’t mind.”
“I understand.” He knew what she meant, but he could not say honestly that he understood.
She smiled and pointed down the street. “And there’s a taxi. I—I promise I won’t run up a too big fare. Good-bye.” Billie hurried off down the street to the awaiting taxi. After getting in the back seat Billie leaned forward for a brief conversation with the driver. He nodded and bent over to pick up a brown paper bag which appeared to hold a bottle. She handed some bills to him, and he started the taxi’s engine. Billie looked out the car window, and Harley was certain they made eye contact.
The group at the train station watch the taxi drive away. Harley had a sad resigned look on his face.
“You know why she took that taxi,” Faye asked in her best Baptist judgmental tone.
“Faye, it’s none of our business,” Sam said.
“That’s all right, Sam. I don’t think Billie believes she’s fooling anybody.”
“She’s getting worse,” Faye warned.
Harley shook his head and smiled sadly. “Well, I said once I could live with it. I guess I have to.”

Booth’s Revenge Chapter Forty-Eight

Previously in this book: John Wilkes Booth escaped death in the Virginia and took on the role of dark avenging angel punishing the people whom he considered responsible for the death of Mary Surratt. Here in the last chapter he has found his final victim, Edwin Stanton. If you have not read previous chapters. Go to February 2016 under Archives for chapter one.
Where’s the man that usually delivers my medicine?” Stanton asked in a huff.
“Oh, you must mean David Herold. He wasn’t available tonight. Your doctor sent a messenger to my boarding house to inform me I was needed to deliver your sulphate of quinine as quickly as possible.”
Stanton’s eyes narrowed. Zook was the last name of the janitor in the Executive Mansion basement. He always talked about a sister, though Stanton could not recall her name at the moment. David Herold was one of the conspirators hanged at Old Capitol Prison. And, he remembered, Herold was a pharmacy assistant sent to Seward’s house along with the big brute who was supposed to kill the Secretary of State. Why would this woman be throwing about these names?
“My dear Mrs. Stanton,” the woman said, staring into her face. “I can tell by looking at you that you are on the verge of collapsing from fatigue. You’ve probably exhausted every fiber in your being preparing for your Christmas festivities tomorrow and then caring for an ill husband.” She patted Ellen’s hand. “What we women are called upon to do.” She turned to smile at Stanton. “Don’t you agree with me, sir, that your wife should take to her bed immediately?”
His jaw slackened. “Why, of course. It is past our usual bedtime, isn’t it, my dear?”
“I would not think of such a thing,” Ellen said in protest, though her tone sounded rather tame. “In the amount of time we have spent discussing my fatigue, I could have taken the drops from you, Miss Zook, and administered them to my husband.”
The woman lifted her hand and cocked her head. “No more debate. You must retire to your bedroom. After I have applied the drops I shall let myself out.”
“Please, Ellen, do as she says.” Stanton wheezed. The tension made his asthma worse. “Let the woman do her job and be gone.”
“Very well.” She sighed and turned for the door.
Miss Zook followed her and carefully closed it behind Ellen. Next, she went to the window and shut it.
“Don’t do that,” he ordered in irritation. “I need the cold air to control my asthma.”
She ignored his request and removed the pillow, allowing his head to drop unceremoniously to the bed. Placing her hands on the sides of his cranium, she lifted on the neck and pulled back his skull so that the nasal passageways were now vertical. Stanton noticed her manner was very rough, quite a contrast to the usual touch of the doctor’s aide. He watched as she took a bottle from her bag and daubed the liquid on a cotton ball. With her finger, she thrust the ball into his nostrils. He stirred in apprehension.
“That’s too much,” he protested. “I’ve been given sulphate of quinine for years and that’s too much.”
“In discomfort are you?”
“You know very well I am.” Stanton felt his temper rise, which he knew, would exacerbate his condition.
“Don’t you recognize me, Mr. Stanton?” Suddenly the nurse’s voice deepened. “I’ve been around you for about two weeks now. Sometimes delivering groceries, sometimes as a telegraph messenger delivering your party invitations. I sat next to you at the function in the White House. The garrulous colonel from Indiana. Oh, I’m sure you don’t remember me. I could tell you were not interested in my story about the battle at Gettysburg. Another night I spilt a cup of hot coffee in your lap. I was dressed as a waiter that time, with red hair from Ohio. I do hope it burned your thighs sufficiently.”
By this time, the aide had returned the bottle to the bag. Clamping a firm, rough hand over Stanton’s mouth, the person drew a sharp knife from the bag. The blade glistened in the light from the fireplace. Stanton struggled to call out but soon realized his efforts were insufficient.
“All my disguises were very helpful. I learned quite a bit about your personal life. I learned the name of your doctor. He sends bottles of sulphate of quinine on a regular basis to your home. I learned—ironically through party conversation with your wife—that you two no longer share a bed because of your worsening asthma condition. With each of our encounters I deliberately made a point of irritating you, because each time your nasty temper grew, your asthma worsened.” Leaning down into Stanton’s face the nurse smiled, showing white straight teeth. “Don’t you recognize me now? I told you once I would return to kill you.” He nodded as he brought his knife up. “Yes, I am John Wilkes Booth.”
As he pulled the sharp edge across Stanton’s throat he added, “And you, sir, are no gentleman.”

Toby Chapter Seven

Previously in the book:West Texas farm boy Harley Sadler decided he’d rather make people laugh than grow corn. He toured with a melodrama traveling tent show, met and married the beautiful Billie Massengale. Ten years later he owned his own show, and everything was going fine; well, almost everything.

When the curtain went down on Act One, Billie went back to her dressing room to rest her head on the makeup table. Harley, on the other hand, returned to the stage and ordered the curtain to rise on tables of fabulous gifts from local merchants. Each was marked with a number.
“In a moment our staff will roam the audience with trays of Cracker Jack,” he projected in his best barker voice. “Inside some boxes are slips of paper with a number on them that correspond to numbers on each of the prizes on the stage. So buy yourself a box of Cracker Jack and you could be a winner!”
While cast and crew fanned through the crowd with trays of Cracker Jack, the band played a happy tune with an urgent tempo, encouraging the farmers to spend the last few coins in their pockets on a momentary thrill of the possibility of winning a new appliance or even a diamond ring. Harley split the proceeds with the merchants who donated the prizes. Everyone was happy: Harley increased his profit margin, and the merchants made money on a slow-moving item.
After the excitement of the sale and the disbursement of prizes, the lights went down and the curtain rose. The villain was up to his old shenanigans. The family was about to lose its farm. Toby and Susie were alone on the stage wondering if they had the courage to save the day.
“Gosh, Susie Belle, I know we should try to help the Goodheart family but I’m afeared that Mr. Hurtmore’s gonna do something bad to you.”
“Oh poo,” Billie said. “I’m not afraid of him.” She looked over Harley’s shoulder. “Here comes the Goodheart’s little girl Mollie.”
Gloria came on stage to oohs and ahs. A little trouper she didn’t pay attention to it. She went to her parents and clasped her hands together as though in prayer. “Please, Toby and Susie!” she begged. “You’ve got to help my Mama and Papa!”
“Aww, Mollie, what can we do?” Harley asked, shrugging. “We’re just ol’ country folk.”
Gloria fell to her knees. Her eyes were pleading, and her prayerful hands were up to her chin. “Oh please, Toby and Susie! You’ve just got to help my Mama and Papa!”
“Don’t worry, Mollie,” Billie reassured her. “We’re going to help you, no matter what Mr. Hurtmore does to us!”
The audience applauded. The young farmer on his first date turned his head away from the girl to wipe tears from his eyes. After the curtain closed on Act Two, Harley reappeared.
“As we wait for the actors to prepare for Act Three, we want to present some singing and dancing to entertain you. Our first act tonight is Louise Bright, daughter of Faye and Sam Bright, our heroine and villain, and—“he paused to beam with pride—“Gloria Sadler, the light of my life—oh, and the light of Billie’s life too.”
Everyone laughed as the two girls ran onto the stage. They sang and danced to an old song everyone recognized. Louise did a capable performance but she had to give way to Gloria who danced up a storm. Most of the cast came out to perform a vaudeville act of one kind or another, but no one’s applause ever matched the accolades heaped upon Gloria.
Eventually the last novelty act performed, and Act Three began. No one really feared the Goodheart family would lose its farm, but they wanted to pretend the worst was about to happen.
Billie and Sam waited in the wings for their entrances.
“Your timing’s off a little bit tonight, isn’t it, Billie?”
“What do you mean?” She was stricken by dread that her secret drinking was beginning to show.
Harley and Faye walked up.
“Harley,” Sam said, “I was just mentioning to Billie that her timing was off tonight. What do you think?”
Harley and Billie exchanged nervous glances.
“There’s your cue, Sam. You and Faye better get on. Come on let’s troupe.”
After they went on stage, Billie fumed, “I don’t know why Sam would want to attack me like that.”
“He wasn’t attacking you. Don’t worry about it, Billie.”
“I know what he was hinting at,” she continued in a huff. “And I wasn’t—“
“Of course you weren’t,” he cut her off. “There’s my cue.”
Harley went on stage, leaving Billie to deal with her feelings alone.
Faye acted dumbfounded. “Is it true, Mr. Hurtmore, what Toby told me? That there’s oil under the south ridge?”
“Would you believe that bumpkin instead of me?” Sam asked with a sneer on his lips.
“Now that’s enough of that!” a voice boomed from the back of the tent.
Harley and the other two actors jumped, startled. They peered beyond the footlights into the house.
“I’m gonna beat the tar out of you!” A cowboy, a young wrangler, charged down the aisle with Burnie coming up behind.
“I think it’d be good if you went back to your seat,” Burnie whispered as he gently pulled the cowboy away.
“Did you hear what that fella said?” He turned to look at Burnie with disbelief. Then he focused his attention again to the stage and Sam, waving a fist at him. “That so-in-so called Toby a liar!”
“Well, I don’t think he really meant it.” Burnie continued to guide him away.
“He better not have meant it, or I’ll beat the tar out of ‘im!”
Burnie at last lugged him through the entrance flap into the cool, prairie night air. After a brief moment, Harley picked up on the dialogue and the drama continued. The audience followed his example and calmly returned their attention to the action on the stage. Gloria and Louise remained unruffled during the hullabaloo because they intently studied their fathers.
“My father’s better looking than your father.” Louise raised her eyebrows as though her observation gave her some innate superiority over her little blonde friend.
Gloria, with a fixed smile upon her lips, continued to watch her father who had just said something on stage which made the crowd laugh.
“Yes. Your daddy is very handsome.” She paused for dramatic effect. “But my daddy is the boss.”

Booth’s Revenge Chapter Forty-Seven

Edwin Stanton’s entire body shuddered as he coughed uncontrollably. Damned asthma. His earliest memories were of lying in bed back in Steubenville, Ohio, with his parents hovering over his bed as he wheezed, his chest expanding and contracting dramatically. His lungs craved air, which struggled through the swollen bronchial tubes. He hated his body for not functioning up to his ambitions as he grew into a young man studying the law. He fought against his disability while he established a practice. His determination made him a valuable asset for large companies and for his years in government. Asthma never stopped him. Perhaps the struggle against the impossible made him more resilient and more intolerant of the weaknesses of others.
His wife Ellen tapped at his bedroom door before entering. She shuddered slightly at the frigid December winds blowing through the open window. Exposure to excessive cold was the first line of defense when an asthma attack began. Going over to his side, she placed her slender hand across his forehead.
“No excess perspiration,” she murmured, more as a comment to herself than a conversation with him. “That’s good. Perhaps we can control it this time without any undue stress.” Ellen looked down and smiled at him wanly. “I told you not to attend those holiday dinners, but you never listen to me, do you, my dear?”
Stanton’s wife was the only person allowed to utter gentle rebukes. He trucked no insubordination from anyone else. He did not even venture excuses for his heavy holiday season because they never held any sway with her. President Grant had just announced Stanton’s appointment as Chief Justice of the United States and therefore he had become the prized guest of honor in Washington social circles. He would not be sworn in until after January 1, 1870, so until then Stanton felt persuaded to bask in his newfound popularity.
“Of course, you are right.” Those were the only words he uttered before a new wheezing spasm convulsed his body.
She shrugged. “I must admit I enjoyed the conviviality of the Christmas gatherings after all those years of war and the terrible confrontation with President Johnson.”
“When will the doctor’s aide arrive with the sulphate of quinine?” Stanton did not like it when Ellen reminded him of his crimes and subsequent cover-up. “I don’t know how you allowed the household to be bereft of the only medicine that soothes me.”
“Each home we visited was insufferably hot and overly decorated with holiday greenery, don’t you agree? As soon as I started perspiring, I knew your lungs would begin to contract. And the fragrance of the evergreens overcame even my own senses.” She paused to pat his shoulder reassuringly. “Yes, I should have known better. I don’t know why but I thought I had another bottle tucked away in some cabinet or other.”
“Yes, you should have,” Stanton agreed petulantly.
“Edwin, dear,” Ellen said, lifting her hand from his shoulder, “Your life would be so much more pleasant if you weren’t so insufferably superior. Do you remember the man who sat next to you at the White House dinner? I thought he would never stop talking about his near-death experiences at the battle of Gettysburg. The look on your face was priceless. And then the party at Benjamin Butler’s house. That clumsy waiter spilt coffee in your lap. How you howled.” Ellen chuckled and then clucked him under his bearded chin. “And here I am teasing you about your discomfort. But you have to admit. Whenever someone of your temperament suffers a bit of humiliation—well, I must say, it is amusing.”
“A distinct rap at the front door echoed throughout the house.
“Ah, your medicine has arrived at last.” She left without another word.
A twinge of wistful regret momentarily replaced the numbing asthmatic pain in his chest. Yes, he told himself, the fact he would never be held legally accountable for his actions did comfort him. His being Chief Justice assured him of that, but he mourned wife’s alienation over the years. Stanton was sure she had no inkling that he had held the Lincolns captive in the Executive Mansion basement, nor that he masterminded a string of murders in 1865 or that he orchestrated the impeachment of Andrew Johnson solely to cover up his other crimes. Yet she must have sensed something was amiss. She was kind and nurturing in a motherly fashion, but Ellen exhibited no warmth or romance for him as her husband. She even moved to another bedroom after Lincoln’s assassination. Of course, her excuse that his chronic asthmatic attacks kept her awake was a genuine justification. Yet Stanton could not help but think the aura of guilt that emanated from his psyche must have repelled her.
Hearing voices in the foyer and subsequent steps up the stairs, he struggled to prop himself up on his pillow. Stanton anticipated a nurse to appear with a bottle of sulphate of quinine and to apply the nasal drops, a momentary respite from his discomfort. When the door opened, Stanton wrinkled his brow. Before him was a matronly, rather heavy-set woman in nurse’s attire. She wore thick-lensed glasses and clutched a small black doctor’s bag.
“Dear, this is Miss—what did you say your name was?” Ellen said.
“Cordie Zook, Ma’am,” the woman said in a distinct Pennsylvania Dutch accent.
“Yes, Miss Zook.” Ellen smiled briefly.

Toby Chapter Six

Over the next few years, Harley Sadler worked very hard to make his promises come true for the Massengale family. Ordinary people who sweated and bled to pull a living from the West Texas prairie loved Toby. He represented them—good, kind, funny, loving but none too bright. They hated the villains because they were the bankers, the big bosses. The men in black suits could ruin lives with a smile and one single word. “No.”
Heroes were all right, but the farmers knew in their hearts that anyone born with good looks, healthy and strong bodies could beat up the villains. Of course, all the girls wanted to marry a hero. But these folks on the plains saw themselves in the mirror. They knew they were not handsome. They were not the boys who hit home runs at school baseball games. They were not the strongest. They just did not give up.
They were Toby. He was not smart, but he always came up with a plan to save the day. The hero got the credit, and Toby got the horse. Those farmers cried when Toby’s heart was broken, but Toby kept on smiling and kept on being kind.
And through Toby the loyal audiences loved Harley. Harley became their hope. He became their reward for being good even though there was not any money to be made by being good. A man could not feed his family just by being good.
Fortunately for Harley Sadler, he was paid very well for being good—good and funny. Mind you, this was not New York rich or even Hollywood rich. But it was a comfortable living for West Texas. And there was even enough to set aside a big hunk each month so he could keep his biggest promise to the Massengales. He bought his own show.
He marched down the main street of Comanche, Texas, carrying a huge drum on which read, “Harley Sadler’s Own Show.” Half of the cast and crew played instruments and the other half marched in costume holding banners proclaiming dates and times of performances and titles of the plays. Harley forgot to beat his own drum most of the time he was too busy waving and shouting at the crowd.
“Hell, J.B.! Your boy get out of the hospital? He feeling all right?”
He rammed his drum into Sam’s back, who was playing the cornet.
“Why Minnie Lou, have you heard from your daughter? How does she like living up north?”
Harley bumped into Sam again. The actor turned and wagged his cornet in the boss’s face.
“Harley,” Sam announced good naturedly, “you have to get someone else beat that drum, because you can’t wave and talk to people and beat the drum at the same time!”
The showman and the crowd laughed. The parade ended at the gazebo in Comanche town square. Harley put aside his drum, mounted the steps and waved his arms expansively at the crowd.
“Good to see all my friends here in Comanche. The 1927 edition of Harley Sadler’s Own Show will present Over the Hills to the Poorhouse starring the pride and joy of my life, Miss Gloria Sadler!”
Dramatically pointing to a convertible draped with bunting, Harley glowed. Inside the car were Billie, Gloria and Grandma Lou. Uncle Burnie sat behind the steering wheel. Gloria, who was seven years old, stood on the back seat and curtsied. Her golden hair was in sausage curls. Her dress was all ruffles and lace. The crowd oohed and ah’ed.
“Little Miss Gloria Sadler is leaving tomorrow with her grandmother Lou Massengale to start school next week in Sweetwater.”
After a polite round of applause, Harley continued:
“And, as usual, opening night is Ladies Night. That means all you ladies get in free if accompanied by a gentleman who pays full price.”
All the townspeople burst into applause as he picked up his drum and marched down the gazebo steps. The band began playing while the town’s children fell in right behind him. The convertible carrying Billie, Gloria and Lou slowly trailed behind. Two women in the crowd were entranced. One watched Harley and the children disappear down the street. The other craned her head to catch a peek at Billie inside the car.
“He’s the pied piper; don’t you think?”
“Hmm?”
“I said don’t you think Harley’s just wonder with children.”
“I guess.” The second woman sighed in frustration. “Can you see what Billie’s wearing?”
By the time the parade reached the show ground, the crew had already raised the tent and secured the lines. Claude Kelly, a large, bald middle-aged man with thick forearms, pulled a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his neck and brow. Harley wandered up and tugged on the guy rope to see if were taut enough.
“How’s it going, Claude?”
“Fine, Harley.”
“Were you able to check into that matter for me?” he asked casually, avoiding eye contact.
Claude looked around to make sure no one was close enough to overhear their conversation. “The local bootlegger runs a taxi.”
“I guess this rope isn’t too loose.” Harley stopped fiddling with the line and smiled. “Now all I have to do is keep Billie away from the taxi.” He began to leave, but stopped and turned back. “Oh, and about that other thing—“
“Word is there’s a poker game in the conference room of the bank every Saturday night.”
“See if you can get me an invite, won’t you, Claude?”
“Sure, Harley.”
Next, Harley walked in the main tent where happy children hurriedly set up chairs. “Good job, boys and girls. When you finish, go to the ticket stand and get your free passes.”
The youngsters squealed and jumped in excitement. Another voice boomed above his head.
“Hey, Harley!”
He looked up at the tent pole and the quarter pole at his side. Burnie was on the quarter pole doing the splits.
“Great trick, Burnie.” Harley cringed as he watched Burnie grin in pride. He was toothless.
“Thanks, Harley.”
“I might let you do that trick in the show sometime if you ever remember to keep your teeth in.”
Harley ambled out the main tent and wandered over to the ticket stand to see how business was doing. He stopped when he saw a young couple fussing at each other. The young woman was fairly good looking, but she was terribly skinny. She wore a dress that used to belong to a sister, mother or even grandmother, Harley surmised. The young man was not much older than the girl. He too was slim but he was straight and strong, wearing freshly laundered overalls and a faded blue shirt. His face wore a permanent sun burn but only half way up his broad brow. The top part near the hairline, which his hat shaded from the oppressive prairie sun, was as fair as a new-born baby’s unblemished bottom. Harley guessed from their posture and eye contact—or lack thereof—that they were not married but possibly on their first date.
“I don’t know why we have to get here so early,” the young man groused.
“Because I want to see Billie go to her dressing room, that’s why.”
Harley smiled to himself. No matter how much of an inconvenience Billie’s drinking was, he was pleased that every woman in every town on the plains adored his wife. She had developed into a very good actress; however, she preferred to play country girl Susie Belle who fell in love with Toby. If anyone was going to kiss Harley on stage, it was going to be Billie.
Night arrived, and the tent lights came on. Parents tried to control their children who insisted on squeaking and chasing each other between the rows of chairs. All the women—including the young lady on her first date, looked toward the back entrance, anticipating Billie’s grand appearance. When she finally arrived through the tent flap, Billie did not disappoint. Her hair was recently permed, she wore a fashionable navy blue dress highlighted by a large, sparkling brooch.
“Here she comes!”
“Doesn’t she look beautiful!”
“She’d be gorgeous in a potato sack!”
“I hear she buys all her clothes at those fancy Dallas shops!”
“My cousin said she saw Billie actually buy something in the Woolworth’s in Sweetwater!”
Anyone could tell by looking into her face that Billie relished the adulation heaped upon her by the country women. After she mounted the stage steps and disappeared behind the curtain, the audience became loud again. Within minutes the band members filed in and began to tune their instruments. Soon the curtain raised and the melodrama began.
Sam Bright, as he grew older, eased from the role of hero to that of villain. A few years earlier, he found himself a pretty, young woman named Faye who, like Billie, melded into the theatre troupe as the innocent heroine. Mike Henderson, who had played the sheriff in the old Fox company, was promoted to the hero. No matter how bad the acting or the jokes, the audience hissed and booed at the appropriate moments and hooted, laughed and stomped the rest of the time.
Harley Sadler was beginning to crack a bit around the edges. He was not the young eager sidekick he once was. But the folks who bought the tickets wanted to see him as Toby, and Harley always gave the audience what it wanted.
In return, the show goers obeyed the rules Harley set forth. If someone walked in staggering drunk, the men in the seats rose quickly and escorted the disruptive fan out. They fastidiously observed the big sign on the upright piano in the orchestra section:
“If the baby cries, please take it to the rear of the tent.”
Each night during the melodrama, Burnie walked the perimeter of the big tent to make sure all the stakes were sturdily hammered into the earth and the guy lines taut and secure. He paused to watch the last glimmering rays of light disappear below the horizon. Every time the audience erupted into applause, Burnie grinned broadly, revealing a mouth of bare gums. He forgot his dentures again.
Billie sat at her dressing table putting on the last of her makeup as Susie Belle, Toby’s girlfriend. Susie usually was the final main character introduced before the end of Act One. She liked it that way. If she had to be on stage at the rise of the curtain on Act One, she would be unnecessarily tense. If she were tense she could not remember her lines. Her ability to retain the script to memory was declining over the years.
Staring into the mirror to make sure the makeup was properly applied, Billie frowned at how unattractive her costume was. Harley may have enjoyed looking silly, but she did not. Her attention wandered over to a framed photograph of Gloria. She was going to be so beautiful when she grew up. Billie worried she would get stuck playing Susie with all her ugly clothes and makeup. Leaning over she reached into a small brown bag to retrieve a pint bottle of whiskey. She took a quick sip and returned the bottle to the bag under her dressing table.
“Decent?” Harley called out from the other side of the dressing room flap.
Billie jumped. “Come in.”
Harley, in full Toby regalia, entered and walked over to put his hands on her shoulders. “Are you ready? We go on in a few minutes.”
“Harley, honey, you don’t have to ask permission to come into my room. After all, you are my husband.”
“It’s just I’m so used to calling out at everybody else’s dressing room.” He smiled.
“Why, you’d think I had something to hide.”
“Now why would I think that?” Hint of sadness and weariness tinged his voice. He put his arms around her shoulders and hugged. Not waiting for an answer Harley went to the canvas flap to lift it and leave.
“Wait, Harley,” she called with urgency.”
“Make it real fast. We’ve got to go on.”
“Why can’t I go home with Gloria and Mama?”
“You can.”
“But I want to be with you.”
He shook his head. “I have to keep the show going. These people need their jobs.”
“But—“
Before Billie could finish Harley cocked his head toward the stage. “Sam just left the stage. We’re next. Come on.”
After he left she put her face in her arms, then looked up and squinted into the mirror. “Susie,” she muttered, “you don’t look perky.” She patted on more makeup. “You have to look as perky as Toby.” Stopping abruptly, Billie threw down the makeup pad. “But I’ll never look as perky as Toby.”
She made it to her stage entrance, which stopped the show. Unlike her husband who worried everyone loved Toby but not Harley, she knew the audience loved Billie and didn’t care a hoot about Susie. Fort a brief moment while the stage lights blinded her and the applause assaulted her ears, Billie was happy.

Booth’s Revenge Chapter Forty-Six

Andrew Johnson knew the last leg of his train trip home to Tennessee in March of 1869 was not going to be pleasant as a new conductor entered the car at the depot in Wytheville, Virginia. The conductor tucked his little wooden box containing tickets and cash under his right arm. He glowered at the passengers. Johnson observed the man’s pinched thin lips, his pepper gray hair peeking from under his blue conductor’s hat. His slender body was straight as a lonesome pine in the Blue Ridge Mountains. The former president assumed the posture was the result of imperiously following railway regulations to the letter. The conductor demanded exact change from soldiers wearing Union uniforms, but persons with distinct Southern drawls received a large smile, and miraculously he found change at the bottom of his little box for them.
When Johnson had left Washington City that morning, his daughter Martha insisted that he have proper change for all his tickets and even packed a small lunch for him. Johnson found the conductor on the first train to be quite cordial. He even told the former president that he would bend the rules to allow him to smoke his cigar, even though this was a non-smoking car, as long as he had a window seat and politely tipped his ashes out in the morning air. After all, the conductor explained to him, this idea of having a separate car for smoking had only begun since the end of the war, and passengers must be given time to adjust to the changes.
All of that changed when the new conductor joined the train at Wytheville. By the time he stopped by Johnson’s seat, the former president had taken out his change purse and was counting out the coins.
“I hope you don’t think just because you used to be president you don’t have to pay your train fare,” the man said in an icy tone, which made his Appalachian accent more pronounced.
“No, of course not,” Johnson replied in his humblest and most respectful voice. As he handed the conductor the coins he smiled innocently. “I hope I counted that out right. I never learned arithmetic until after I was married.”
The conductor grunted as he counted the money twice, very slowly. “Very well.” He began to walk away, but he turned for one last glower of the former president’s pulling a cigar out of his coat pocket and patting his other pockets to find a match. Swinging around, he raised his voice. “This car don’t allow no smokin’.”
Johnson could feel his infamous anger rising from his stomach, but forced it down. Whatever anyone might think of him, he prided himself on being considerate of the feelings of the common people, including the ones sharing the train coach on the long ride to Greeneville. They did not need the stifling atmosphere of anger created when a former president would lose his temper.
“Of course, sir.” He put his cigar away and stared out the window, preferring to concentrate on the reunion with his wife Eliza. She had stayed by his side in Washington City during the ordeal of impeachment and trial in the summer of 1868. Her tuberculosis grew worse and forced her to return to their home in the foothills of the Smoky Mountains where the air eased her breathing. His daughter Martha stayed in the Capital to act as his official hostess. His son-in-law David Patterson was one of the senators from Tennessee, so Martha actually spent most of her time with her husband and their family. Johnson felt quite alone.
His first action after the trial was to inquire discreetly with the national Democratic Party leadership if they would support him in his bid to run for a term as president in his own right. Democrats fought valiantly to keep the Republican majority from removing him from office, Johnson reasoned, and therefore might be willing to support him again. Unfortunately, they informed him the mood of the country was against him. Northern voters clearly saw him as one of the last vestiges of the old southern order of White supremacists. Instead, they nominated a less well known, less controversial Democrat to oppose the Republican candidate Ulysses S. Grant, whose victory over the South had made him a mythic hero. The general won the presidency easily.
Johnson could not help but think about how at one time he had appointed Grant to replace Stanton. Within a few months Stanton convinced Grant to abdicate his post, leaving it open for Stanton’s return. But Johnson could not hold a grudge. Hell, he told himself, he even smiled and shook hands at the Executive Mansion Christmas reception with Benjamin Butler who had been one of the leaders in the impeachment proceedings. If Grant had attended the party, Johnson would have shaken his hand too. So when Grant declined to ride in the same carriage to the inauguration, Johnson was a bit surprised but followed his inclinations not to encourage bitter feelings. He remained at the Executive Mansion, and when the news came that Grant had been sworn in, he quickly left for the train station. Perhaps it was just as well he had forgone the ceremony because Stanton surely must have attended. He was the one person Johnson could not have forced himself to greet cordially.
The fact that Stanton would never face legal consequences for his acts of treason and betrayal stuck in Johnson’s craw. The little evil man’s only punishment would be to fade into history, hopefully as only a minor footnote in the accounts of the American Civil War. Johnson felt a tinge of his old craving for alcohol, which he had always used to ease his uncontrollable hatred for Stanton. Johnson closed his eyes briefly and took a deep breath. If he had learned anything through the ordeal, which began the night of Lincoln’s assassination, it was that alcohol never solved any problems. It only made matters worse.
A train whistle roused him from his inner thoughts. Johnson looked out the window to see that the train was pulling into the station at Greeneville. He smiled as he recognized faces of old friends who had never given up on him, going back to the days when he was nothing but an illiterate drunkard with no skills or ambitions. When he learned how to be a tailor, Johnson could count on these the people to bring him cloth they had made themselves so he could turn it into a pair of pants or a coat. He accepted their payment of fifty cents gratefully. The pennies added up, and he found hope for a better life for his family. They encouraged him to run for public office, voted for him and applauded when he won elections. And they never believed the lies told about him during the impeachment.
After the train jerked to a stop, the conductor made his way down the aisle to Johnson’s side and informed him he could leave now. “There’s a crowd out there. Don’t know why.” The man’s pale, wrinkled face did not move a muscle.
“Thank you, Mr.—excuse me, what was your name again? I can’t seem to keep a name in my head anymore.”
“Fisher, sir, Edgar Fisher.”
“Mr. Fisher, thank you so much.” Johnson stood and shook the man’s hand vigorously. “You’ve made the trip mighty comfortable.” He looked up and down the length of the train car, watching the other passengers gather their belongings to leave. He held on to the conductor’s hand. “Mr. Fisher, I must assume you had sons in the Confederate Army during the war. East Tennessee suffered during that tragedy, now didn’t we?”
“I had two boys.” He paused to keep his voice from cracking. “Only one came back.”
“That weighs on my heart more than anything else. To know a neighbor’s boy died at the hands of men that I sent to war. I don’t know how I will ever atone.” Johnson heard his own voice crack, and he was not ashamed of it.
Slowly Fisher raised his other hand to clasp their grip. “My boy who made it home—he always told me if you ever got on one of my trains I should throw you off.”
Johnson guffawed and slapped the man’s back. “And I wouldn’t blame you if you did. The last few years have been mighty rough times, ain’t they?”
“Mighty rough times.” He paused as a small smile crept across his lips. “I suppose North and South have been mighty grieved, Mr. President.”
Johnson looked around again to see that they were alone. “Now which way would you like for me to skedaddle, Mr. Fisher?”
The conductor nodded to the left. “That way will take you out to where most of the folks are waiting for you, sir.”
“Well, you lead the way, Mr. Fisher.”
The conductor escorted him to the exit but paused at the landing and stepped back. “The next time I see my son I’ll tell him he was all wrong about you, Mr. Johnson. You’re a good man, sir, and I won’t mind telling my son that.”
Johnson stopped just inside the door because he knew as soon as the crowd saw him, they would yell and applaud, ending this pleasant moment. “Where do you all hail from, Mr. Fisher?”
“Morristown, sir. And call me Edgar, sir. I’d be proud to wait on you, Mr. President, if you ever ride one of my trains again.”
He stepped forward and as the gathering erupted with cheers he shook the conductor’s hand again. Johnson waved both arms to greet the townspeople. Johnson paused a moment as the cheering continued. He felt good getting back to the basics of politicking, turning a doubter into a supporter with nothing more than a big smile and a touch of thoughtfulness. Perhaps, after a short period of recuperation, he would try to run for senator, or some other fool nonsense.

Toby Chapter Five

That night Harley hurriedly applied his makeup making a mishmash of his rosy cheeks and dotting his face with freckles anywhere the grease pencil happened to alight. Even his wig, a shock of unruly red hair, was askew. When all was in approximate position on his head he rushed to the edge of the curtain where Sam, dressed in his white good cowboy clothes and Ed, impeccably attired in shiny black, were peeking through the curtain.
“Town marshal’s here tonight with his family,” Ed announced. “Be good, boys. Old man Massengale can be a mean old cuss.”
Harley’s head shot up. “Massengale? Did you say Massengale?”
“I see he didn’t bring his little girl with him this time,” Ed continued, ignoring Harley’s question.
Sam punched Harley in the side. “Her name wouldn’t happen to be—“
“Billie,” Harley filled in.
“Yep, Billie,” Ed confirmed. He looked through the curtain again. “Boy, that son of his, Burnie, sure got big.”
Harley pushed past Ed to peek through the curtain. “Let me see.” As he peered through the small slit, his eyes focused on two men. One looked like a giant, with a big amiable grin on his face. Sitting next to him was a large middle-aged man who shifted in his seat scowling. Harley pulled away slowly.
“Don’t tell me Burnie is the mountain sitting next to the man who looks like he’s been sucking on a lemon all day.” Harley’s worst fear was about to be confirmed.
“That’s him,” Ed said.
Sam let out a soft “ooh” before saying, “And the man’s who’s been sucking on the lemon all day is his father, right?”
“Right.”
Sam patted Harley on his slender shoulder. “Oh, Harley, when you pick ‘em, you pick ‘em.”
***
In the solitude of the Massengale house, Billie quickly packed a suitcase. She picked up the hand fan with Harley’s picture on it and kissed it, leaving an impression of her red lipstick. Billie then tossed it into the suitcase. At the last moment she grabbed from the suitcase a dress she had just packed, tossed it aside and replaced it with a dress with a few more frills on it. Unfortunately she did not notice the hand fan fell out of the luggage and on to the floor. Clicking it shut, Billie carried it with determination out of the house and down the street to the show tent on the outskirts of town.
Waiting in the shadows, she watched her friends and neighbors leave the show and go home. Finally she saw her mother, father and brother walk out, get into the Model T and drive away. Finally, Harley, dressed in another sporty suit, came out and looked around. Billie grabbed her bag and ran to him.
***
After a big hug and kiss, Harley helped her into Mr. Fox’s car and they drove into Cameron. She directed him to the home of her family minister. As they walked up the sidewalk, Harley looked at her askance.
“Why didn’t you tell me you had a mountain for a brother?”
“Burnie?” Billie replied in amazement. “Why, I told you about him. I said he was a lamb.”
“Lambs aren’t seven feet tall.”
“Silly,” she said, dismissing the accusation. “Burnie’s not seven feet tall. Only six foot five.”
Harley rang the doorbell.
“And you didn’t tell me your father was town marshal. Town marshals carry revolvers.”
“Not Daddy.”
“Thank goodness for small wonders.”
The Rev. Mr. Cole opened the door. “Yes? Why, Billie Massengale, what are you doing out this time of night?”
Billie turned to Harley. “He prefers a shotgun.”
Harley moaned before explaining the situation to Pastor Cole who invited them into his parlor. He left them there as he walked down the hall to his bedroom.
“Mother! Come here! We’ve got a wedding! Guess who it is?”
Billie looked a little bit guilty. “I guess I wasn’t fair to you. I’m sorry. It’s just that—if I told Mama and Daddy I wanted to marry you and leave Cameron—well, by the time they’d given their permission you’d be gone on to the next town.”
“I’d come back for you.” Harley smiled sweetly.
“I was afraid you might find someone you liked better.”
He hugged her. “I could never find anyone I liked better than you.”
They kissed just as the preacher and his wife came in the parlor.
“Billie Massengale!” Mrs. Cole exclaimed. “I don’t believe it!”
The pastor turned to his wife. “I forgot my Bible. I’ll be right back.”
“Before we make this permanent, do you have any other secrets, like your mother is a hatchet murderer?”
“No.” She giggled. “Oh, I do like to sneak a beer every once in a while.”
“I can live with that.”
Rev. Cole returned and efficiently conducted the wedding ceremony. His wife cried as the young couple kissed again. The pastor cleared his throat.
“That’ll be five dollars, son.”
“Oh yeah.” Harley fumbled with his pockets. “I don’t seem….” He stopped in the middle of his search with an awful look of recollection. “Oh yeah. I gave someone five dollars for the chewing gum wrapper I wrote the message on that I sent you last night. I forgot about that.”
Billie patted his hand. “Don’t worry. I got paid today.” She took a bill from her purse to pay Rev. Cole.
“I hope we did the right thing, Billie.” Mrs. Cole tossed a nervous glance Harley’s way. “Your parents are going to be fearful upset in the morning.”
No one had looked at Harley that way since he was still a kid trying to get out of working in the fields. He felt terrible. Billie smiled and hugged him.
“Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be fine.”
***
In the morning Mrs. Massengale was in the kitchen cooking a big breakfast for her husband and son. Mr. Massengale needed to keep up his energy during the day as he maintained law and order in Cameron. And his son Burnie ate a lot just because he was so big. The aromas lured the menfolk to the kitchen but Billie didn’t show, which was unusual. Even though she did not like a big breakfast she did enjoy a piece of toast and a cup of hot coffee as she chatted with her family. If she were late to work Mrs. Harmon would be mad.
“Well,” Mr. Massengale said, “she was already in bed when we came home last night, so she didn’t need any extra sleep.”
Mrs. Massengale frowned, took her apron off and headed for the door. “I think I better check on her.”
“I think I’ll go ahead and get started on my bacon and eggs, if you don’t mind, Ma,” Burnie said as he began to shovel food in his mouth.
Billie’s mother rapped lightly at her door. When there wasn’t an answer, Mrs. Massengale turned the knob and entered the bedroom. Billie was not there. The bed had not been slept in. Quickly she checked her closet, and half of Billie’s clothes were gone and so was her suitcase. Finally she spied the fan from the tent show. The picture of the actor on the fan was covered with her daughter’s shade of lipstick. After a moment, when the situation dawned on her, Mrs. Massengale screamed. Her husband ran into the room.
“What’s the matter, Lou?”
“Billie’s run off with that stupid, silly actor!” she cried, waving the fan in his face.
He turned to yell down the hall. “Burnie! Get the shotgun!”
***
At the tent grounds, Harley and Billie held hands as they walked backstage. He pointed up.
“And that’s what we call a roll drop. It’s kind of like a curtain and it has a scene painted on it. We have several so we can change backgrounds real fast.”
“It’s all so new and exciting.” Billie said in awe. “I guess I’ll get used to it, eventually.”
The quiet happy moment ended abruptly when Mr. Massengale’s voice cut through the morning air.
“Harley Sadler! Come out here right now with my daughter!”
“Yeah!” Burnie added ominously.
Harley was not naïve. He knew this moment would come eventually, so he tightened his grip on Billie’s hand, lifted his chin and walked through the curtain onto the stage to face his irate new in-laws. It did not encourage him to see Mr. Massengale standing there with his shotgun firmly in his hands. Burnie, with his fists clenched, looked like he could chew nails. Perhaps the worst of them was Billie’s mother whose eyes were red from all the tears. The lace handkerchief she daubed her moist cheeks with was sopping wet. Harley put on his best open, innocent Toby grin.
“Hello, Mrs. Massengale. Good morning, Mr. Massengale.” He paused to wave at Billie’s brother. “Hi, Burnie!”
“Oh no!” the mother cried.
“Everything’s fine, Mama,” Billie tried to soothe her. “I’m fine. “I’m—I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life.”
“You ain’t old enough to know what happy is!” her father retorted.
“Yeah!” Burnie agreed.
“Yes, I am!” Billie defended herself.
“No, you’re not! Grown-up folk don’t go run off and get married and worry their mama to death!” her father growled.
Harley stepped forward. “You’re right, Mr. Massengale. It wasn’t very considerate of me to make your wife worry like that. Or upset you.”
“I ain’t upset!” he shot back.
“I’m upset!” Burnie said.
“Burnie, be quiet!” his father ordered.
“It’s just that….” Harley paused to collect his thoughts. He continued in a softer voice. “Do you believe in love at first sight?”
“That’s foolishness!” Mr. Massengale snorted.
Harley turned his attention to Mrs. Massengale. He smiled his sweetest smile and fluttered his eyelashes.
“Ma’am, how about you? Do you believe in love at first sight?”
She wiped tears from her eyes and blew her nose in her hanky. Looking at her husband, she smiled shyly. “Yes.”
“Good, ‘cause I do too.” A big grin exploded on Harley’s face.
“Don’t worry, Daddy,” Billie said. “He’s very good at making people laugh.”
“Hmph. Some talent.”
Mrs. Massengale put her hand on her husband’s shoulder. “Please, dear, listen.”
“I’m principal comedian for Mr. Fox.”
“That’s a very important position, Daddy.” Billie explained.
Harley felt his confidence growing. “And one of these days I’m going to have my own show. And I’m going to make Billie the star of that show!”
“Oh, Harley,” Billie sighed.
“And, Burnie, you could work for me. A big fella like you, you could help put up the tent, all over Texas, Oklahoma and New Mexico!”
“Gosh, do you really think so?” Burnie gasped in awe of the possibilities.
“And you, Mr. and Mrs. Massengale, you could come along with us, if you wanted to.”
Harley paused, dramatically turned and pointed to the Fox banner over the proscenium.
“And up there, where everybody could see it, will be my banner proclaiming: ‘Harley Sadler’s Own Show’!”

Booth’s Revenge Chapter Forty-Five

Bruton took Baker by the armpit and led him out of the saloon and over two blocks. Baker hardly noticed all the night prowlers, some staggering like himself, others leaning against lampposts and having a smoke and a good laugh with friends. Baker felt Bruton’s hands against his back forcing him into a public privy. Right after he relieved himself, Baker went to his kneels to vomit violently into the toilet.
“Are you all right, my dear friend?” Bruton called from the outside.
“No,” he replied before another round of regurgitation. Baker became aware that the door opened and Bruton lifted him to his feet.
“You are ill,” he commented with concern as he pointed the older man toward the door of Louis Lesieur’s establishment. “The best cure for the queasy stomach is a glass of Louis’s best cognac.
Before Baker could disagree, his companion deposited him in a chair and left for the bar. He felt the room swirling, and his eyes would not quite focus which made the disorientation worse. His head was about to droop onto the table when Bruton appeared and placed a healthy portion of cognac in a cut-glass goblet in front of him.
“To your health, Mr. Baker; or do you prefer General Baker?”
The gurgling in his stomach returned, and the saloon felt unbearably hot. “Huh?”
“Never mind.” Bruton sat and took a sip of his cognac. “I’m still curious about the outrageous revelations you plan to announce in your hearing before Congress. What could be more shocking than the brutal mortality statistics of the war itself?”
“This is shit,” he barely articulated after a swallow of the cognac. It had the same appalling under taste as the English ale from their first stop. He pushed it away
“Louis will be insulted.” His young friend pushed it back. “Don’t embarrass me in the pub of my dear friend Louis. I will never live it down.”
Baker scowled as he obediently lifted the glass and drank it as though it were a homemade elixir for the three-day bellyache. He did not care how fine a lawyer this fellow claimed to be and how wonderful a legal defense he might provide. Baker was convinced he did not want to remain his friend, and he desperately wanted to be in the arms of his Jenny in their own home. If drinking all of this bitter libation would hasten the end of this evening, then so be it. He upended it and gulped the rest.
“Now tell me your scandalous news,” Bruton insisted.
“John Wilkes Booth is not dead.” His numbed lips formed each syllable with difficulty.
“I find that hard to believe.” The young man’s tone went flat, without expression.
“I saved his life. Gave him money to disappear out West. The killing had to stop.” A spasm shook his thick torso as another wave of nausea swept over Baker.
“Yes, I think it is time to go home.” Bruton lifted Baker from his chair and guided him out the door. He hailed a hack, gave the driver an address and settled the older man as comfortably as he could in the carriage seat.
Baker looked up from his slumped position and pleaded, “Take me to a doctor.”
Bruton leaned in and whispered, “I can’t do that, Mr. Baker.”
“Why?”
“Because you have to die.”
“What?” Baker was confused. Bruton no longer sounded like a Bostonian but a Southerner, not the Deep South but somewhere closer. And the voice was familiar, but he could not quite place it.
“You see, I am not attorney-at-law Roman Bruton. That’s a name and a backstory I just made up. I told you once you were no gentleman.”
His brain, almost anesthetized, came to an awful realization. “You’re Booth.”
“How brilliant of you,” Booth replied in glorious derision expressed like a dream through his Maryland inflection.
Frantically Baker tried to sit aright and lean toward. “Driver! Take me home!”
“But he is taking you home.” Booth firmly pulled him back. “I gave him your address. Because you spared my life I will allow you to die in the arms of your wife.” Booth laughed in self-indulgence. “My dear Mr. Baker, I know everything about you and Mr. Stanton and the entire stinking plan.”
“But—but I saved your life! Please let me live!”
“Oh, you have ingested enough arsenic tonight that there is no way you can survive beyond morning’s light.”
“But I’ve changed! You know I have changed! I’m a good man now!”
Booth put his arm around Baker’s shoulders to grip him. “Yes, I know. But you want to reveal to the world that I am still alive, and I cannot allow that.”

Toby Chapter Four

When he awoke the next morning, he feared his romantic encounter with Billie was just a dream. But he had built his entire life on the premise that dreams did come true. Who would have thought a barefoot boy who grew up busting up dirt clods on a dusty West Texas farm would become a prosperous principal comedian of a popular traveling tent show? What even gave him the thought he could do that? He was a country hick. He did not know enough to realize that he could not do it.
As he dressed, brushed his teeth and shaved, Harley decided he would continue his blissful ignorance that a smart, pretty girl would run off, marry him and join the tent show. Nodding his head with confidence, Harley headed back to the Cameron city hall to propose to Billie right away.
He ran to Fox who was sharing a joke with a group of local businessmen.
“I need to borrow your car, Mr. Fox,” he interrupted before his boss got to the punch line. “Business, you know.”
Used to the young man’s eccentric personality, Fox pulled out the key, passed it to Harley, and finished his joke without missing a beat.
Once he was in downtown Cameron, Harley headed directly to city hall, pausing to peer through the large window. There was Billie, bright and bubbling. She smiled and nodded at an elderly woman at her post at the counter. Harley admired the way she seemed to put the woman at ease, even causing her to chuckle. As the customer turned to walk away, he decided this was his chance to secure his future. Taking a deep breath, Harley bustled through the door.
“We’ve got big problems at the tent grounds!” He marched directly to Billie. “As an official representative of the Roy E. Fox Popular Players Company I must speak to an official of the town of Cameron immediately!”
A large, foreboding middle-aged woman stood at her desk in the back of the office. She looked like she was ready to do battle, and Harley was frightened he had thrown down the gauntlet in front of the wrong person.
“Don’t worry, Mrs. Harmon,” Billie interjected. “I think I can handle this.”
Grunting, the woman sat and returned her interest to a stack of folders in front of her. Billie looked around at Harley, scrunched her nose and winked.
“Now what exactly is the problem, Mr.—ah, I didn’t quite catch your name.”
“Mr. Fox wants me to drive to Waco tomorrow to pick up some new costumes,” he whispered. “Do you want to go with me?”
“Oh, I think we can resolve that problem quite easily,” she replied in a loud official-sounding voice.
Mrs. Harmon looked up and, to Harley’s relief, smiled appreciatively and returned to her work.
“I couldn’t go that far in an automobile with a man unless he was my husband,” she said in a soft prudent Baptist tone.
“That can be arranged,” he answered in a hoarse voice.
Billie continued her conversation in an increased volume. “Excuse me, sir. But you’ll have to speak up.”
Harley reflexively reached for his throat. “It’s all the lines I have to say. Being principal comedian, I carry all the responsibility for the show so my voice just goes sometimes….”
“Yes.”
“Yes?!” Harley found his voice for an instant but it went away again. “Yes? Really?”
“What do you think?” She smiled like a coquette.
“You really want to marry me?”
“Yes.” Her voice carried throughout city hall.
Harley glanced nervously at Mrs. Harmon who looked up only momentarily. Regaining his composure, he announced in his best business manner, “I’m so please the town of Cameron has decided to cooperate.” He leaned in to add, “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome. When?”
“As soon as I get the license!” He laughed just like Toby, which caused Mrs. Harmon to look up.
“Oh, you already have your license, remember?” She seemed to enjoy teasing him. “You received that yesterday.”
Harley grinned. He liked the way she treated him. “Where do I go to get something like that?”
“County clerk’s office in the courthouse across the street,” she continued in her best business tone.
“Sshh,” he pleaded.
Billie ignored his request and kept her volume high. “I believe they can solve your problem.” She leaned in to whisper, “Don’t be so nervous.”
“I’m not,” he insisted. Harley steeled himself and spoke up. “Thank you, miss. I’ll see to that right away.” Reverting to a softer tone. “Tonight after the show.”
Billie’s eyes widened. She momentarily lost her composure. “Tonight after the show!?”
“Sshh.” Harley continued conspiratorially. “Um, I guess I can come by your house. Your parents can pick the minister and—“
“Oh no!” It was Billie’s turn to have an outburst which she quickly regretted. “I think we better elope.”
“Why?”
“I think it’s so romantic, don’t you?”
“If that’s what you want.”
“I’ll be waiting on the porch tonight.” Her eyes went soft with romance.
As Harley began to leave, he paused to wave and smile at Mrs. Harmon who was still busy going through the files.
“Nice dress, Mrs. Harley—“immediately catching his mistake he added, “I mean—Harmon.” He finally found his way out the door.
Billie couldn’t help but giggle but stopped abruptly when Harley re-entered.
“What’s your name?”
“Massengale. Billie Massengale.”
Harley repeated it a couple of times to commit it to memory. He was out the door, and Billie tried to resume her work at the counter but couldn’t concentrate because she was too excited. Harley had only been gone a few moments before coming back inside. Perhaps a principal comedian was aware that doing something three times created the maximum comedic impact.
“By the way,” he whispered as he leaned over the counter, “I love you.”
Billie pressed her dimples into their full glory. “I love you too.”
He paused long enough to cup her cheeks with his hands so he could kiss her firmly and with inspired passion. Finished he backed slowly to take in fully her classical beauty. He then skipped out the door and down the street.
Billie placed her elbows on the counter and cradled her face in her palms.
“Ooh la la,” she sighed, thinking of a dream about to come true.